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Forum: Old's Cool 08-26-2014, 09:38 AM
Replies: 1,581
Views: 216,101
Posted By GeezerStank
That's the optional Vietnamese seat. You can...

That's the optional Vietnamese seat. You can bring your wife, 2 kids and granny with you, or tie 2 large live pigs on there, or about 20 bamboo cages full of chickens. It's actually very practical if...
Forum: Old's Cool 07-31-2014, 05:16 PM
Replies: 1,581
Views: 216,101
Posted By GeezerStank
Thumbs down Are those crooked hi-way pegs water pipe pieces...

Are those crooked hi-way pegs water pipe pieces screwed together? hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Forum: Old's Cool 05-24-2014, 11:29 AM
Replies: 1,581
Views: 216,101
Posted By GeezerStank
The kick stand was long ago ripped off when the...

The kick stand was long ago ripped off when the bike was totalled, what you can't see is the 2X4 on the other side holding it up, comes with the bike, no extra charge... :)
Forum: Old's Cool 05-24-2014, 07:16 AM
Replies: 1,581
Views: 216,101
Posted By GeezerStank
What the %$&*?

Why buy a real HD when you can have this RPOC for the same price, ha!
http://sacramento.craigslist.org/mcy/4462800469.html

Not too mention new they are $5k.........
Forum: Old's Cool 04-22-2014, 06:49 PM
Replies: 1,581
Views: 216,101
Posted By GeezerStank
......moral of the story, never stand next to a...

......moral of the story, never stand next to a big hole or edge of a cliff when talking to your enemies, or with friends either! just don't stand next to that shit for any reason........
Forum: Hacks 02-27-2014, 07:43 AM
Replies: 3,469
Views: 587,861
Posted By GeezerStank
No mention of reverse or a winch, how’d you like...

No mention of reverse or a winch, how’d you like to get that thing stuck somewhere remote!!! At minimum needs front and rear receivers to slide a ATV winch in to pull it out of trouble!! :eek1 And...
Forum: Hacks 06-19-2013, 08:45 PM
Replies: 2,712
Views: 434,776
Posted By GeezerStank
My post, which I've taken some time to think...

My post, which I've taken some time to think about posting is not meant to start a new flame war or to fling sh@t on Ural. It's just a sad story of one unlucky guy that waited years to finally pull...
Forum: Hacks 06-19-2013, 07:32 AM
Replies: 2,712
Views: 434,776
Posted By GeezerStank
What's really wrong with the Ural is it's hit and...

What's really wrong with the Ural is it's hit and miss on quality. Some guys buy them and they have no issues, then there's the other side of that, it's luck of the draw and you could end up with an...
Forum: Hacks 04-15-2013, 04:54 PM
Replies: 2,712
Views: 434,776
Posted By GeezerStank
I had never known or seen the basement and soap...

I had never known or seen the basement and soap box places here or at SS until someone posted about them in this thread. After looking at them, it appears to be what those areas are for, off color...
Forum: Hacks 11-26-2012, 03:05 PM
Replies: 2,712
Views: 434,776
Posted By GeezerStank
Ha! didn't even scratch your ADV sticker....:lol3

Ha! didn't even scratch your ADV sticker....:lol3
Forum: Hacks 10-31-2012, 10:33 AM
Replies: 2,712
Views: 434,776
Posted By GeezerStank
Damn!! But wait a minute, I run synthetic oil,...

Damn!! But wait a minute, I run synthetic oil, aftermarket muffs and a re-jet with a non-stock air box, each one of those things is supposed to increase HP by 10%, so a 30% increase on 40hp is, uh,...
Forum: Hacks 10-31-2012, 09:35 AM
Replies: 2,712
Views: 434,776
Posted By GeezerStank
I think the rated HP is 42? Don't be shorting us...

I think the rated HP is 42? Don't be shorting us foilheads big numbers like that, it cuts down on our bragging rights to scooter riders!! :lol3
Forum: Hacks 10-22-2012, 01:51 PM
Replies: 2,712
Views: 434,776
Posted By GeezerStank
Bokad Used to Ride Harleys

Either Bokad used to ride Harleys, or his twin brother did: http://www.jamesrussellpublishing.biz/beforeyoubuyharley.html

This is one of my favorite excerpts: 21. Harley-Davidson motorcycles are...
Forum: Hacks 10-10-2012, 07:23 AM
Replies: 147
Views: 19,552
Posted By GeezerStank
See we can all get along, heheh. I carry Crown...

See we can all get along, heheh. I carry Crown Royale, a Coleman single burner back pack stove that uses unleaded to get my percolator in action.(I prefer Starbucks House Blend in my perc, I know,...
Forum: Hacks 10-09-2012, 06:30 AM
Replies: 147
Views: 19,552
Posted By GeezerStank
We're all the same....

"But sweet jesus you guys are as bad as the leather-clad V-twin pirates"

Every thread that involves Urals always seems to end up with some Beemer Puke dumping on Urals and their riders. WTF? All...
Forum: Hacks 09-15-2012, 01:05 PM
Replies: 2,712
Views: 434,776
Posted By GeezerStank
It's easy to miss some details when a thread is...

It's easy to miss some details when a thread is fast paced and we're all wading thru so much bullshit... :D
Forum: Hacks 09-13-2012, 06:58 AM
Replies: 2,712
Views: 434,776
Posted By GeezerStank
Ural has CNC machines!?!?! Who woulda thunk...

Ural has CNC machines!?!?! Who woulda thunk that........From the pics of the factory I've seen, I thought all the parts were hand shaped with a hammer and chisel, and then some hand filing and sand...
Forum: Hacks 09-12-2012, 06:51 AM
Replies: 2,712
Views: 434,776
Posted By GeezerStank
Ha! I bought a new AMF Sporty when I was a kid,...

Ha! I bought a new AMF Sporty when I was a kid, it had a trans gear tooth break off in the first month or so, they fixed it and it ran great for years after that, and I also owned a AMF Electraglide,...
Forum: Hacks 09-12-2012, 05:59 AM
Replies: 2,712
Views: 434,776
Posted By GeezerStank
Well I thought it was funny, and what you said...

Well I thought it was funny, and what you said was true. After like 100 years HD still turns out highly flawed bikes, and you pay extra for that, ha! I currently own my 11th HD, it has a couple...
Forum: Hacks 09-12-2012, 05:37 AM
Replies: 2,712
Views: 434,776
Posted By GeezerStank
Yup, and I own a Ural and a Harley! Anyone have a...

Yup, and I own a Ural and a Harley! Anyone have a Yugo for sale, I want to own the Trifecta of Shame...............:D
Forum: Hacks 09-07-2012, 09:46 PM
Replies: 2,712
Views: 434,776
Posted By GeezerStank
Well put Bill, that's the same way I feel about...

Well put Bill, that's the same way I feel about my 2010 GU. I had a DRZ400S all farkled up, but after buying my Ural I sold it, it just sat. I would always pick my Ural to go ride the same fire roads...
Forum: Hacks 09-07-2012, 07:07 PM
Replies: 2,712
Views: 434,776
Posted By GeezerStank
Chinese produced bikes sold in the US are crap, I...

Chinese produced bikes sold in the US are crap, I know a few guys that bought those, so let's move Ural up one more notch, whowee, 3rd from the bottom!!!!!

I don't know Bokad, I just read several...
Forum: Hacks 07-13-2012, 08:26 AM
Replies: 2,712
Views: 434,776
Posted By GeezerStank
You get what you give, especially on the...

You get what you give, especially on the internet. In the beginning I personally tried to help Bokad with some of his issues, like don't stick the water hose in the air cleaner opening when washing...
Forum: Hacks 07-13-2012, 08:09 AM
Replies: 2,712
Views: 434,776
Posted By GeezerStank
America is a big place, with limited Ural dealers...

America is a big place, with limited Ural dealers it's awesome that Ural will send you a replacement part and let you install it and still honor the warranty. What other company will do that. BMW...
Forum: Hacks 07-13-2012, 07:45 AM
Replies: 2,712
Views: 434,776
Posted By GeezerStank
:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry

:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry
Forum: Hacks 07-13-2012, 07:10 AM
Replies: 147
Views: 19,552
Posted By GeezerStank
because I got a really cool tinfoil hat to wear...

because I got a really cool tinfoil hat to wear when I bought mine, and the borscht flavored Koolaid is delicious, I love my Ural, "it's the best hack rig in the world, it's the best hack rig in the...
Forum: Hacks 07-12-2012, 08:00 PM
Replies: 2,712
Views: 434,776
Posted By GeezerStank
In your personal description in the first post of...

In your personal description in the first post of your ride thread says this:

"I write poorly and mostly for my own lossy memory. Some thoughts may be unrefined, blunt, offensive, or repetitious....
Forum: Hacks 07-12-2012, 02:05 PM
Replies: 2,712
Views: 434,776
Posted By GeezerStank
:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:c...

:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry :lol3
Forum: Hacks 07-11-2012, 10:55 PM
Replies: 2,712
Views: 434,776
Posted By GeezerStank
You fukked up and cooked your front brakes, you...

You fukked up and cooked your front brakes, you endangered your girlfriend, rookie shit, you and anyone else that on the normal road that make your brembos fail totally. You over-baked your equipment...
Forum: Hacks 07-11-2012, 10:34 PM
Replies: 2,712
Views: 434,776
Posted By GeezerStank
You know aside from all the jousting(saw a...

You know aside from all the jousting(saw a mid-evil times movie the other night), I wish I could ride with you for a couple days and go over your bike a little. I think I could give you some...
Forum: Hacks 07-11-2012, 06:24 PM
Replies: 2,712
Views: 434,776
Posted By GeezerStank
Well said! If you lived near here I'd hand...

Well said!

If you lived near here I'd hand you an ice cold 40........:1drink
Forum: Hacks 07-11-2012, 05:12 PM
Replies: 2,712
Views: 434,776
Posted By GeezerStank
Yeah key recognition is something I learned about...

Yeah key recognition is something I learned about the hard way awhile back, I have an ElectraGlide with the key fob thing, very convenient until the battery in the fob goes bad somewhere! Luckily I...
Forum: Hacks 07-11-2012, 04:56 PM
Replies: 2,712
Views: 434,776
Posted By GeezerStank
Yeah, that's just like the promo bottle I have,...

Yeah, that's just like the promo bottle I have, insulated stainless or aluminum, now where did I put the box with that bottle in it?? I put it away somewhere because I didn't think I had any use for...
Forum: Hacks 07-11-2012, 04:52 PM
Replies: 2,712
Views: 434,776
Posted By GeezerStank
I had a Triumph Bonnie when I was a kid, it had a...

I had a Triumph Bonnie when I was a kid, it had a really good front drum with an air scoop on it to keep it cool, on the other hand I had a Honda 305 Scrambler before the Triumph, that front drum was...
Forum: Hacks 07-11-2012, 04:22 PM
Replies: 2,712
Views: 434,776
Posted By GeezerStank
Excellent, thanks for the tip! I just did a...

Excellent, thanks for the tip! I just did a google search for water bottle cages, there's tons of them out there for cheap, imagine that, a cheap farkle, heheh. I could see it getting warm in the...
Forum: Hacks 07-11-2012, 03:49 PM
Replies: 2,712
Views: 434,776
Posted By GeezerStank
What did you use for the bottle holder on the...

What did you use for the bottle holder on the left side splash guard?? I need me one of those!!
Forum: Hacks 07-11-2012, 03:15 PM
Replies: 2,712
Views: 434,776
Posted By GeezerStank
:roflAaaaahahahahahahahahaha!! Well now we know,...

:roflAaaaahahahahahahahahaha!! Well now we know, it's you and the way you ride Bokad! I weigh 230 and have had another 200 pounder in my hack, I live in the Sierra mountains, it's all up and down...
Forum: Hacks 07-06-2012, 12:00 PM
Replies: 2,712
Views: 434,776
Posted By GeezerStank
Oh, and after making that statement, you'll be in...

Oh, and after making that statement, you'll be in that Beemer what, $30k?? You still won't have 2WD or reverse. It blows my mind how you guys compare this shit. And will Beemer honor their warranty...
Forum: Hacks 07-06-2012, 11:38 AM
Replies: 2,712
Views: 434,776
Posted By GeezerStank
I sure hope that Urals get the cult "lifestyle"...

I sure hope that Urals get the cult "lifestyle" thing going, movie stars are starting to buy them, they are being used in commercials and shows, I say awesome, that fluff and puff bullshit saved HD...
Forum: Hacks 07-05-2012, 10:08 PM
Replies: 2,712
Views: 434,776
Posted By GeezerStank
And now for number 1000, it has been...

And now for number 1000, it has been accomplished..........:clap
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