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Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 09-04-2014, 10:49 AM
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Views: 1,858,702
Posted By kerhonky
There was an open pump and nobody was waiting for...

There was an open pump and nobody was waiting for yours. You weren't being rude at all, and you handled it quite well from your description.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-29-2014, 09:23 AM
Replies: 33,154
Views: 8,087,108
Posted By kerhonky
Hybrids? Or back-crossed pure American?

Hybrids? Or back-crossed pure American?
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-28-2014, 09:26 AM
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Views: 1,858,702
Posted By kerhonky
And not the low res kind.

And not the low res kind.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-28-2014, 09:21 AM
Replies: 33,154
Views: 8,087,108
Posted By kerhonky
Obviously he is not, given the angle of his...

Obviously he is not, given the angle of his forearm and its position relative to his hand and the handlebar. Although his slight lean inward past the vertical axis of the bike does indicate some...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-27-2014, 10:09 AM
Replies: 33,154
Views: 8,087,108
Posted By kerhonky
Couldn't he have used the rear brake? Or maybe...

Couldn't he have used the rear brake? Or maybe he finished his braking before entering curve and has his fingers back on the grip?
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-26-2014, 09:53 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 3,223
Posted By kerhonky
A fair point, indeed.

A fair point, indeed.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-25-2014, 09:29 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 3,470
Posted By kerhonky
I believe that would be mouth to bill. Ducks...

I believe that would be mouth to bill. Ducks don't have beaks.



Thank you for not calling them Canadian geese. I HATE when people do that.



Mind you, moose bites can be very nasti.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-25-2014, 09:22 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 3,223
Posted By kerhonky
Ummmm.......what? When did I or anyone else...

Ummmm.......what?

When did I or anyone else say you aren't free to post whatever you want about whatever topic you've been cogitating on? Yes, there were some jokes about only letting people who...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-22-2014, 09:53 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 3,223
Posted By kerhonky
Stupid question: are we over-thinking things?

Obvious answer: Fuck yes.

OK, I'm probably premature on the answer there, but I really don't get it. I don't really want to start another debate about throttle control in corners and all that...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-21-2014, 09:37 AM
Replies: 53
Views: 5,955
Posted By kerhonky
OK, after all the anti-depressant drug stuff this...

OK, after all the anti-depressant drug stuff this isn't as funny as I thought it would sound, but what you're describing is pretty close to actual drug addiction. You know, the first time you try...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-04-2014, 09:22 AM
Replies: 9,293
Views: 1,858,702
Posted By kerhonky
Back in the early 70s, my dad was asked by an...

Back in the early 70s, my dad was asked by an elderly family friend to accompany him to Canada to help him get about during a salmon fishing trip in the Gaspe peninsula of Quebec (lucky bastard). ...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 07-31-2014, 09:37 AM
Replies: 9,293
Views: 1,858,702
Posted By kerhonky
Had you used those responses I'm sure you would...

Had you used those responses I'm sure you would have had a wonderful time getting to know the customs agents very well as they invited you to spend the afternoon with them discussing your life...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 07-24-2014, 10:25 AM
Replies: 69
Views: 4,846
Posted By kerhonky
Reminds me of one of my grandfather's favorite...

Reminds me of one of my grandfather's favorite little ditties:

I love to hit my head with a hammer said the little boy to his pop.
I love to hit my head with a hammer 'cuz it feels so good when I...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 07-24-2014, 10:17 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 3,598
Posted By kerhonky
Look carefully at the squeegee before you do...

Look carefully at the squeegee before you do this. If it's fairly new it's probably OK, but I scratched up a tinted visor pretty badly doing this.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 07-23-2014, 09:40 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 3,598
Posted By kerhonky
Spit and a handkerchief.

Spit and a handkerchief.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 07-22-2014, 10:03 AM
Replies: 69
Views: 4,846
Posted By kerhonky
Total thread hijack, but I've been wondering...

Total thread hijack, but I've been wondering lately about the tape they use for crosswalks around here, and I assume elsewhere. It's textured. I mean like 1/16" raised squares with another small...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 07-15-2014, 09:40 AM
Replies: 176
Views: 15,176
Posted By kerhonky
I think you're kind of blowing out proportion the...

I think you're kind of blowing out proportion the degree to which others are blowing this out of proportion. The OP didn't write some whine-filled missal about how badly his feelings were hurt. He...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 07-14-2014, 10:00 AM
Replies: 176
Views: 15,176
Posted By kerhonky
http://artofekphrasis.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/...

http://artofekphrasis.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/jjas-myth.jpeg?w=500&h=212 (http://artofekphrasis.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/jjas-myth.jpeg)
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 07-11-2014, 09:26 AM
Replies: 33,154
Views: 8,087,108
Posted By kerhonky
Holy shit, does somebody really need to explain...

Holy shit, does somebody really need to explain the concept of double entendre to you people? The bear doesn't say "Does shit stick to your fur?" He says "Do you have a problem with shit sticking to...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 07-02-2014, 09:10 AM
Replies: 33,154
Views: 8,087,108
Posted By kerhonky
There can be only one!!

There can be only one!!
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 06-20-2014, 09:39 AM
Replies: 9,293
Views: 1,858,702
Posted By kerhonky
What are you, some sort of long-haired hippy type...

What are you, some sort of long-haired hippy type pinko fag*? We're all about bashing others around here, no matter what they ride. You're never going to make it with this crowd if you don't learn...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 06-12-2014, 09:42 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,734
Posted By kerhonky
"...one of its designers Anthony Clyde said it...

"...one of its designers Anthony Clyde said it was an excellent choice for farmers with a top speed of 40km/h..."

Those are some pretty fast farmers!
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 05-21-2014, 09:49 AM
Replies: 132
Views: 6,525
Posted By kerhonky
You're getting at what I've failed to elucidate...

You're getting at what I've failed to elucidate very well. While punishment may be fair and just, I think its effect on human behavior is minimal i.e., it doesn't change people's behavior before the...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 05-20-2014, 09:28 AM
Replies: 132
Views: 6,525
Posted By kerhonky
With this I whole-heartedly agree. It doesn't...

With this I whole-heartedly agree. It doesn't take much to get one's driver's license in the US, and once you have it, nobody forces you to learn to be a better driver. It's up to you to take on...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 05-19-2014, 10:14 AM
Replies: 132
Views: 6,525
Posted By kerhonky
I thought you were on the right track when you...

I thought you were on the right track when you asked if punishment was an effective deterrent. Now you seem to be saying it could be. I disagree.

At the risk of being labeled a total bleeding...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 05-14-2014, 09:07 AM
Replies: 33,154
Views: 8,087,108
Posted By kerhonky
I don't know about the boredom. She definitely...

I don't know about the boredom. She definitely looks bored, but he looks to me like he's concentrating for all he's worth.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 05-14-2014, 09:02 AM
Replies: 33,154
Views: 8,087,108
Posted By kerhonky
Dragon's Tail double tail fail.

Dragon's Tail double tail fail.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 04-22-2014, 09:25 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 2,107
Posted By kerhonky
Relevant to the thread topic and Thanantos's avatar pic

Well, the one on the right was on the left
And the one in the middle was on the right
And the one on the left was in the middle
And the guy in the rear was a Methodist
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 04-21-2014, 09:42 AM
Replies: 9,293
Views: 1,858,702
Posted By kerhonky
An artist, an accountant and an engineer were...

An artist, an accountant and an engineer were each asked whether they'd prefer to have a wife or a mistress.

The artist said "I would enjoy the mystique and mystery of a mistress much more than a...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 04-16-2014, 09:34 AM
Replies: 9,293
Views: 1,858,702
Posted By kerhonky
That youngster is wise beyond his years.

That youngster is wise beyond his years.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 04-14-2014, 02:01 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 6,709
Posted By kerhonky
I'm guessing KB probably doesn't give a shit what...

I'm guessing KB probably doesn't give a shit what a bunch of keyboard jockeys think of his wife.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 04-01-2014, 10:12 AM
Replies: 33,154
Views: 8,087,108
Posted By kerhonky
Not for nothing, but just because someone gets up...

Not for nothing, but just because someone gets up and walks away from an accident doesn't mean they're uninjured. Head traumas and internal injuries can take a while to manifest themselves in...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 02-21-2014, 09:41 AM
Replies: 9,293
Views: 1,858,702
Posted By kerhonky
Whenever someone gets frustrated with other...

Whenever someone gets frustrated with other people's spelling errors I just give them a comforting pat on the back and say "There, their, they're."
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 01-07-2014, 11:57 AM
Replies: 150
Views: 9,048
Posted By kerhonky
Read it, liked it. Have re-read it a couple of...

Read it, liked it. Have re-read it a couple of times and plan to do so again. The flash-back sections and revelatory ending always leave me a little confused. Maybe I'm a little dense when it...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 10-17-2013, 10:02 AM
Replies: 33,154
Views: 8,087,108
Posted By kerhonky
Moose are starting to re-establish themselves in...

Moose are starting to re-establish themselves in parts of New York now. Moose hair is quite dark, making them difficult to see at night, as you note. To address this problem, I hear the New York...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 10-16-2013, 09:37 AM
Replies: 33,154
Views: 8,087,108
Posted By kerhonky
Look at the shit eating grin on that dude! No...

Look at the shit eating grin on that dude! No fail there!

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Censorship...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 10-15-2013, 09:10 AM
Replies: 122
Views: 15,499
Posted By kerhonky
Start bike in parking lot at work at the end of...

Start bike in parking lot at work at the end of the day. As you pull out of your parking spot you pull in the clutch to pause and speak with a co-worker. Regional Director (the Big Boss) walks by...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 10-10-2013, 09:41 AM
Replies: 73
Views: 7,181
Posted By kerhonky
I've ALWAYS wanted to do that but was too...

I've ALWAYS wanted to do that but was too chicken. I figured I'd get a snootful of pissed off fist for my wise crackery.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 10-07-2013, 10:39 AM
Replies: 73
Views: 7,181
Posted By kerhonky
It's not going to get better.

It's not going to get better.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 09-06-2013, 09:36 AM
Replies: 1,485
Views: 98,722
Posted By kerhonky
OK, I can dig wearing all that gear, but bringing...

OK, I can dig wearing all that gear, but bringing an extra bike with you? That's just over the top, man. :lol3
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