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creeper 04-07-2005 10:44 PM

Pure Sex, or... Renazco Strikes Again!
 
The faded blue and orange shar pei dog of a Renazco seat, that has served me so well... is gone. :2cry

Wave bye. :wave

http://creeper.smugmug.com/photos/15547084-M.jpg

Much like a large breasted Catholic school girl, I have succumbed to the ravages of peer pressure, verbal abuse and my desire for... sex.

Renazco Racing presents...SEX!

http://creeper.smugmug.com/photos/19165666-M.jpg

A new shape! A little lower, with a shape much like a stocker... but with a surprise! What you can't see, because the suede hasn't stretched a bit, is a bucket of sorts, about 2/3rds back, that cups and caresses your tender tushie. I loves me James I do. :smooch
My feetzies are almost flat on the ground, again!!!

http://creeper.smugmug.com/photos/19165667-M.jpg

And a cool felt lined pouch to... I'll find something to put in that soft felt lined pouch, I will. :evil

http://creeper.smugmug.com/photos/19165668-M.jpg

Plenty of room for stuff and things... ah, relatively flat stuff and things.

http://creeper.smugmug.com/photos/19165665-M.jpg

And a complete surprise!!! James has a very twisted sense of humor. :tb

http://creeper.smugmug.com/photos/19165671-M.jpg

Thanks James... I thought my blue and orange seat was a real looker when it was all new and virginal... This black beauty however, has never been a virgin... just nothin' but raw sex since I opened the box.

Ride report to follow... eventually.
Chris

squid vicious 04-07-2005 10:48 PM

Shouldn't there be a "NWS" warning on this thread?:freaky

Rad 04-07-2005 10:54 PM

Daymn, that seat looks so soft, kinda make ya wanna ride around on it nekid :lol3

Well done, James :thumb

creeper 04-07-2005 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rad
Daymn, that seat looks so soft, kinda make ya wanna ride around on it nekid :lol3

Well done, James :thumb

You been watchin' me Radical? :eek1

Jinx 04-07-2005 11:01 PM

Bling Bling
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by squid vicious
Shouldn't there be a "NWS" warning on this thread?:freaky

More like NWA
I can't wait to see the 22" spinners. :brow :D

creeper 04-07-2005 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jinx
More like NWA
I can't wait to see the 22" spinners. :brow :D

Ya know Jinxy... I bet James could put your swell black cat logo on a seat. :evil ... I betcha. :lol3

Jinx 04-07-2005 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by creeper
Ya know Jinxy... I bet James could put your swell black cat logo on a seat. :evil ... I betcha. :lol3

I might have to give him a chance. All kidding aside, that is a good looking, well shaped seat on that KTM, and the Touratech one on my Dakar is shaped to elicit either confessions or celibacy, I haven't decided which. :patch

creeper 04-07-2005 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jinx
I might have to give him a chance. All kidding aside, that is a good looking, well shaped seat on that KTM, and the Touratech one on my Dakar is shaped to elicit either confessions or celibacy, I haven't decided which. :patch

James is one of the most stand-up guys I know... and if you could see and feel this seat in person, you'd be shippin' yours off tomorrow. :nod

GODSPEED 04-07-2005 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by creeper
And a complete surprise!!! James has a very twisted sense of humor. :tb

http://creeper.smugmug.com/photos/19165671-M.jpg

Thanks James... I thought my blue and orange seat was a real looker when it was all new and virginal... This black beauty however, has never been a virgin... just nothin' but raw sex since I opened the box.

James... I am so glad to be the recipient of your talent, technical skill and artistic eye. If you was just slightly less ugly, I'd give you a big wet one.

Ride report to follow... eventually.
Chris

Nice, very nice! :thumb What's that writing on the top mean? :wink:

Jinx 04-07-2005 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by creeper
James is one of the most stand-up guys I know... and if you could see and feel this seat in person, you'd be shippin' yours off tomorrow. :nod

Thanks for the heads-up, mate. :thumb

Now about the two devils sitting on my opposite shoulders:

Devil # 1 "Buy Guzzi Parts, Buy Guzzi Parts, Buy Guzzi Parts...Bonneville is coming and you are way behind"

Devil # 2 "They run Bonneville every year, and your ass is spending all it's time on a sado-masochistic seat manufactured by bitter, resentful Germans. Imagine how much more work you could get done in the shop with a happy ass. A cheerful ass. An Ass that says "no task too small, no budget too large". And what if you continue to ignore your ass and it locks up just as you enter the timed mile? Have you thought about that? I didn't think so."

Well, it doesn't hurt to ask :evil

meat popsicle 04-08-2005 05:55 AM

Very nice seat creeper! I have to say that the old pimpin seat was distracting from your new look. Now your bike really looks like midnight between the thighs of a very slutty rich chick :evil

I notice you went with less of a slope fill or more of a slope this time, any reason why?

The rallye pocket is for your event registration - its flat. You can put your licence and registration there for easy access. "Take them outa the pocket sir."
:lol3

Surly 04-08-2005 06:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by creeper
A new shape! A little lower, with a shape much like a stocker... but with a surprise! What you can't see, because the suede hasn't stretched a bit, is a bucket of sorts, about 2/3rds back, that cups and caresses your tender tushie. I loves me James I do.
My feetzies are almost flat on the ground, again!!!

http://creeper.smugmug.com/photos/19165667-M.jpg

This all sounds really cool!
I am tired of sliding forward and I have enough trouble gettin off...I mean dismounting without falling over due to the stock height

dagwood 04-08-2005 06:20 AM

:tb ....You sir Suck :flip

Now who do I contact about that Hit?
Popsicle, Godspeed? wanta make points with Lc4 E' LaFamilia?

dagwood 04-08-2005 06:22 AM

Hey
 
I can't but help but notice your missing a mirror. WTF? :scratch

































:lol3

meat popsicle 04-08-2005 06:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dagwood
:tb ....You sir Suck :flip

Now who do I contact about that Hit?
Popsicle, Godspeed? wanta make points with Lc4 E' LaFamilia?

ooooo, a power grab! i am pretty sure creeper was "made" - so that makes him untouchable - remember Joe Pesci's fate... :nod


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