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Forum: Face plant Today, 06:10 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 57
Posted By Bollocks
What bike mate? Someone will know the starting...

What bike mate?
Someone will know the starting problem.

Oh, and gets some decent pants...what the hells wrong with you. :*sip*
Forum: Old's Cool Yesterday, 03:46 PM
Replies: 179
Views: 6,783
Posted By Bollocks
Ya, Kenda! I promise, no chips.

Ya, Kenda!
I promise, no chips.
Forum: Old's Cool 04-17-2014, 05:45 PM
Replies: 179
Views: 6,783
Posted By Bollocks
:cry

:cry
Forum: Road warriors 04-15-2014, 08:22 PM
Replies: 1,888
Views: 327,654
Posted By Bollocks
Would he be open to shock questions?

Would he be open to shock questions?
Forum: Road warriors 04-15-2014, 04:32 PM
Replies: 1,888
Views: 327,654
Posted By Bollocks
Just talked to an inmate and friend that races...

Just talked to an inmate and friend that races and we think we have figured it out, problem is it's 34 degrees outside and snowing so it's not happening tonight.
Forum: Road warriors 04-15-2014, 01:08 PM
Replies: 1,888
Views: 327,654
Posted By Bollocks
Do you bleed the cartridge once it's all buttoned...

Do you bleed the cartridge once it's all buttoned up and back on the bike or while you still have the forks off and on the table?

I think I'm going to have to take it to a different dealer and pay...
Forum: Road warriors 04-15-2014, 07:34 AM
Replies: 1,888
Views: 327,654
Posted By Bollocks
Can someone help...how do you bleed the air out...

Can someone help...how do you bleed the air out of the front forks?
I had an oil change done...non Triumph dealer and theres air in the forks.
Forum: Old's Cool 04-14-2014, 06:52 PM
Replies: 179
Views: 6,783
Posted By Bollocks
What the hell is a Land Carp?

What the hell is a Land Carp?
Forum: Old's Cool 04-13-2014, 07:04 PM
Replies: 179
Views: 6,783
Posted By Bollocks
It's easier to do the taxes if you run a meth...

It's easier to do the taxes if you run a meth lab...less overhead.
Forum: Old's Cool 04-12-2014, 07:35 PM
Replies: 179
Views: 6,783
Posted By Bollocks
It's the crack house on the right. Edit:...

It's the crack house on the right.

Edit: sorry, I didn't think...there's like 10 of them.
Second house after the fire station....



Edit: No, it's OK. Mrs Bollocks just informed me we our...
Forum: Old's Cool 04-11-2014, 06:44 PM
Replies: 179
Views: 6,783
Posted By Bollocks
Saves me turning my underpants inside so I can...

Saves me turning my underpants inside so I can wear them the next day.
Forum: Old's Cool 04-11-2014, 06:40 PM
Replies: 179
Views: 6,783
Posted By Bollocks
Commando style....

Commando style....
Forum: Old's Cool 04-11-2014, 06:38 PM
Replies: 179
Views: 6,783
Posted By Bollocks
I'm bringing jeans this time and I'm going to...

I'm bringing jeans this time and I'm going to wear them.:lol3
Forum: Old's Cool 04-11-2014, 06:36 PM
Replies: 179
Views: 6,783
Posted By Bollocks
:shog It waz one chip! ...

:shog

It waz one chip!






At a time....
Forum: Racing 04-07-2014, 08:40 PM
Replies: 183
Views: 27,389
Posted By Bollocks
I just watched the preview, I know I'm late to...

I just watched the preview, I know I'm late to the party....you showed the beginning the middle and the end of the movie.
Only riders would watch and say " oh, hell yes, I have to see that. :lol3...
Forum: ADVrider annual rallies 04-07-2014, 09:18 AM
Replies: 74
Views: 7,386
Posted By Bollocks
Im used to the old skool rally, no committees...

Im used to the old skool rally, no committees just let the inmates decide, granted theres only 30 or 40 of us but we get it done. T-shirts, door prizes, booze, food etc

It's more seeing ADVrider...
Forum: ADVrider annual rallies 04-06-2014, 04:57 PM
Replies: 74
Views: 7,386
Posted By Bollocks
Fuck me, so you are serious....WTF.

Fuck me, so you are serious....WTF.
Forum: ADVrider annual rallies 04-05-2014, 05:02 PM
Replies: 74
Views: 7,386
Posted By Bollocks
Holly fuck balls, there's an ADV rally with a...

Holly fuck balls, there's an ADV rally with a committee....that's a joke right?
Please tell me that's a joke!!!!!
Forum: Face plant 03-26-2014, 08:33 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 3,904
Posted By Bollocks
Oh, about the ribs, I had 4 go on me and the...

Oh, about the ribs, I had 4 go on me and the worst part was getting out of bed, freaking murder.
I found if I sat up in bed...granted it was hard to fall asleep sat up but much easier to use my...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 03-26-2014, 08:26 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 4,228
Posted By Bollocks
An old friend from way back, too busy checking...

An old friend from way back, too busy checking out a chick walking down the street he ran into the back of an ambulance, broke the rear windows with his head.
There waz a 80 year old lady in the...
Forum: Face plant 03-25-2014, 07:11 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 3,904
Posted By Bollocks
My neighbours 120lb dog used to run at me when we...

My neighbours 120lb dog used to run at me when we first moved in. Every morning for a week, till I popped him in the ass with the front end, span him around twice in the road. The next time I saw him...
Forum: Upcoming 03-25-2014, 06:39 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,823
Posted By Bollocks
:clap Thats going to be fun.

:clap

Thats going to be fun.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 03-24-2014, 05:38 PM
Replies: 93
Views: 8,459
Posted By Bollocks
I like riding in the rain...I'm British, what can...

I like riding in the rain...I'm British, what can I say....but, when the boys get wet I'm cussing in the helmet.
A wet crotch will ruin the hole ride for me.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 03-13-2014, 05:31 PM
Replies: 141
Views: 7,963
Posted By Bollocks
I Always park right next to the drink machine at...

I Always park right next to the drink machine at Wally World.
At Targe, right in the fucking doorway nose first. :*sip*
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 03-12-2014, 08:28 PM
Replies: 64
Views: 2,625
Posted By Bollocks
If you can hold a beer and not spill to much I...

If you can hold a beer and not spill to much I would say that waz good handling.:*sip*
Forum: Airheads 03-01-2014, 06:24 PM
Replies: 121
Views: 6,900
Posted By Bollocks
+1

+1
Forum: Old's Cool 02-25-2014, 06:48 PM
Replies: 179
Views: 6,783
Posted By Bollocks
Hey Cog, ya may want to highlight that $15 line.

Hey Cog, ya may want to highlight that $15 line.
Forum: Old's Cool 02-25-2014, 06:46 PM
Replies: 179
Views: 6,783
Posted By Bollocks
In TN for $15 I could get 15 bottles of...

In TN for $15 I could get 15 bottles of wine...Whoot!
Forum: Old's Cool 02-25-2014, 06:43 PM
Replies: 179
Views: 6,783
Posted By Bollocks
Bollocks+ Mrs Bollocks

Bollocks+ Mrs Bollocks
Forum: Old's Cool 02-25-2014, 06:41 PM
Replies: 304
Views: 16,346
Posted By Bollocks
Cu's if ya not ya with us.:freaky

Cu's if ya not ya with us.:freaky
Forum: Old's Cool 02-25-2014, 10:56 AM
Replies: 304
Views: 16,346
Posted By Bollocks
Get her a stripper. :freaky

Get her a stripper. :freaky
Forum: Old's Cool 02-24-2014, 01:43 PM
Replies: 304
Views: 16,346
Posted By Bollocks
90th :clap Im in for those dates.

90th :clap


Im in for those dates.
Forum: Old's Cool 02-15-2014, 07:17 PM
Replies: 304
Views: 16,346
Posted By Bollocks
Instead of a birth certificate I got an apology...

Instead of a birth certificate I got an apology letter from Durex. :*sip*
Forum: Old's Cool 02-12-2014, 04:53 PM
Replies: 304
Views: 16,346
Posted By Bollocks
Kurt, if you need to drive to Crusco so you can...

Kurt, if you need to drive to Crusco so you can bring all our presents we will understand.

http://www.uhaul.com/Reservations/Images/HeaderBigTruck.png
Forum: Old's Cool 02-12-2014, 11:07 AM
Replies: 304
Views: 16,346
Posted By Bollocks
I would just like everyone to know I sold the...

I would just like everyone to know I sold the versys.


I decided to buy a black Triumph Tiger 1050, I know it's a shame ya da ya da ya da. :*sip*



Oh, and welcome home Kurt!!!!!!!!!
Forum: GS Boxers 01-31-2014, 06:01 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 3,510
Posted By Bollocks
So the below is wrong? From the manufacture...

So the below is wrong?

From the manufacture Triumph.
Forum: Racing 01-29-2014, 08:27 PM
Replies: 140
Views: 22,520
Posted By Bollocks
Fuck thats awful. :cry Surely if you live...

Fuck thats awful. :cry

Surely if you live that life you would have discussed with your family what you would want if this happened to you?.
I'v discussed this type of thing with my wife and she...
Forum: Southeast, The Lair of the Dragon - The Blue Ridge and Smoky Mountains 01-29-2014, 08:09 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 3,063
Posted By Bollocks
Great write up on the 221, thats one of my...

Great write up on the 221, thats one of my favorite roads around here.
I'v been riding it for 12 years and it's only after someone pointed it out to me did I notice this....
...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 01-29-2014, 05:55 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 4,496
Posted By Bollocks
I don't rider between 10am and 12pm on Sundays...

I don't rider between 10am and 12pm on Sundays because of the blue hairs going to church. I usually wait till 1pm.
Forum: Southeast, The Lair of the Dragon - The Blue Ridge and Smoky Mountains 01-29-2014, 05:29 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 3,063
Posted By Bollocks
It also depends on who stops you. I was clocked...

It also depends on who stops you. I was clocked doing 68 in a 35 up there and the officer just gave me a warning when he saw I was a local. You would think it would be worst cu's I know better.
...
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