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Forum: Australia 04-29-2013, 07:08 AM
Replies: 599
Views: 61,808
Posted By Clacka
Nup Yeah, bugger Naz, would have...

Nup



Yeah, bugger Naz, would have been tops to catch up. Zero chance of doing anything on Mums day..

Next time eh.
Forum: Australia 04-26-2013, 07:36 PM
Replies: 599
Views: 61,808
Posted By Clacka
Buggerit. Was hoping to get out there for my...

Buggerit.

Was hoping to get out there for my first trip to Birdsville to celebrate Bill's life with you blokes but unfortunately jury duty requires that I stay in Brisbanana.

I'll have a quiet...
Forum: Australia 03-24-2013, 04:59 AM
Replies: 359
Views: 12,337
Posted By Clacka
215km, 7.95l of fuel, 50 or so riders and a...

215km, 7.95l of fuel, 50 or so riders and a metric buttload of fun:clap

All made possible by the meticulous planning and effort of Strummer, all the patient sweeps and helpful midpack vest men,...
Forum: Australia 03-21-2013, 06:29 AM
Replies: 376
Views: 33,197
Posted By Clacka
Ffffffffffffarkkkkkk! What the fuck is this shit...

Ffffffffffffarkkkkkk! What the fuck is this shit still going for? :huh

BTW, saw the Boss riding his Tenere up at Bribie a while ago, he sends his love to you all :raabia
Forum: Australia 03-21-2013, 04:38 AM
Replies: 359
Views: 12,337
Posted By Clacka
Fark Rod, I know it's forestry up there, but try...

Fark Rod, I know it's forestry up there, but try not to lop any trees with the Big Meaty Wanger! :evil
Forum: Australia 03-05-2013, 10:58 PM
Replies: 359
Views: 12,337
Posted By Clacka
GSus Chrasht!:eek1

GSus Chrasht!:eek1
Forum: Australia 03-01-2013, 02:52 AM
Replies: 2,430
Views: 321,320
Posted By Clacka
Ohhh, too soon! But seriously, after...

Ohhh, too soon!

But seriously, after hearing all the details of the case, I don't think he's got a leg to stand on.
Forum: Australia 03-01-2013, 02:22 AM
Replies: 359
Views: 12,337
Posted By Clacka
Hey Strumbob, I reckon I could have my arm...

Hey Strumbob, I reckon I could have my arm twisted, cant remember the last time I saw you knobs!

Might fire up the new, improved, ball tearingly powersome big bore Hercules :gdog
Forum: Australia 02-28-2013, 10:30 PM
Replies: 359
Views: 12,337
Posted By Clacka
Good luck with that mate, with your reputation......

Good luck with that mate, with your reputation... :evil
Forum: Australia 02-27-2013, 11:26 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 1,899
Posted By Clacka
In like a dingaling :dllama

In like a dingaling :dllama
Forum: Australia 02-25-2013, 03:48 AM
Replies: 13,113
Views: 1,761,062
Posted By Clacka
Deuter have a 3 litre bladder with a fold over...

Deuter have a 3 litre bladder with a fold over top which is awesome, has a great 90 degree mouthpiece which is perfect for shoving up into a helmet. They sell at Anaconda for about $65 or so. ...
Forum: Australia 02-06-2013, 01:57 AM
Replies: 798
Views: 46,068
Posted By Clacka
Nice bikini tan

Nice bikini tan
Forum: Australia 02-04-2013, 03:42 AM
Replies: 215
Views: 7,248
Posted By Clacka
Damned pieahol will ruin your life, Bro :nono

Damned pieahol will ruin your life, Bro :nono
Forum: Australia 01-19-2013, 12:59 AM
Replies: 75
Views: 5,529
Posted By Clacka
yes

yes
Forum: Australia 01-19-2013, 12:57 AM
Replies: 75
Views: 5,529
Posted By Clacka
Fuck, you'd better hope Post Mismanagement don't...

Fuck, you'd better hope Post Mismanagement don't see that or we'll be having a trial (Post lingo for forcing something through whether it works or not) to see if some desk jockey who's never...
Forum: Australia 01-19-2013, 12:40 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 529
Posted By Clacka
Yep, this article is spot on. Except he forgot...

Yep, this article is spot on. Except he forgot to mention the superhuman effort Aus Post go to to pretend to give a shit about your safety while doing all they can to make your job more difficult...
Forum: Australia 12-27-2012, 09:24 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,899
Posted By Clacka
KLIM Traverse rocks, totally waterproof without...

KLIM Traverse rocks, totally waterproof without having to stuff around with removable liners but with great ventilation.

Only complaint is the velcro closures on the bottom of the pants don't seem...
Forum: Australia 12-18-2012, 03:31 AM
Replies: 75
Views: 5,529
Posted By Clacka
Says the bloke who's KTM has its own proper...

Says the bloke who's KTM has its own proper bedroom so it doesn't get cold tootsies....:rofl

Isn't it past your bedtime?
Forum: Australia 12-18-2012, 03:31 AM
Replies: 75
Views: 5,529
Posted By Clacka
Dress a dummy up in work gear and have it "step"...

Dress a dummy up in work gear and have it "step" out in front of them as they rocket through the site, that'll wake 'em up...:evil
Forum: Australia 12-18-2012, 03:02 AM
Replies: 75
Views: 5,529
Posted By Clacka
OK, here's the go. Engine capacity must be...

OK, here's the go.

Engine capacity must be 125cc or less. Only Australia Post employees and (recently) non Aus Post contracted leaflet/junkmail deliverers are permitted to ride on the footpath...
Forum: Australia 12-14-2012, 03:19 PM
Replies: 252
Views: 15,302
Posted By Clacka
Fuckit. I'm out. Made it to caboolture...

Fuckit.

I'm out. Made it to caboolture before the big bore beast started coughing, blowing oil back through the carby and laying down a smoke screen 007 would envy. Best not push it methinks...
Forum: Australia 12-13-2012, 03:37 AM
Replies: 252
Views: 15,302
Posted By Clacka
[/QUOTE] Nah, mine's not that tough lookin'...

[/QUOTE]

Nah, mine's not that tough lookin' :lol3

(how do you know she has a big bore clacka?:huh)
Forum: Australia 12-12-2012, 03:49 AM
Replies: 75
Views: 5,529
Posted By Clacka
125cc max on the footpath mate, be nice to have...

125cc max on the footpath mate, be nice to have the full beans for pulling up hills with a full load of Christmas mail!:lol3
Forum: Australia 12-09-2012, 02:41 AM
Replies: 926
Views: 123,195
Posted By Clacka
Foofoo valve torque settings noted and will be...

Foofoo valve torque settings noted and will be monitored Joe, I don't think any of us want me to blow one of those :eek1
Forum: Australia 12-09-2012, 02:14 AM
Replies: 926
Views: 123,195
Posted By Clacka
Maaaate! Thanks heaps for the help, Yoda_S, I...

Maaaate! Thanks heaps for the help, Yoda_S, I did the sums when I got home and I think it comes out at 128.6cc... how disappointing :lol3

Can't wait to get it back in the beast and fire it up for...
Forum: Australia 12-08-2012, 08:15 AM
Replies: 252
Views: 15,302
Posted By Clacka
That's cool Phil don't feel like a dill a...

That's cool Phil
don't feel like a dill
a bonfire on the bald knob
it ain't no bitter pill
:thumb
Forum: Australia 12-02-2012, 06:42 AM
Replies: 75
Views: 5,529
Posted By Clacka
Define "worker" :lol3

Define "worker" :lol3
Forum: Australia 12-01-2012, 10:33 PM
Replies: 75
Views: 5,529
Posted By Clacka
I dunno Will, one of the reasons I get you to...

I dunno Will, one of the reasons I get you to adust my chain so often even when it doesn't need it is that I just love the way you do it, pure awesome :pynd
:lol3
Forum: Australia 12-01-2012, 08:30 PM
Replies: 2,113
Views: 404,136
Posted By Clacka
Well, I just wee'd my dungarees :poser

Well, I just wee'd my dungarees :poser
Forum: Australia 12-01-2012, 08:07 PM
Replies: 75
Views: 5,529
Posted By Clacka
Whoever they are, they sound incredibly skillful...

Whoever they are, they sound incredibly skillful and attractive, I've heard that the chain can stretch more just by being in the presence of awesomness...:gdog
Forum: Australia 11-29-2012, 02:57 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 981
Posted By Clacka
Rider down

Went for a ride up Mt. Glorious this afternoon and sadly came to a police roadblock and crash investigation crew where a rider had gone under a truck on one of the corners and been killed.
...
Forum: Australia 11-28-2012, 02:54 AM
Replies: 75
Views: 5,529
Posted By Clacka
I'm not sure how I feel about this... I...

I'm not sure how I feel about this...

I mean, fuel injection - Bring it on but those pissy forks look like they'll last about 5 minutes of mail delivery and, as Phil has noticed, where the hell do...
Forum: Australia 11-24-2012, 12:18 AM
Replies: 2,113
Views: 404,136
Posted By Clacka
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detail...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=pexIwT39m5Q

HeHe... gold:clap
Forum: Australia 11-23-2012, 10:06 PM
Replies: 252
Views: 15,302
Posted By Clacka
Hold your horses, dirty swine The post you...

Hold your horses, dirty swine
The post you offered doesn't rhyme:deal
Forum: Australia 11-19-2012, 01:34 AM
Replies: 252
Views: 15,302
Posted By Clacka
A tutu on the Big Ardie Cheeses, this I've...

A tutu on the Big Ardie
Cheeses, this I've gotta see
To save him busting every thread
Perhaps he should wear it on his head?
Forum: Australia 11-18-2012, 12:48 AM
Replies: 926
Views: 123,195
Posted By Clacka
Hmmm... Joe at one ten likes to call that kit a...

Hmmm... Joe at one ten likes to call that kit a "140cc" kit but as far as I know it's just because the piston is from a 140cc Lifan motor, I think the actual capacity ends up being around 117cc or...
Forum: Australia 11-17-2012, 01:38 AM
Replies: 926
Views: 123,195
Posted By Clacka
You hussy, Bruce:ymca I do remember Will...

You hussy, Bruce:ymca

I do remember Will saying something about your awesome "man cave", I just assumed he meant your shed.....:wink:
Forum: Australia 11-16-2012, 10:09 PM
Replies: 926
Views: 123,195
Posted By Clacka
Jesus, what the hell is this, the Davinci...

Jesus, what the hell is this, the Davinci Code!?:eek1

Hmmm.... gimme a minute.....


Ok, I think I might have it..........maybe:hmmmmm
Forum: Australia 11-16-2012, 08:33 PM
Replies: 926
Views: 123,195
Posted By Clacka
On it like a fat kid on a chocolate cake Will, ya...

On it like a fat kid on a chocolate cake Will, ya cryptic bastard :lol3




Oh, and you're not supposed to comment on the size of another man's crank:evil (or any issues he may be having with...
Forum: Australia 11-16-2012, 08:21 PM
Replies: 252
Views: 15,302
Posted By Clacka
That's nice work there, Birthday Buddy Hope to...

That's nice work there, Birthday Buddy
Hope to see your dress get muddy
but stay away from me, you minx
lest like last time my leg you jinx:lol3
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