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Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-08-2014, 11:21 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 2,165
Posted By TortillaJesus
Look at all of those goddamn words.

Look at all of those goddamn words.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 01-09-2014, 07:12 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 5,243
Posted By TortillaJesus
OK..you've covered the turn...now how about the...

OK..you've covered the turn...now how about the downhill part...

Front brake is fine..just know your machine and never lock it up. Rear brake mostly with some engine braking to maintain speed.
Forum: The Rockies It's all downhill from here... 09-19-2013, 12:50 AM
Replies: 1,415
Views: 104,001
Posted By TortillaJesus
Shit.... I'm glad she is alive. Let me know if...

Shit.... I'm glad she is alive. Let me know if there is anything I can do for her or you. I might be around St Vs next week st some point but I will definitely be at the stillwater mine until next...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-30-2013, 08:53 PM
Replies: 85
Views: 6,309
Posted By TortillaJesus
nigh?

nigh?
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-29-2013, 08:58 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,862
Posted By TortillaJesus
Use a bicycle tire pump.

Use a bicycle tire pump.
Forum: The Rockies It's all downhill from here... 08-24-2013, 02:37 PM
Replies: 1,415
Views: 104,001
Posted By TortillaJesus
7There's not much going on right now. Check out...

7There's not much going on right now. Check out bozone.com for area live bands. Go float the Madison River. Hike the M trail. Take a walk up main street. Crawl into a bottle of hooch.

Anyone...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-14-2013, 05:44 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 1,043
Posted By TortillaJesus
Tires will only get you so far.. Its best to be...

Tires will only get you so far.. Its best to be ninja with the clutch and throttle for most of your traction concerns.

I wouldn't go below 15 or so.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 05-03-2013, 09:00 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 2,662
Posted By TortillaJesus
What are you doing? :ear

What are you doing? :ear
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 04-18-2013, 06:37 AM
Replies: 243
Views: 24,950
Posted By TortillaJesus
*ahem* chode ...

*ahem*

chode

http://www.formaggiokitchen.com/shop/images/flott-tuna.jpg
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 04-17-2013, 07:06 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 24,950
Posted By TortillaJesus
That's gross.

That's gross.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 04-17-2013, 06:47 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,619
Posted By TortillaJesus
http://advrider.com/forums/showthread.php?t=563090...

http://advrider.com/forums/showthread.php?t=563090

:wink:
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 04-09-2013, 08:22 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 5,909
Posted By TortillaJesus
:thumb That's what the OP should have asked...

:thumb

That's what the OP should have asked this guy.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 04-05-2013, 08:39 PM
Replies: 2,871
Views: 779,569
Posted By TortillaJesus
That has to be some of the dumbest of the...

That has to be some of the dumbest of the dumbshit riders I have ever seen condensed into one video.
Forum: Racing 01-02-2013, 08:05 PM
Replies: 288
Views: 36,330
Posted By TortillaJesus
In! :clap

In! :clap
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 12-23-2012, 04:27 PM
Replies: 69
Views: 9,650
Posted By TortillaJesus
+1 :thumb The cops mostly have a live and...

+1 :thumb

The cops mostly have a live and let live attitude here. I've noticed over the 5 years I have lived here that the cops only mess with you when you are being stupid or could endanger...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 12-23-2012, 04:21 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 3,466
Posted By TortillaJesus
You mean "sort of graphic". Seriously, it gets...

You mean "sort of graphic". Seriously, it gets way, way worse than that.

:deal
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 12-16-2012, 06:57 AM
Replies: 69
Views: 9,650
Posted By TortillaJesus
I believe 100+ would be a felony in some states. ...

I believe 100+ would be a felony in some states. :deal
Forum: Face plant 10-10-2012, 05:51 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 4,520
Posted By TortillaJesus
They're luddites, not morans. :lol3

They're luddites, not morans. :lol3
Forum: The Rockies It's all downhill from here... 09-30-2012, 08:18 PM
Replies: 1,415
Views: 104,001
Posted By TortillaJesus
Bitchin! Count me in! :freaky

Bitchin! Count me in! :freaky
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 09-10-2012, 08:31 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 2,119
Posted By TortillaJesus
I'm sure the cop was satisfied with the OP's...

I'm sure the cop was satisfied with the OP's state of misery at the time. Why kick a man while down? :lol3
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-17-2012, 04:26 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 9,567
Posted By TortillaJesus
Shit, why not? That couldn't possibly dick-up...

Shit, why not? That couldn't possibly dick-up the KLR's off road handling. :deal
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-14-2012, 08:09 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 9,567
Posted By TortillaJesus
Yes, sillier than that. What wins it for the HD...

Yes, sillier than that. What wins it for the HD is the elctraglide fairing, about the most unflattering design known to man...then add "not ape hangers". I think HD's inspiration for the design of...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-12-2012, 05:48 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 9,567
Posted By TortillaJesus
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder I suppose...

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder I suppose but certain things were never meant to go together. I think it looks as silly as putting a 80's Goldwing Front Fairing on a KLR. :deal
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-12-2012, 04:15 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 9,567
Posted By TortillaJesus
Silliest thing I have ever seen.

I have been seeing some silly shit around lately. Not only is the HD Electra Glide front end/fairing the most unflattering dumbest looking design known to man, people have lately been taking it to a...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 07-16-2012, 10:52 AM
Replies: 86
Views: 8,719
Posted By TortillaJesus
At the risk of stepping in it, in a situation...

At the risk of stepping in it, in a situation such as 2 lane road at higher speeds when a critter presents itself in your lane of travel would it be better to "lay er down" to hopefully be able to...
Forum: The Rockies It's all downhill from here... 07-05-2012, 11:21 PM
Replies: 1,415
Views: 104,001
Posted By TortillaJesus
On the ratchet side, close to the hook. Near as...

On the ratchet side, close to the hook. Near as I can tell, these straps were exposed to the sun/elements for almost a year (they were my friend's, came with the trailer). I made sure to not loop...
Forum: The Rockies It's all downhill from here... 07-05-2012, 03:17 PM
Replies: 1,415
Views: 104,001
Posted By TortillaJesus
Thanks, man. It may just be fun to road trip. ...

Thanks, man. It may just be fun to road trip. We'll see. :freaky

Edit: The offending conveyance was borrowed from a friend. I've had it a month or so and since he is moving I suspect he will...
Forum: The Rockies It's all downhill from here... 07-05-2012, 01:55 PM
Replies: 1,415
Views: 104,001
Posted By TortillaJesus
Right on, Chad. I do like the brown too. :clap ...

Right on, Chad. I do like the brown too. :clap

But...this is a KLR being totaled here. :lol3

Actually it looks like I'm going to come out ahead on this. I just found out that the base...
Forum: The Rockies It's all downhill from here... 07-04-2012, 09:01 AM
Replies: 1,415
Views: 104,001
Posted By TortillaJesus
Yeah, I've been eyeballing those. I find out...

Yeah, I've been eyeballing those. I find out Monday how well or poorly I come out of this. If all goes well, Big Sky will be my first stop.
Forum: The Rockies It's all downhill from here... 07-03-2012, 01:32 PM
Replies: 1,415
Views: 104,001
Posted By TortillaJesus
I'll be looking into that GS I've been lusting...

I'll be looking into that GS I've been lusting after. :evil
Forum: The Rockies It's all downhill from here... 07-03-2012, 10:23 AM
Replies: 1,415
Views: 104,001
Posted By TortillaJesus
Ha! Nice one. Glad you are OK.

Ha! Nice one. Glad you are OK.
Forum: The Rockies It's all downhill from here... 07-03-2012, 10:19 AM
Replies: 1,415
Views: 104,001
Posted By TortillaJesus
She is pretty beat up. Handlebars, front...

She is pretty beat up. Handlebars, front fairing, speedo, etc... Looks like the fork tubes are tweaked a bit. Waiting on the insurance guy.

I think they just may total it. I have not looked...
Forum: The Rockies It's all downhill from here... 07-02-2012, 05:15 PM
Replies: 1,415
Views: 104,001
Posted By TortillaJesus
Public Service Announcement

Hey kiddies. Make sure to check the condition of your tie-down straps if you happen to have your steed on a trailer.

If anyone needs me I can be found face down in a pool of alcohol induced...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 06-26-2012, 04:47 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 6,084
Posted By TortillaJesus
That is a chicken strip on a 10,000 mile rear...

That is a chicken strip on a 10,000 mile rear tire? :huh Umm...make and model? I will be switching. :deal
Forum: The Rockies It's all downhill from here... 06-26-2012, 08:20 AM
Replies: 1,415
Views: 104,001
Posted By TortillaJesus
Yeah, you need a photo hosting site like Smugmug...

Yeah, you need a photo hosting site like Smugmug or photobucket. They disabled uploading pics not too long ago.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 06-25-2012, 05:07 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 3,190
Posted By TortillaJesus
Just think about it a little bit. People from...

Just think about it a little bit. People from Canada are Canadians, Mexico are Mexicans, etc...

US citizens should be called what, in your opinion: United Staticans? :rofl:rofl
Forum: The Rockies It's all downhill from here... 06-14-2012, 12:27 PM
Replies: 1,415
Views: 104,001
Posted By TortillaJesus
Well hell, I'm out for the 23rd. My son has a...

Well hell, I'm out for the 23rd. My son has a big baseball tournament in Belgrade Friday through Sunday. I am even scheduled to work Sunday so damn... :kboom
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 06-13-2012, 09:31 AM
Replies: 130
Views: 9,844
Posted By TortillaJesus
[QUOTE=Red9;18901825] The noise detector...

[QUOTE=Red9;18901825]

The noise detector thingy is being implemented in Canukistan but I agree with your sentiment. It probably wont be too long till it hits the US.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 06-13-2012, 09:25 AM
Replies: 130
Views: 9,844
Posted By TortillaJesus
I think some peanut based products would quiet...

I think some peanut based products would quiet snowflake up. :evil
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 06-13-2012, 09:23 AM
Replies: 224
Views: 19,734
Posted By TortillaJesus
That was the core of the discussion. It was to...

That was the core of the discussion. It was to bring him to the light of how he was actually controlling the motorcycle so that the next time he wanted to teach a new rider hew would include this...
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