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Forum: Australia Yesterday, 01:43 AM
Replies: 18,272
Views: 2,201,551
Posted By Knackers
I buy my king gees with the arse cut out already....

I buy my king gees with the arse cut out already. Saves a lot of effort coz I'm no good at hemming and don't have an overlocker.
Forum: Australia 09-12-2014, 04:06 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 2,815
Posted By Knackers
959/990 are the last of the children bred from...

959/990 are the last of the children bred from the ultimate Dakar winning bike. I have my own suspicions about banning twins and then going to 450cc mostly about supporting manufacturers who couldn't...
Forum: Australia 09-06-2014, 04:48 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 3,001
Posted By Knackers
Sorry Olli. Not a thread to be mucking...

Sorry Olli.

Not a thread to be mucking about in. I do hope you get your bike back in good shape.

If you make it over to Adelaide I'll change your oil and do your valve clearances. I have a...
Forum: Australia 09-06-2014, 04:42 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 3,001
Posted By Knackers
Fixed

Fixed
Forum: Australia 09-06-2014, 04:32 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 3,001
Posted By Knackers
I'm pretty sure I didn't post in that thread. ...

I'm pretty sure I didn't post in that thread.

Hope you get your bike back Olli.

I was joking, look hard in my avatar and you will see that is 950 Super Enduro. I am a bourgeois pig!
Forum: Australia 09-06-2014, 02:06 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,832
Posted By Knackers
Albert Namatjira painted the McDonalds and...

Albert Namatjira painted the McDonalds and Central Australia. You be thinking of Han Heysen.

(the Macs do look like the Flinders :D)
Forum: Australia 09-06-2014, 02:04 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,832
Posted By Knackers
Hey Jesper, Whaddaya wear? Jockeys, boxers...

Hey Jesper,

Whaddaya wear? Jockeys, boxers or commando? :ear
Forum: Australia 09-06-2014, 02:02 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 3,001
Posted By Knackers
I think we need to address the needs of the poor...

I think we need to address the needs of the poor thieves who have been forced by economic circumstances to break the law. In these stolen bike threads nobody ever thinks of them. The proceeds from a...
Forum: Australia 09-05-2014, 04:05 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,943
Posted By Knackers
Good advice. That goes for any desert or dry...

Good advice. That goes for any desert or dry track, regardless of bike.

But nothing to be scared of. Take two days to get there. I could give you some advice on when to ride faster and when to...
Forum: Australia 08-28-2014, 04:14 AM
Replies: 371
Views: 42,973
Posted By Knackers
GPS is a military system. I could tell you...

GPS is a military system. I could tell you Chalky, but I'd have to lick your face.
Forum: Australia 08-22-2014, 09:37 PM
Replies: 309
Views: 24,729
Posted By Knackers
What is that green and red stuff on the side?...

What is that green and red stuff on the side? Looks distinctly bland and untasty. Perhaps even unhealthy?
Forum: Australia 08-22-2014, 04:54 PM
Replies: 309
Views: 24,729
Posted By Knackers
Real men eat egg and bacon pie.

Real men eat egg and bacon pie.
Forum: Australia 08-22-2014, 05:11 AM
Replies: 110
Views: 5,703
Posted By Knackers
"If they knew he was from Port Augusta they'd run...

"If they knew he was from Port Augusta they'd run screaming for the hills"
Forum: Australia 08-22-2014, 05:05 AM
Replies: 309
Views: 24,729
Posted By Knackers
What?!?!? No pickled herring!

What?!?!?

No pickled herring!
Forum: Australia 08-22-2014, 03:20 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 2,330
Posted By Knackers
1190 probably heavier I guess. I mean, they seem...

1190 probably heavier I guess. I mean, they seem to be V-Twin versions of BMWs. :evil
Forum: Australia 08-22-2014, 02:21 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 2,330
Posted By Knackers
Is the beemer faster? In a few standing starts my...

Is the beemer faster? In a few standing starts my 06 990 would beat a 1200 GSA to 110 km/hr on the tar. Traction control on or off. I just thought it was because the 1200 was about 40kg heavier? I...
Forum: Australia 08-10-2014, 02:16 AM
Replies: 218
Views: 18,190
Posted By Knackers
They are all beautiful

They are all beautiful
Forum: Australia 08-10-2014, 01:30 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 2,134
Posted By Knackers
I have six pigeons on the back of the bike for...

I have six pigeons on the back of the bike for just such occasions.
Forum: Australia 08-09-2014, 01:05 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 5,120
Posted By Knackers
Beautiful website and photos btw...

Beautiful website and photos btw :thumb:thumb:thumb
Forum: Australia 08-09-2014, 01:02 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 5,120
Posted By Knackers
For $50,000 I can make it all go away

For $50,000 I can make it all go away
Forum: Australia 08-04-2014, 04:58 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,559
Posted By Knackers
You can sleep on me handsome

You can sleep on me handsome
Forum: Australia 08-04-2014, 04:56 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,559
Posted By Knackers
I'm pretty sure in these times that nobody is...

I'm pretty sure in these times that nobody is sleeping on the ground in a sleeping bag. I appreciate you sharing your experiences when you were wandering around during the great depression looking...
Forum: Australia 08-04-2014, 04:45 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,559
Posted By Knackers
Well my young initiate. If you have to ask,...

Well my young initiate.

If you have to ask, you do not want to know.

But I can send you a turd to practice nonetheless. Send address.
Forum: Australia 08-03-2014, 06:52 AM
Replies: 18,272
Views: 2,201,551
Posted By Knackers
Where is Melboure? Never heard of that town...

Where is Melboure? Never heard of that town before.
Forum: Australia 08-03-2014, 06:49 AM
Replies: 18,272
Views: 2,201,551
Posted By Knackers
Maybe get on a car forum? :huh

Maybe get on a car forum? :huh
Forum: Australia 08-03-2014, 06:12 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,559
Posted By Knackers
Nah. I forgot that mudders was rather randy,got...

Nah. I forgot that mudders was rather randy,got too drunk and passed out. He can be lazy and didn't bother to get me out of the bag. Took me 3 weeks to get all the feathers out of me bum.
Forum: Australia 08-03-2014, 05:39 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,559
Posted By Knackers
What I have found is that no sleeping bag, syn or...

What I have found is that no sleeping bag, syn or down (down in this case) will survive falling off you rack and getting jammed between luggage racks and your back wheel.
...
Forum: Australia 08-03-2014, 05:18 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,559
Posted By Knackers
I use a combo of 2 bags for the bike. A synthetic...

I use a combo of 2 bags for the bike. A synthetic and down inner because down bags when wet are useless. I use down bags when hiking because of the weight but take extra special care not to get them...
Forum: Day Trippin' 07-28-2014, 04:12 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,055
Posted By Knackers
Really? What did you expect? He is normally late,...

Really? What did you expect? He is normally late, drunk and sans food, booze and sleeping equipment.

:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl
Forum: Australia 07-28-2014, 03:38 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 2,679
Posted By Knackers
<iframe frameborder="0" scrolling="no"...

<iframe frameborder="0" scrolling="no" width="640" height="426" src="http://api.smugmug.com/services/embed/512375555_TMFV5vq?width=640&height=426&albumId=28080342&albumKey=2XVMT3"></iframe>

Here...
Forum: Australia 07-28-2014, 03:30 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 2,679
Posted By Knackers
I have a helmet cam video that I can't find on a...

I have a helmet cam video that I can't find on a previous computer that shows a rider down and out after an off. The video clearly shows me on my handheld UHF calling for help. I took my helmet off...
Forum: Australia 07-28-2014, 03:16 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 2,477
Posted By Knackers
Delonix are a pretty good supplier. One of my HID...

Delonix are a pretty good supplier. One of my HID ballasts for a driving light conversion failed and they sent out a replacement pronto with a prepaid envelope to send the failed one back. There...
Forum: Australia 07-26-2014, 06:20 PM
Replies: 69
Views: 6,580
Posted By Knackers
That is what I thought. Unless you did something...

That is what I thought. Unless you did something deliberately negligent how could somebody sue you riding a bike on a public road? Maybe go back and sue the ride instructor that passed them for their...
Forum: Australia 07-26-2014, 01:11 AM
Replies: 69
Views: 6,580
Posted By Knackers
Does anybody know of an instance where a group of...

Does anybody know of an instance where a group of like minded individuals got together, through the internet or whatever, went for a ride on a public road, somebody got hurt and then they sued?
Forum: Australia 07-24-2014, 12:51 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,793
Posted By Knackers
I'd take a set of normal spare tubes and if you...

I'd take a set of normal spare tubes and if you get a puncture repair the heavy duty ones. You probably wouldn't need to run heavy duty tubes anyway.

Instead of doing the Birdsville track why not...
Forum: Australia 07-23-2014, 12:25 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 2,166
Posted By Knackers
I get the names of all the riders wives,...

I get the names of all the riders wives, girlfriends etc.
Bank account details, BSB etc
PIN numbers for all their credit cards in their wallets.
Where spare keys are kept for their other bikes,...
Forum: Ride reports 07-07-2014, 06:55 AM
Replies: 153
Views: 29,229
Posted By Knackers
Pyn, If you need a hand in SA give me a...

Pyn,

If you need a hand in SA give me a bell. Accommodation, workshop and yabbies. PBee will sort you out as well.

When in Victoria Mudguts will bend over backwards. Literally.
Forum: Orange Crush 07-07-2014, 06:36 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 1,096
Posted By Knackers
Mate, It is a leak. If you were near me I'd...

Mate,

It is a leak. If you were near me I'd ride over and help you. I'm serious.

But I think with each bikes individual peculiarities the forum is getting diluted.

After checking all oil...
Forum: Australia 07-07-2014, 06:26 AM
Replies: 154
Views: 11,812
Posted By Knackers
Don't worry about what troy says. It is no exc...

Don't worry about what troy says. It is no exc 530 but compared to an adv it feels and is lighter. It is for me quite surprising the difference. Ride it in deep sand and it will be very evident.
...
Forum: Orange Crush 07-07-2014, 06:11 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 865
Posted By Knackers
http://advrider.com/forums/showthread.php?t=992043...

http://advrider.com/forums/showthread.php?t=992043

I rest my case
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