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Forum: Day Trippin' 04-28-2014, 07:21 AM
Replies: 123
Views: 18,863
Posted By WhitneyMike
attaboy Mud! If ya can't roost 'em, ram em' !!! ...

attaboy Mud! If ya can't roost 'em, ram em' !!! :lol3
Forum: Day Trippin' 04-17-2014, 02:13 PM
Replies: 123
Views: 18,863
Posted By WhitneyMike
Mud could have gotten by. My mighty KLR was too...

Mud could have gotten by. My mighty KLR was too big to go left.

" Oh well, we tried...short of taking old bridge timbers and constructing a makeshift crossing"

My balls were too small to go...
Forum: Day Trippin' 04-07-2014, 08:19 AM
Replies: 123
Views: 18,863
Posted By WhitneyMike
Nice ride Mud.. Looked like the sand demons...

Nice ride Mud.. Looked like the sand demons almost bit your ass in the "Sand Road Sidestep".. nice save!
Forum: Day Trippin' 02-28-2014, 07:00 AM
Replies: 123
Views: 18,863
Posted By WhitneyMike
Thanks for another great ride Mudclod.. It was...

Thanks for another great ride Mudclod.. It was pleasure to meet and ride with Bruce and Dan, real nice guys. Beautiful weather, great roads and a pleasant pace made for a great day of dual sporting....
Forum: Day Trippin' 02-05-2014, 06:26 AM
Replies: 123
Views: 18,863
Posted By WhitneyMike
Good save Mudclod! Glad you had good weather.....

Good save Mudclod! Glad you had good weather.. imagine that in 100deg heat.
Forum: Day Trippin' 01-16-2014, 06:55 AM
Replies: 123
Views: 18,863
Posted By WhitneyMike
Thumb Great finds! Nice report.. Geeze, no tipovers?...

Great finds! Nice report.. Geeze, no tipovers? :huh
Forum: Day Trippin' 01-03-2014, 12:02 PM
Replies: 123
Views: 18,863
Posted By WhitneyMike
"Why Mike, I can't believe you think I would ever...

"Why Mike, I can't believe you think I would ever "roost" someone on purpose?"

I just feel bad about the old lady with the walker, bless her heart she made it to her mailbox only to get hosed...
Forum: Day Trippin' 01-02-2014, 08:43 AM
Replies: 123
Views: 18,863
Posted By WhitneyMike
X-Mas Day mud

Thanks for another great ride Mudclod.

I was glad to see you brought the V-Strom with a crappy rear tire. I figured that would level the playing field some (me with the nimble KLR). Not to be...
Forum: Day Trippin' 12-04-2013, 12:46 PM
Replies: 123
Views: 18,863
Posted By WhitneyMike
Thanks for the adrenalin rushes Mudclod.. ...

Thanks for the adrenalin rushes Mudclod..

BTW, your account wouldn't hold up in court.. :D
Forum: Tejas and the Gulf States 10-18-2013, 04:30 PM
Replies: 20,232
Views: 1,079,207
Posted By WhitneyMike
"Word to the wise - you can forget to zip your...

"Word to the wise - you can forget to zip your pants all day for all I care. Just don't forget to zip your pants rain liner."

I agree, cold wet balls is no way to go! Takes the fun out of it!
Forum: Tejas and the Gulf States 10-17-2013, 10:33 AM
Replies: 20,232
Views: 1,079,207
Posted By WhitneyMike
shoutout for the guys at Powersports in Elm Mott....

shoutout for the guys at Powersports in Elm Mott. They helped me out big time on some wheel bearings.
Forum: Regional forums 10-11-2013, 12:01 PM
Replies: 1,446
Views: 84,506
Posted By WhitneyMike
That presupposes that riders will ignore safe and...

That presupposes that riders will ignore safe and courteous interaction with the locals as they ride by their front lawns.

This area welcomes quests. Be a good guest..
Forum: Ride reports 10-04-2013, 05:54 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 8,159
Posted By WhitneyMike
Have a great trip..

Have a great trip..
Forum: Regional forums 10-04-2013, 03:12 PM
Replies: 1,446
Views: 84,506
Posted By WhitneyMike
Huh? I like blue too! Is he a bad man? If not, pm...

Huh? I like blue too! Is he a bad man? If not, pm me his addy and I'll get him some more paint. He has to have his own application means though...
Forum: Regional forums 09-28-2013, 04:16 PM
Replies: 1,446
Views: 84,506
Posted By WhitneyMike
Where can I get the snap on, snap off crash bars?...

Where can I get the snap on, snap off crash bars? TIA
Forum: Regional forums 09-28-2013, 01:39 PM
Replies: 1,446
Views: 84,506
Posted By WhitneyMike
Makes me feel good to have the same crash bars as...

Makes me feel good to have the same crash bars as SOG...
Forum: Tejas and the Gulf States 09-20-2013, 12:26 PM
Replies: 20,232
Views: 1,079,207
Posted By WhitneyMike
Any tips on anti ass busting on a mud road?

Any tips on anti ass busting on a mud road?
Forum: Day Trippin' 09-18-2013, 12:05 PM
Replies: 123
Views: 18,863
Posted By WhitneyMike
My lesson learned.. Stay back and pick your own...

My lesson learned.. Stay back and pick your own line..

Four things saved the day, determination, muds skill to ride two up, beer, and mule tape..
Forum: Tejas and the Gulf States 08-22-2013, 06:41 PM
Replies: 20,232
Views: 1,079,207
Posted By WhitneyMike
Gee thanks! I thought we already went over that....

Gee thanks! I thought we already went over that. I figured you had some type of analytical humane human control bullshit.

Oh well, when it's life and limb, battery acid works best though! Sulfuric...
Forum: Tejas and the Gulf States 08-22-2013, 06:06 PM
Replies: 20,232
Views: 1,079,207
Posted By WhitneyMike
[QUOTE=veriest1;22159646] You know what...

[QUOTE=veriest1;22159646]
You know what Orthochlorobenzalmalonitrile is right?

WTF, how about you educating me?
Forum: Tejas and the Gulf States 08-22-2013, 05:40 PM
Replies: 20,232
Views: 1,079,207
Posted By WhitneyMike
Larry, in all seriousness, why would you say...

Larry, in all seriousness, why would you say that? We didn't spend 15 min. together at lunch. And I keep my mouth shut the whole time. I was the guy that gave you cold water after you busted your ass...
Forum: Tejas and the Gulf States 08-22-2013, 03:45 PM
Replies: 20,232
Views: 1,079,207
Posted By WhitneyMike
Like put SOG on their ass? Naw, I wouldn't do...

Like put SOG on their ass? Naw, I wouldn't do anyone like that! Even the ex!
Forum: Tejas and the Gulf States 08-22-2013, 03:30 PM
Replies: 20,232
Views: 1,079,207
Posted By WhitneyMike
Yep, works every time! I keep it handy...:evil

Yep, works every time! I keep it handy...:evil
Forum: Regional forums 08-22-2013, 03:15 PM
Replies: 1,446
Views: 84,506
Posted By WhitneyMike
Huh? Is that not a legit question? Or is it a...

Huh? Is that not a legit question? Or is it a "stinky thing" :rofl
Forum: Regional forums 08-22-2013, 01:45 PM
Replies: 1,446
Views: 84,506
Posted By WhitneyMike
In riding or posting in forums?

In riding or posting in forums?
Forum: Regional forums 08-22-2013, 01:36 PM
Replies: 1,446
Views: 84,506
Posted By WhitneyMike
What's a NEWB?

What's a NEWB?
Forum: Regional forums 08-22-2013, 12:50 PM
Replies: 1,446
Views: 84,506
Posted By WhitneyMike
You might have better luck with that on...

You might have better luck with that on craigslist.. To each their own, said the lady as she kissed the pigs ass (you like crusty)... Whatever blows your skirt up.. Maybe you and Manning can get a...
Forum: Tejas and the Gulf States 08-22-2013, 05:38 AM
Replies: 20,232
Views: 1,079,207
Posted By WhitneyMike
Talking geez, I thought my warped sense of humor would of...

geez, I thought my warped sense of humor would of been appreciated here! I'll try to stick to the tried and true perverted and always popular double intendra..

Please don't stick it to me. :lol3
Forum: Tejas and the Gulf States 08-21-2013, 05:04 PM
Replies: 20,232
Views: 1,079,207
Posted By WhitneyMike
[QUOTE=slowoldguy;22151082 Well. If I had any...

[QUOTE=slowoldguy;22151082 Well. If I had any feelings. Or gave a shit.

Jeebus, what's the definition of a sociopath?
Forum: Tejas and the Gulf States 08-21-2013, 04:45 PM
Replies: 20,232
Views: 1,079,207
Posted By WhitneyMike
The fact that you ask says it all:rofl

The fact that you ask says it all:rofl
Forum: Tejas and the Gulf States 08-21-2013, 04:02 PM
Replies: 20,232
Views: 1,079,207
Posted By WhitneyMike
welcome

This forum is mostly comprised of narcissistic sociopaths. However, there are some that will help you in your new endeavors. Don't let the many turn you away.. Ride on!
Forum: Regional forums 08-14-2013, 12:06 PM
Replies: 1,446
Views: 84,506
Posted By WhitneyMike
".....BUT KEITH....??? Passin him on any bike...

".....BUT KEITH....??? Passin him on any bike would be like passin SOG!"
"WHOOOO ARRREE YOOOUUU WHO WHO WHO WHO"
I'd bet Pete Townshend would make short work of both of them...
Forum: Regional forums 08-14-2013, 11:24 AM
Replies: 1,446
Views: 84,506
Posted By WhitneyMike
"Whats all this little bike talk?...I am riding...

"Whats all this little bike talk?...I am riding 1200cc bike that weighs as much as your KLR....We can take turns helping each other pick up bikes"

:deal
Forum: Regional forums 08-14-2013, 10:07 AM
Replies: 1,446
Views: 84,506
Posted By WhitneyMike
101 dirt course

What topics/skills are addressed? This old dog can learn some new tricks.:nod

Is soft landings covered?
Forum: Tejas and the Gulf States 08-13-2013, 05:29 PM
Replies: 20,232
Views: 1,079,207
Posted By WhitneyMike
I never said or implied that.. Don't try that...

I never said or implied that.. Don't try that Obama crap with me!:rofl:evil:clap:freaky:lol3:eek1:evil:norton:puke1:puke1
Forum: Regional forums 08-13-2013, 01:59 PM
Replies: 1,446
Views: 84,506
Posted By WhitneyMike
"The key is too land in the soft sand and NOT the...

"The key is too land in the soft sand and NOT the cactus/rock/tree/spectator on the side of the road."

Yeah, when I go ass over appetite, I never land in soft sand, go figure?
Forum: Regional forums 08-13-2013, 01:02 PM
Replies: 1,446
Views: 84,506
Posted By WhitneyMike
"I got a nice bath everyday." OK, who has a...

"I got a nice bath everyday."

OK, who has a 250 for sale?
Forum: Regional forums 08-13-2013, 10:47 AM
Replies: 1,446
Views: 84,506
Posted By WhitneyMike
I'd lose everything I have, and have to be spoon...

I'd lose everything I have, and have to be spoon fed... On the bright side though, I'd insist (if I was able) on a young big breasted nurse..:evil
risk v reward, my adrenalin gland doesn't work so...
Forum: Regional forums 08-13-2013, 09:52 AM
Replies: 1,446
Views: 84,506
Posted By WhitneyMike
"Some pics of Sundays sand pit excursion" If...

"Some pics of Sundays sand pit excursion"

If I wasn't old and frail, I'd get a 250.:cry But back in the day I could have torn it up! :lol3
Forum: Regional forums 08-09-2013, 02:27 PM
Replies: 1,446
Views: 84,506
Posted By WhitneyMike
Yep, with slime there be no patching of tube. I'd...

Yep, with slime there be no patching of tube. I'd rather break the tire down and patch the sucker.:rofl[/QUOTE]

Yeah, do it right...
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