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Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 12-17-2014, 01:49 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 1,179
Posted By Dismount
Never diagnosed, but this fits close to 100% for...

Never diagnosed, but this fits close to 100% for me.

http://www.capdsupport.org/Diagnosis/what-is-capd.html

Difficulty hearing in the presence of ambient noise
Difficulty following along or...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 11-24-2014, 07:22 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 2,836
Posted By Dismount
I talk to and answer myself all the time. ...

I talk to and answer myself all the time.

Nobody seems to mind except the zombies. They're green though, so screw what they think.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 11-12-2014, 07:41 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 922
Posted By Dismount
I'd maybe go see a Dr.

I'd maybe go see a Dr.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 10-31-2014, 12:51 PM
Replies: 100
Views: 5,500
Posted By Dismount
Of course I would. I ride for the smells, the...

Of course I would. I ride for the smells, the sensation, the concentration, the sights, the growl, the giggles, the ping of rain on the helmet.

It's like running through the yard with your arms...
Forum: Road warriors 10-17-2014, 08:27 AM
Replies: 64
Views: 5,860
Posted By Dismount
I have spokes. And tubes. I do not ever want...

I have spokes. And tubes.

I do not ever want more spokes. Same as I don't want carbs now that it takes 4 seconds to start when it's 20 degrees.
Forum: Road warriors 10-07-2014, 02:48 PM
Replies: 118
Views: 12,839
Posted By Dismount
Hey... an unsheathed katana! nice.

Hey... an unsheathed katana! nice.
Forum: Road warriors 07-28-2014, 07:57 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,741
Posted By Dismount
I ride a cruiser and wish the stock exhaust was...

I ride a cruiser and wish the stock exhaust was quieter too. I bought it used the PO had put some stupid ultra loud wide the fuck open pipes on it. Ugh.
Forum: Road warriors 07-23-2014, 12:51 PM
Replies: 505
Views: 110,884
Posted By Dismount
Yes... we have PLENTY of large powerful bikes. ...

Yes... we have PLENTY of large powerful bikes.


Not nearly enough teeny juicy bikes.
Forum: Battle scooters 07-23-2014, 09:14 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 2,596
Posted By Dismount
It could be a complex question, or it could be a...

It could be a complex question, or it could be a really simple question.

Ask yourself a couple of questions.

1. Have you asked them if they want to go on your excursions? I like building...
Forum: Road warriors 07-18-2014, 09:10 AM
Replies: 92
Views: 8,500
Posted By Dismount
My two cents... get the one that is the...

My two cents...


get the one that is the most comfy. Go forth and ride. If you cant manage that, go forth and perch your ass on one. For a long time. 5 minutes on a stationary in dealer bike...
Forum: Road warriors 06-12-2014, 09:39 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,184
Posted By Dismount
You need a stereo with cassette and a bunch of...

You need a stereo with cassette and a bunch of Prince tapes.


Then... then you will be ready.:deal
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 06-05-2014, 11:43 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 5,730
Posted By Dismount
If I was organizing a ride I wouldn't want to...

If I was organizing a ride I wouldn't want to have any sort of added risk responsibility added in with a group of people who probably don't do the all weather every day riding as a general rule.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 06-05-2014, 11:38 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,834
Posted By Dismount
I did a 98 hour week a couple of years ago when I...

I did a 98 hour week a couple of years ago when I had a core domain server going tits up.

That sucked.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 03-28-2014, 09:54 AM
Replies: 107
Views: 6,071
Posted By Dismount
I ride like every other driver, pedestrian,...

I ride like every other driver, pedestrian, animal, etc is a psychotic monkey with rabies and the cops are poachers hiding in the bushes.

Works for me.
Forum: Some Assembly Required 03-26-2014, 01:22 PM
Replies: 571
Views: 199,844
Posted By Dismount
Thank you thank you. It's from a romantic...

Thank you thank you. It's from a romantic rendevous gone horribly horribly awry in possibly the coldest wettest nosed way possible.

Keep it up man. Absolutely stellar. really.
Forum: Some Assembly Required 03-26-2014, 01:17 PM
Replies: 571
Views: 199,844
Posted By Dismount
This is the most awesome epic kick ass thing...

This is the most awesome epic kick ass thing ever.


Please don't kill yourself on the lathe. Maim, cripple, whatever. Just keep your typin hand strong.


Helluva job on the powdercoat btw.
Forum: GS Boxers 03-20-2014, 12:30 PM
Replies: 668
Views: 158,458
Posted By Dismount
While not a gs I searched for about 3 months to...

While not a gs I searched for about 3 months to find wtf my bike was rattling and clacking.

I found it by leaning on the headlight bucket while it was idling. :lol3
Forum: Road warriors 03-19-2014, 02:38 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 760
Posted By Dismount
Just hearing about this makes me want to go find...

Just hearing about this makes me want to go find the scum who stole my kat, shake their hand, then kick it over in rage. :lol3

I hated getting those 4 carbs on and off again more than I can...
Forum: Road warriors 03-19-2014, 02:34 PM
Replies: 68
Views: 6,066
Posted By Dismount
That guys posture with the front lofted looks...

That guys posture with the front lofted looks about perfect to me.


Maybe I could get one and ride it like a unicycle. :lol3
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 03-18-2014, 01:53 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 4,568
Posted By Dismount
There is one little section of road here they...

There is one little section of road here they seem to grind down every year leaving about a mile of parallel grooves for a mile or so going through a pretty sharp curve.

In the car it's nerve...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 02-13-2014, 12:04 PM
Replies: 97
Views: 8,874
Posted By Dismount
Something in my ear drives me nuts. I can deal...

Something in my ear drives me nuts. I can deal with it for about 10 minutes before my ear begins to hurt.

I'd love to find a solution that would let me listen though.
Forum: The Rockies It's all downhill from here... 01-02-2014, 01:43 PM
Replies: 485
Views: 28,054
Posted By Dismount
Until it's legal federally I wouldn't touch it...

Until it's legal federally I wouldn't touch it with a 10 foot pole. Just not worth the risk of being half legal and half fucked to me.

I do think the laws concerning weed are completely fucked...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 12-18-2013, 06:57 AM
Replies: 77
Views: 7,931
Posted By Dismount
Shoot the guy with the paperwork too. I...

Shoot the guy with the paperwork too.


I just pull over. Cops will do that little dance here. Ride your ass with the high beams on.

I've played leap frog with them before. I pull over and...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 12-12-2013, 08:12 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 3,055
Posted By Dismount
I've always ran a bit colder than 98.6. I think...

I've always ran a bit colder than 98.6. I think that contributes to why I overheat, along with being a fast bastard of course.
Forum: Road warriors 12-07-2013, 11:48 AM
Replies: 101
Views: 13,367
Posted By Dismount
Absolutely brilliant. Somebody should be paying...

Absolutely brilliant. Somebody should be paying you to do those. :clap
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 12-06-2013, 07:21 AM
Replies: 133
Views: 9,420
Posted By Dismount
I've got a final out in the back of my car with...

I've got a final out in the back of my car with some fuckered seals that disagrees with you. :lol3

Just messing around there. Anything will break/age eventually. I like the shaft drive on my...
Forum: Battle scooters 12-05-2013, 12:29 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 9,338
Posted By Dismount
Unless that lady is 6'7, I'd probably have to sit...

Unless that lady is 6'7, I'd probably have to sit in the same place she is to ride that thing for very long.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 11-27-2013, 02:39 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 3,888
Posted By Dismount
It's my experience that most people who get ragey...

It's my experience that most people who get ragey have 1 thing in common.

They're the fuckups.

When they fuck up and almost kill you or wreck or whatever, it startles/scares them. Well as we...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 11-25-2013, 01:00 PM
Replies: 108
Views: 11,230
Posted By Dismount
I poke along. I've got no interest in getting...

I poke along. I've got no interest in getting anywhere fast. Or pushing any limits, or pursuing riding skills that require that I do.

Road, offroad, car, bike... I'd rather spend 12 hours going...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 05-24-2013, 07:34 AM
Replies: 53
Views: 3,200
Posted By Dismount
I like it if I have the gear for it. tap...

I like it if I have the gear for it.


tap taptaptap tappitytaptap tap goes the helmet.
Forum: Battle scooters 05-15-2013, 11:13 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 742
Posted By Dismount
early scooter considerations

I've pretty much reached my cruiser threshold and decided to move to scooter this time around. (once the pennies finish getting saved)

What can you good folks tell me about these?
...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 05-14-2013, 06:57 AM
Replies: 137
Views: 16,892
Posted By Dismount
Yep, everytime I'm through there I see at least a...

Yep, everytime I'm through there I see at least a couple pulled over and getting a little hand written love note.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 05-10-2013, 05:37 PM
Replies: 137
Views: 16,892
Posted By Dismount
In the town where I grew up a favored trick at...

In the town where I grew up a favored trick at night was to tailgate someone with their brights on. Speed up to get away and out come the flashers.

Pulling over didn't work so hot either, a few...
Forum: Road warriors 05-09-2013, 07:27 PM
Replies: 83
Views: 4,496
Posted By Dismount
I'll fling my pennies in the ring too. Not with...

I'll fling my pennies in the ring too. Not with specific bike advice, but just some general thoughts.

It is incredibly liberating to have a mechanically sound and reliable bike that you don't...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 05-09-2013, 02:28 PM
Replies: 137
Views: 16,892
Posted By Dismount
There is a little spot on rt 19, on the beckley...

There is a little spot on rt 19, on the beckley side of fayetteville. One cop in an old crappy crown vic sits hidden. Another one in one of the new chargers rides up and down the road 15-20 above...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 05-09-2013, 08:46 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 3,781
Posted By Dismount
I would have copiously shit myself. As it ran...

I would have copiously shit myself. As it ran down my legs it would have hopefully lowered the cog.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 05-08-2013, 12:23 PM
Replies: 210
Views: 15,019
Posted By Dismount
What is the deal with every little fender bender...

What is the deal with every little fender bender getting 4-5 cop cars, the fire department, ambulances, and every jethro who Thinks he's part of the fire department showing up and standing around...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 04-25-2013, 07:12 PM
Replies: 1,281
Views: 210,055
Posted By Dismount
That's where I wound up.

That's where I wound up.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 04-25-2013, 08:29 AM
Replies: 1,281
Views: 210,055
Posted By Dismount
I ordered 4 tires for my car this fall after...

I ordered 4 tires for my car this fall after checking prices at all the shops around. Got them for about $40 less each. Well duh, here internets, take my money!

Then came the search for mount...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 04-25-2013, 07:55 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 3,949
Posted By Dismount
I had the living shit scared out of me by one of...

I had the living shit scared out of me by one of these big ugly bastards once. Going around a corner and suddenly there was a fucking pterodactyl 3 inches from the windshield of my car.

I may...
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