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Forum: Americas 07-17-2014, 02:08 PM
Replies: 23,947
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Posted By mark883
Fixed that for you Tricey. You need a new...

Fixed that for you Tricey.

You need a new weeegee board.

http://www.smugmug.com/photos/i-Xj4jH2m/0/M/i-Xj4jH2m-M.jpg
Forum: Americas 07-14-2014, 04:43 AM
Replies: 23,947
Views: 1,832,144
Posted By mark883
Troof. I think back on my rides up & down...

Troof.

I think back on my rides up & down the Espinazo, (not to mention that 'road' to San Blas) compare them to my jaunt down the Tail of the Dragon (even if it was on a Harley with a terrible...
Forum: Americas 07-14-2014, 04:26 AM
Replies: 23,947
Views: 1,832,144
Posted By mark883
Well, that has a totally new and different...

Well, that has a totally new and different meaning nowadays...
Forum: Americas 06-29-2014, 07:40 PM
Replies: 23,947
Views: 1,832,144
Posted By mark883
Just be sure to get one of the pre-2006 with the...

Just be sure to get one of the pre-2006 with the straight five engine. Better mileage, and likely easier to fix in Mexico than the V6. And you don't need to worry about ultra low sulfur diesel. No...
Forum: Americas 06-18-2014, 02:08 PM
Replies: 23,947
Views: 1,832,144
Posted By mark883
If that's what I saw when I landed at Vera Cruz,...

If that's what I saw when I landed at Vera Cruz, I'd burn my boat too.
Forum: Americas 06-18-2014, 08:20 AM
Replies: 23,947
Views: 1,832,144
Posted By mark883
Who cares about the ships, I'm going to Vera Cruz!

Who cares about the ships, I'm going to Vera Cruz!
Forum: Americas 06-16-2014, 11:32 AM
Replies: 23,947
Views: 1,832,144
Posted By mark883
Its much like the cult of Harley Davidson or BMW....

Its much like the cult of Harley Davidson or BMW.

You empty your wallet with the salesman, your prized machine breaks, then the parts department has their way with you.

At least JD makes their...
Forum: Americas 06-16-2014, 04:08 AM
Replies: 23,947
Views: 1,832,144
Posted By mark883
I like Durango. But i have a bad feeling...

I like Durango.

But i have a bad feeling about a trip I need to make to the John Deere parts counter today.

I have a feeling the green and yellow cartel will take advantage of me.

There...
Forum: Americas 05-05-2014, 11:16 AM
Replies: 23,947
Views: 1,832,144
Posted By mark883
Lime shortage? How the heck will the gringos...

Lime shortage? How the heck will the gringos celebrate Cinco de Mayo?

Why is it that the places that serve Mexican beer up here (at least the north) think that EVERY Mexican beer MUST have a lime...
Forum: Americas 05-02-2014, 10:24 AM
Replies: 23,947
Views: 1,832,144
Posted By mark883
For anyone here that may live in Durango (or...

For anyone here that may live in Durango (or Veracruz), you may want to make note of this, from the US news outlet for the LCP, Gerie Bledsoe:

"**PAN AM 2014 TO END IN DURANGO
According to...
Forum: Americas 04-18-2014, 09:58 AM
Replies: 23,947
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Posted By mark883
http://i0.wp.com/memecollection.net/wp-content/upl...

http://i0.wp.com/memecollection.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/231207.gif?w=900


I don't know if motion GIFs are illegal to post in general fori here at ADV, but I think this one makes a point we...
Forum: Americas 04-09-2014, 05:31 AM
Replies: 23,947
Views: 1,832,144
Posted By mark883
Hey you'll be right in Arte's front yard in...

Hey you'll be right in Arte's front yard in Reynosa.

Paging Arte to the White Toof Courtesy Phone.....
Forum: Americas 03-27-2014, 08:36 AM
Replies: 23,947
Views: 1,832,144
Posted By mark883
NSA, or some such agency.

NSA, or some such agency.
Forum: Americas 03-23-2014, 07:50 PM
Replies: 23,947
Views: 1,832,144
Posted By mark883
nom. want. no such thing here.

nom.

want.

no such thing here.
Forum: Americas 03-23-2014, 05:53 PM
Replies: 23,947
Views: 1,832,144
Posted By mark883
Yay Heather! I can guarantee you will find...

Yay Heather!

I can guarantee you will find Mexico to be Frightening and beautiful.

Just be warned about the hills when you get into Real de Catorce proper. As an Ohio flatlander, I was...
Forum: Americas 03-22-2014, 08:29 PM
Replies: 23,947
Views: 1,832,144
Posted By mark883
Anyone know how you convert metric fktons to...

Anyone know how you convert metric fktons to imperial fktons?

:scratch
Forum: Americas 03-21-2014, 10:22 AM
Replies: 23,947
Views: 1,832,144
Posted By mark883
Hey, if you want to drive your trailer in NW...

Hey, if you want to drive your trailer in NW Ohio, I'm just southwest of Windtroit. I've places where you can stash your car & trailer, no problem.

Weather isn't exactly warm, but I'm betting its...
Forum: Americas 03-18-2014, 10:19 AM
Replies: 23,947
Views: 1,832,144
Posted By mark883
Ummm.. maybe fix the fork seal I blew out in...

Ummm.. maybe fix the fork seal I blew out in Mexico.... Finally?

:lol3
Forum: Americas 03-18-2014, 04:54 AM
Replies: 23,947
Views: 1,832,144
Posted By mark883
Cool2 Look, if you want to beat up on something Peart...

Look, if you want to beat up on something Peart owned, get Nachflug in here. He's a professional Peart hater. Don't even think about starting a "Praise Rush!" thread down in the basement.

If I...
Forum: Americas 03-18-2014, 04:48 AM
Replies: 23,947
Views: 1,832,144
Posted By mark883
Almost looks like a photo taken somewhere in...

Almost looks like a photo taken somewhere in Pennsyltucky.
Forum: Americas 03-15-2014, 06:08 PM
Replies: 23,947
Views: 1,832,144
Posted By mark883
NPR's This American Life has two rather...

NPR's This American Life has two rather interesting segments this week.

One, is a little town in Mexico, that runs a simulated border crossing, complete with coyotes, narcos and Border Patrol,...
Forum: Americas 03-12-2014, 01:50 PM
Replies: 23,947
Views: 1,832,144
Posted By mark883
That's nice. Like.

That's nice. Like.
Forum: Americas 03-11-2014, 05:23 PM
Replies: 23,947
Views: 1,832,144
Posted By mark883
This looks like a cry for help from a budding...

This looks like a cry for help from a budding Bike Hoarder.

I think we should all stage an intervention for our brother Bob, in his time of need.
Forum: Americas 03-11-2014, 05:48 AM
Replies: 23,947
Views: 1,832,144
Posted By mark883
Drug Lordita: Honey, we're out of Charmin! ...

Drug Lordita: Honey, we're out of Charmin!

Drug Lord: Ehhh- just use this stack of hundreds.
Forum: Americas 03-10-2014, 12:19 PM
Replies: 23,947
Views: 1,832,144
Posted By mark883
I'm not feeling well... I think I need to see a...

I'm not feeling well... I think I need to see a Dr.
Forum: Americas 03-01-2014, 09:13 AM
Replies: 23,947
Views: 1,832,144
Posted By mark883
Sorry to say I never met Miguelito, but pass my...

Sorry to say I never met Miguelito, but pass my sympathies along to the family.
Forum: Americas 02-28-2014, 10:18 AM
Replies: 23,947
Views: 1,832,144
Posted By mark883
I do know a woman named Karma.

I do know a woman named Karma.
Forum: Americas 02-28-2014, 10:16 AM
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Views: 1,832,144
Posted By mark883
Is USA safe?

Is USA safe?
Forum: Americas 02-28-2014, 04:48 AM
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Views: 1,832,144
Posted By mark883
He told his mom she was wrong?! Karma hunted...

He told his mom she was wrong?!

Karma hunted his butt down for that one...
Forum: Americas 02-21-2014, 03:39 PM
Replies: 23,947
Views: 1,832,144
Posted By mark883
Let's have a game of 'blind jarts' at your next...

Let's have a game of 'blind jarts' at your next bbq. followed by an after dinner discussion of 'Is mexico safe?'
Forum: Americas 02-21-2014, 02:11 PM
Replies: 23,947
Views: 1,832,144
Posted By mark883
That's what I thought too. The designer...

That's what I thought too.

The designer must have played a lot of Jarts as a kid. A lawn toy of death that has been outright banned, recalled and otherwise made illegal here in the US.
Forum: Americas 02-21-2014, 08:37 AM
Replies: 23,947
Views: 1,832,144
Posted By mark883
Oh good gosh. I do like Rush. NP is an EXCELLENT...

Oh good gosh. I do like Rush. NP is an EXCELLENT drummer. He can do two different time signatures simultaneously with the foot bass and his hands.

HOWEVER, you guys do know that, much like the...
Forum: Americas 02-21-2014, 08:06 AM
Replies: 23,947
Views: 1,832,144
Posted By mark883
Medicinal, most likely. ...

Medicinal, most likely.







:lol3
Forum: Americas 02-21-2014, 05:08 AM
Replies: 23,947
Views: 1,832,144
Posted By mark883
I guess CNN got fooled then too. ...

I guess CNN got fooled then too.

http://www.cnn.com/2013/11/06/justice/new-mexico-search-lawsuit/
http://www.cnn.com/2014/01/16/justice/new-mexico-search-settlement/

The CNN article appears to...
Forum: Americas 02-20-2014, 01:35 PM
Replies: 23,947
Views: 1,832,144
Posted By mark883
I think someone had started a Toxic Latinas...

I think someone had started a Toxic Latinas thread in the basement.

Maybe we could rename this the Toxic Latin Travel thread. Viewers could construe Toxic in whatever manner they want.

Did the...
Forum: Americas 02-20-2014, 10:38 AM
Replies: 23,947
Views: 1,832,144
Posted By mark883
Remember that guy that wanted to take cyanide...

Remember that guy that wanted to take cyanide pills with him down to Mexico, because he was scared he might be kidnapped and....umm.....'violated'

Well, evidently, he was right, but he just...
Forum: Americas 02-20-2014, 08:34 AM
Replies: 23,947
Views: 1,832,144
Posted By mark883
Schizzman isn't afraid to pass a Federale. ...

Schizzman isn't afraid to pass a Federale.

We did, twice, on the way back from Parras de la Fuente.

At a respectable speed, of course.
Forum: Americas 02-20-2014, 05:59 AM
Replies: 23,947
Views: 1,832,144
Posted By mark883
Menopause is when one of the queseros Mennonitas...

Menopause is when one of the queseros Mennonitas down there takes a break to grab a cup of coffee.
Forum: Americas 02-19-2014, 01:38 PM
Replies: 23,947
Views: 1,832,144
Posted By mark883
Bwaaahahahahahahahaha! 42!

Bwaaahahahahahahahaha!

42!
Forum: Americas 02-13-2014, 04:37 AM
Replies: 23,947
Views: 1,832,144
Posted By mark883
:lol3 Right! Those of us from the rust belt...

:lol3 Right! Those of us from the rust belt know...

ODOT now has this wonderful liquid pre-treat brine solution they spray on the roads and it sticks to the roads. Wonder if it sticks to your car?...
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