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Forum: New Zealand 04-07-2015, 12:13 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,437
Posted By PaulGir
Whingeing about ACC levies on the internet will...

Whingeing about ACC levies on the internet will not change anything.

Snide remarks about MAG park ups will do nothing either.How about getting off your fat kiwi arses and supporting MAG.They are...
Forum: Ride reports 03-13-2015, 01:10 PM
Replies: 151
Views: 21,913
Posted By PaulGir
The astronomical instrument is a Sextant. A...

The astronomical instrument is a Sextant.
A Sexton is a church official responsible for building maintenance.
Forum: Ride reports 01-01-2015, 10:38 AM
Replies: 3,714
Views: 773,480
Posted By PaulGir
No,you are wrong. These are the wild form of...

No,you are wrong.
These are the wild form of the domestic breast implant we know so well.
These ones are aggressive and have been known to attack innocent beach goers and implant themselves.
They...
Forum: Ride reports 12-10-2014, 01:14 PM
Replies: 68
Views: 14,052
Posted By PaulGir
Exactly like my second bike,bought in 1977.

Exactly like my second bike,bought in 1977.
Forum: Ride reports 11-15-2014, 01:34 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 7,532
Posted By PaulGir
Just be thankful you weren't served Watties...

Just be thankful you weren't served Watties Canned Spaghetti :rofl
Forum: Ride reports 11-06-2014, 12:20 PM
Replies: 2,084
Views: 442,601
Posted By PaulGir
A pig bag,in fact!

A pig bag,in fact!
Forum: Ride reports 10-28-2014, 01:00 PM
Replies: 2,988
Views: 836,109
Posted By PaulGir
The guy with the pink shirt?

The guy with the pink shirt?
Forum: Ride reports 10-21-2014, 04:27 PM
Replies: 2,988
Views: 836,109
Posted By PaulGir
Two bands of chimps will fight,viciously,should...

Two bands of chimps will fight,viciously,should they meet.
After 5 million years,we humans are no different.
Forum: Ride reports 10-21-2014, 03:27 PM
Replies: 2,988
Views: 836,109
Posted By PaulGir
Must be another Marco Polo.:rofl Marco Polo the...

Must be another Marco Polo.:rofl
Marco Polo the explorer was born in Venice
Forum: Ride reports 10-18-2014, 02:21 PM
Replies: 2,877
Views: 1,573,390
Posted By PaulGir
Believe it or not, there is a VPN certificated...

Believe it or not, there is a VPN certificated pizzeria not far from me in Kumeu,in the northwest of Auckland,New Zealand
Forum: Ride reports 10-18-2014, 02:10 PM
Replies: 2,877
Views: 1,573,390
Posted By PaulGir
There's something wrong in your noodle.Making...

There's something wrong in your noodle.Making jokes like that.
Forum: Ride reports 10-15-2014, 01:52 PM
Replies: 1,791
Views: 359,139
Posted By PaulGir
I'm in NZ.PM me any questions and I'll see what I...

I'm in NZ.PM me any questions and I'll see what I can do to get you answers.
Forum: Ride reports 10-10-2014, 04:00 PM
Replies: 3,714
Views: 773,480
Posted By PaulGir
Bell? :)

Bell? :)
Forum: Ride reports 10-10-2014, 03:53 PM
Replies: 4,161
Views: 2,201,956
Posted By PaulGir
That may have been the few remaining kiwis that...

That may have been the few remaining kiwis that still have a functioning brain,when they realised the National Party got re-elected.
Forum: Ride reports 10-06-2014, 01:05 PM
Replies: 1,791
Views: 359,139
Posted By PaulGir
Hi Al There are several bike hire outfits in...

Hi Al
There are several bike hire outfits in New Zealand.Google NZ motorcycle hire.
Some will collect you at the airport and take you to your hire.
Also there is the option of buying a used bike...
Forum: Ride reports 08-10-2014, 04:56 PM
Replies: 474
Views: 79,238
Posted By PaulGir
Oh,then in english it's a pisspot. :rofl

Oh,then in english it's a pisspot. :rofl
Forum: Ride reports 08-10-2014, 04:40 PM
Replies: 2,084
Views: 442,601
Posted By PaulGir
Be careful here, the NZ Police might...

Be careful here, the NZ Police might misunderstand.(Piggy on a police car)
Forum: Ride reports 07-20-2014, 06:44 PM
Replies: 3,714
Views: 773,480
Posted By PaulGir
Reminds me of a story I heard.A friend told me...

Reminds me of a story I heard.A friend told me how his street was having a spate of fuel thefts from parked vehicles.The thieves were syphoning fuel from the tanks.However, in the dark they mistook...
Forum: Ride reports 07-03-2014, 02:46 PM
Replies: 3,714
Views: 773,480
Posted By PaulGir
Meanwhile,in Dunedin,New Zealand,Last Saturday...

Meanwhile,in Dunedin,New Zealand,Last Saturday night three young women were viciously attacked by a group of drunken 15- and 16-year-old girls.

......bystanders rushed to their aid...NOT.
Forum: Ride reports 07-03-2014, 01:47 PM
Replies: 474
Views: 79,238
Posted By PaulGir
Because the English were the original imperalist...

Because the English were the original imperalist bastards - they thought their ways were the best ways.They had little respect for cultures that built vast civilisations while their Briton ancestors...
Forum: Ride reports 06-28-2014, 03:19 PM
Replies: 7,446
Views: 2,225,525
Posted By PaulGir
I'll have to break it to you,they are already...

I'll have to break it to you,they are already more educated than you are.
Forum: Ride reports 06-02-2014, 05:41 PM
Replies: 3,714
Views: 773,480
Posted By PaulGir
I thought this was a picture of the NZ National...

I thought this was a picture of the NZ National caucus.
Then I realised the pricks are on the outside.
Forum: Day Trippin' 12-06-2013, 01:23 PM
Replies: 1,941
Views: 421,962
Posted By PaulGir
We call those Fruit Salad plants.When they are in...

We call those Fruit Salad plants.When they are in the right conditions they produce a long cone sharped fruit that smells like fruit salad.
I just transplanted 3 out of indoor pots into the...
Forum: Ride reports 10-27-2013, 01:48 PM
Replies: 245
Views: 81,250
Posted By PaulGir
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Forum: Day Trippin' 10-20-2013, 01:58 AM
Replies: 1,941
Views: 421,962
Posted By PaulGir
Be very careful if you try to heat a small space...

Be very careful if you try to heat a small space with any un-flued gas burner such as a cooker.They can result in a build up of CO (carbon monoxide) with disastrous consequences.
In New Zealand we...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 10-13-2013, 12:49 PM
Replies: 1,509
Views: 126,911
Posted By PaulGir
The moa wanted to disarm the public (pre-european...

The moa wanted to disarm the public (pre-european Maori) But just being large dumb birds,the moa were ignored by the Maori and cooked and eaten till they were extinct:rofl
Forum: Road warriors 10-02-2013, 04:29 PM
Replies: 3,195
Views: 662,994
Posted By PaulGir
Regarding this cross plane crank BS - I guess my...

Regarding this cross plane crank BS - I guess my 1977 XS750 triple had one too as does all the new Triumph triples.
The only non cross plane triple I know of were the Triumph/BSA pushrod triples and...
Forum: Road warriors 10-02-2013, 04:16 PM
Replies: 3,195
Views: 662,994
Posted By PaulGir
Well if the Street Triple has been renamed...

Well if the Street Triple has been renamed Striple,This one has to be known as the 3tard :1drink
Forum: Ride reports 10-02-2013, 12:56 PM
Replies: 1,103
Views: 309,579
Posted By PaulGir
I don't know how it is in the U.S. but in N.Z....

I don't know how it is in the U.S. but in N.Z. stolen clothing can often be claimed on Householders contents insurance.
Forum: Ride reports 09-12-2013, 12:21 PM
Replies: 7,446
Views: 2,225,525
Posted By PaulGir
The reason for the different border formalities...

The reason for the different border formalities is that you have just left the European Union.
Ukraine is not part of the EU.
Forum: Ride reports 08-24-2013, 01:16 PM
Replies: 7,446
Views: 2,225,525
Posted By PaulGir
Big mistake.You can't treat dehydration with...

Big mistake.You can't treat dehydration with alcohol.It has the opposite effect.
Forum: Ride reports 07-18-2013, 02:48 PM
Replies: 7,446
Views: 2,225,525
Posted By PaulGir
Yes - the inevitable variation on the British...

Yes - the inevitable variation on the British joke about Italian military vehicles.
Of course, the Poms then went and designed the Ferret Armoured Car - with 13 forward and 13 reverse...
Forum: Ride reports 06-27-2013, 01:55 PM
Replies: 561
Views: 201,997
Posted By PaulGir
OK .Then they must have updated the design.The...

OK .Then they must have updated the design.The old 50s and 90s just used splash lubrication afaik.
Valvetrain lubrication used to rely on oil being dragged along by the cam chain
Forum: Ride reports 06-26-2013, 01:31 PM
Replies: 561
Views: 201,997
Posted By PaulGir
If these motors are like the original Honda...

If these motors are like the original Honda design, they don't have "oil pressure" - no oil pump at all or filter, for that matter.
Forum: Ride reports 06-23-2013, 05:21 PM
Replies: 561
Views: 201,997
Posted By PaulGir
You need these: http://www.fxbikes.com/

You need these: http://www.fxbikes.com/
Forum: Ride reports 05-10-2013, 01:38 PM
Replies: 3,714
Views: 773,480
Posted By PaulGir
Of course they do. I recall on an episode of...

Of course they do.
I recall on an episode of "The Simpsons" they showed an Australian postage stamp celebrating "30 years of Electricity"
Forum: Day Trippin' 04-26-2013, 01:43 PM
Replies: 1,941
Views: 421,962
Posted By PaulGir
Poor kid - he's obviously never been exposed to...

Poor kid - he's obviously never been exposed to computer gaming or reality TV
Forum: New Zealand 04-12-2013, 03:10 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 824
Posted By PaulGir
Our "bikies" can't read - only use magazines for...

Our "bikies" can't read - only use magazines for one purpose :rofl
Forum: Day Trippin' 04-06-2013, 03:02 PM
Replies: 1,941
Views: 421,962
Posted By PaulGir
Sounds like you have the common crankcase over...

Sounds like you have the common crankcase over pressure problem.
Installation of a cheap PCV valve seems to fix this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GVXwhr1QoE...
Forum: Day Trippin' 04-04-2013, 02:20 PM
Replies: 1,941
Views: 421,962
Posted By PaulGir
Smoking exhaust on over-run (closed throttle)...

Smoking exhaust on over-run (closed throttle) often indicates worn valve guides.
Google: klr650 breather - there are references there to excessive oil usage
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