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Forum: Racing 01-18-2013, 08:41 PM
Replies: 1,760
Views: 246,045
Posted By Jinx
NJ beat me to it...while I was screwing around...

NJ beat me to it...while I was screwing around with syntax and grammar...as usual :lol3 :baldy :lol3

Jeez, between Pyndon and the Webbers (who have been known to carve new wheel bearing journals...
Forum: Racing 01-18-2013, 08:01 PM
Replies: 1,760
Views: 246,045
Posted By Jinx
http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/dam/assets/1301131120...

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/dam/assets/130113112000-24-dakar-rally-horizontal-large-gallery.jpg

Always nice when a small enthusiast's operation like CNN...
Forum: Racing 01-15-2013, 09:03 PM
Replies: 1,760
Views: 246,045
Posted By Jinx
Things were going so well...

...and then he Mutt-parked it :muutt

Seriously, glad that all the important rider bits seem to be intact, that none of seven oil filters (or however many Austrians currently think are required to...
Forum: Racing 10-15-2011, 10:37 PM
Replies: 194
Views: 20,862
Posted By Jinx
Well, to be fair, he did pass Alvaro... ...and...

Well, to be fair, he did pass Alvaro...
...and then crashed :muutt
:D
Forum: Racing 10-15-2011, 09:22 PM
Replies: 194
Views: 20,862
Posted By Jinx
Great calls :thumb Alien Adolescent it is...

Great calls :thumb

Alien Adolescent it is :lol3

PS - Kid needs to move up next year. Nothing left for him at this level. If there is a quasi-factory RC213V to be had in 2012, hop on it
...
Forum: Racing 10-15-2011, 08:47 AM
Replies: 194
Views: 20,862
Posted By Jinx
Er...well...then I guess I would have just posted...

Er...well...then I guess I would have just posted the entire pointy end of the 2008 grid, because the top Q's that year, including Jorge, Dani, Hayden and...fuck me, De Puniet, Toseland, Edwards, and...
Forum: Racing 10-14-2011, 10:18 PM
Replies: 194
Views: 20,862
Posted By Jinx
Just thinking out loud :augie PI Qualifying ...

Just thinking out loud :augie

PI Qualifying

1 - Casey Stoner | 2011 | Honda | 1:29.975

2 - Casey Stoner | 2010 | Ducati | 1:30.107

3 - Casey Stoner | 2009 | Ducati | 1:30.341
Forum: Racing 10-14-2011, 09:16 PM
Replies: 194
Views: 20,862
Posted By Jinx
Damn, Ben was lucky to <del>walk</del> crawl away...

Damn, Ben was lucky to <del>walk</del> crawl away from that one. The bumps just ate that Yamaha for lunch Edit: Damn, that kid is as tough as two dollar steak. Crawls back on the bike and goes 4th
...
Forum: Racing 10-14-2011, 12:12 PM
Replies: 194
Views: 20,862
Posted By Jinx
Well, that would be eipc. But this is PI, and...

Well, that would be eipc. But this is PI, and here are the nuts Marquez has to crack:

He needs to pass almost the entire field. And that number is only slightly larger than the sober population of...
Forum: Racing 10-14-2011, 02:15 AM
Replies: 194
Views: 20,862
Posted By Jinx
GPone is reporting...

GPone is reporting (http://www.gpone.com/index.php/en/201110145189/Marquez-partira-in-ultima-posizione.html) that Marky "Why is that man waving a checkered tablecloth at me, I already had lunch?"...
Forum: Racing 10-06-2011, 05:57 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 2,024
Posted By Jinx
Sad News - Alberto Puig forced to close Spanish Pygmy Farm

That's right, bike plus rider is the minimum, and it is 326.284 pounds of road hugging weight

And the Honda F3 is 84 kg (185.188 lbs) :deal
...
Forum: Racing 10-03-2011, 02:58 PM
Replies: 132
Views: 14,192
Posted By Jinx
:nod Fuck 'em...Hayden's a bloody paracrro...

:nod

Fuck 'em...Hayden's a bloody paracrro this year. It was only a hard pass in that Stoner took the line away. I mean the "racing" line, not the "Ducati" line that leads directly to the kitty...
Forum: Racing 10-02-2011, 06:35 AM
Replies: 132
Views: 14,192
Posted By Jinx
Rossi was nutted by temerity :patch With...

Rossi was nutted by temerity :patch

With George coming up on his left, and Speez-uh coming around the outside, an aggressive move forward by Vale was the only solution that was not going to end in...
Forum: Racing 09-18-2011, 07:04 PM
Replies: 147
Views: 15,241
Posted By Jinx
Rossi's fastest lap time in the race (1' 50.743")...

Rossi's fastest lap time in the race (1' 50.743") was closer to Lorenzo's best time...

...than Lorenzo's (1' 50.056") was to Stoner's fastest race lap (1' 49.046") :brow

If Stoner is your...
Forum: Racing 09-18-2011, 06:08 AM
Replies: 147
Views: 15,241
Posted By Jinx
What can you say? El Magnifico lays the lumber to...

What can you say? El Magnifico lays the lumber to the field again :deal

Decent racing farther back, and thankfully that kept the coverage off the hideous orange bikes with the tequila powered...
Forum: Racing 09-18-2011, 03:38 AM
Replies: 147
Views: 15,241
Posted By Jinx
Who invited all these crazy dumb-ass Italians to...

Who invited all these crazy dumb-ass Italians to a German-Spanish fight? :lol3

Brilliant racing :clap
Forum: Racing 09-18-2011, 12:55 AM
Replies: 147
Views: 15,241
Posted By Jinx
Ouch...my poor fucking eyeballs :huh I mean,...

Ouch...my poor fucking eyeballs :huh

I mean, the regular Repsol color scheme has never been my particular cup of tea, but you get used to it.

But this weeks's bike? :linzi

Did they lose a...
Forum: Racing 09-17-2011, 06:56 PM
Replies: 5,692
Views: 593,093
Posted By Jinx
According to Dovi, all Moto2 does is teach you...

According to Dovi, all Moto2 does is teach you how not to ride a MotoGP bike :brow

At least not an 800cc version that corners like a NASA 20g centrifuge :deal
...
Forum: Racing 09-17-2011, 06:27 PM
Replies: 147
Views: 15,241
Posted By Jinx
Great job, as always :thumb So if...

Great job, as always :thumb



So if tomorrow looks like the disaster it appears to be, at the first sign of rain I would fire up the spare with yet another new engine, take the ride through...
Forum: Racing 09-16-2011, 03:22 PM
Replies: 147
Views: 15,241
Posted By Jinx
:photog :oscar :photog

:photog :oscar :photog
Forum: Racing 09-16-2011, 06:29 AM
Replies: 147
Views: 15,241
Posted By Jinx
Power outages are spelled: S-I-E-S-T-A :deal ...

Power outages are spelled: S-I-E-S-T-A :deal

What a beautiful day for a three hour lunch... :dg

...followed by a nice nap :snore

Ah, life in España :jkam

:lol3
Forum: Racing 09-14-2011, 10:45 PM
Replies: 5,692
Views: 593,093
Posted By Jinx
Jeez, we would have to burn Le Mans seven or...

Jeez, we would have to burn Le Mans seven or eight times for the cash needed...which seems perfectly reasonable to me...but I don't know if the mob has that kind of staying power. You know how mobs...
Forum: Racing 09-14-2011, 02:04 PM
Replies: 5,692
Views: 593,093
Posted By Jinx
:ddog Well, that gives us over eight...

:ddog


Well, that gives us over eight months to burn Le Mans to the ground...who's with me?

http://jinx.smugmug.com/Other/junk/i-FK6sv2X/0/O/800px-simpsonsangrymob.png

:D

PS - the...
Forum: Racing 09-08-2011, 05:55 AM
Replies: 5,692
Views: 593,093
Posted By Jinx
"And in Motorcycle Heaven, Antonio Cobas...

"And in Motorcycle Heaven, Antonio Cobas (http://www.superbikeplanet.com/2004/Apr/040414cob.htm) looked down...and cracked a knowing smile"
...
Forum: Racing 09-04-2011, 05:13 AM
Replies: 77
Views: 7,904
Posted By Jinx
Oh, c'mon. That is "Iron Butt" distance for...

Oh, c'mon. That is "Iron Butt" distance for Hayden at Misano :D
Forum: Racing 09-03-2011, 01:56 PM
Replies: 77
Views: 7,904
Posted By Jinx
This is not a happy helmet :brow ...

This is not a happy helmet :brow

http://www.superbikeplanet.com/image/archive/swear.jpg

:D



:rofl :lol3 :rofl
Forum: Racing 09-03-2011, 10:47 AM
Replies: 5,692
Views: 593,093
Posted By Jinx
Is Stoner driving the back tire into the front...

Is Stoner driving the back tire into the front better than the rest? :brow

Yes, he is trail braking like Satan is nipping at his balls, that is a given. But eventually you have to stop trail...
Forum: Racing 09-03-2011, 09:08 AM
Replies: 77
Views: 7,904
Posted By Jinx
"Look out, boys, it's the Bunyip. He's...

"Look out, boys, it's the Bunyip. He's bulletproof!!" *:huh :huh :huh

http://jinx.smugmug.com/Motorcycles/MotoGP/i-Fcms6kq/0/O/27-casey-stoner.jpg


* In honor of our Ozzie friends finding Ned...
Forum: Racing 08-28-2011, 07:03 PM
Replies: 367
Views: 31,251
Posted By Jinx
Well, I am not the only one saying this, but...

Well, I am not the only one saying this, but right now Ducati has a horse by committee. In other words, a camel :brow

And a pretty bloody slow camel at that :patch

They can't build a racebike...
Forum: Racing 08-27-2011, 09:20 PM
Replies: 367
Views: 31,251
Posted By Jinx
:nod Spies has to go to the front early and...

:nod

Spies has to go to the front early and risk a pace that Casey "might" choose not to match. Because Stoner ain't racing Speezuh, he is racing Jorge. And, let's face it, with all the rubber...
Forum: Racing 08-27-2011, 11:52 AM
Replies: 367
Views: 31,251
Posted By Jinx
That's it...from now on I am calling RdP...

That's it...from now on I am calling RdP "Whistlepig" :lol3

The FIM really needs to crack down on Stoner cutting the course. He is obviously riding a different track than everyone else :D
Forum: Racing 08-27-2011, 11:34 AM
Replies: 367
Views: 31,251
Posted By Jinx
Gee, I hope Ducati doesn't run out of engines...

Gee, I hope Ducati doesn't run out of engines this year forcing Vale and Nicky to start from pit road, because that would be...

...uh...

...never mind. No real difference :brow


:baldy
Forum: Racing 08-26-2011, 08:36 PM
Replies: 367
Views: 31,251
Posted By Jinx
:clap Any truth to the rumors that Casey has...

:clap

Any truth to the rumors that Casey has adopted it as a pet...


...and named him "Randy"? :brow

:D
Forum: Racing 08-26-2011, 08:11 PM
Replies: 367
Views: 31,251
Posted By Jinx
Sounds like a domestique doing the grunt work of...

Sounds like a domestique doing the grunt work of seasoning a green circuit for his betters :whip

You didn't notice if Ben also had Jorge's lunch slung over his shoulder in a musette bag, did you?...
Forum: Racing 08-26-2011, 07:56 PM
Replies: 5,692
Views: 593,093
Posted By Jinx
Ugly Rumor #37 :evil Dovi to Tech Trois?...

Ugly Rumor #37 :evil

Dovi to Tech Trois? (http://www.gpone.com/index.php/en/201108254631/Dovi-per-il-2012-penso-alla-Yamaha.html)

Does Tech Trois have the juice to build a Factory Backed Yamaha...
Forum: Racing 08-25-2011, 07:28 AM
Replies: 367
Views: 31,251
Posted By Jinx
For sure :nod When Dovi finishes ahead of...

For sure :nod

When Dovi finishes ahead of Spies in 2011 the headline is: "Dog bites man" :brow

"Man bites dog" is the story when he doesn't :D
Forum: Racing 08-24-2011, 08:39 AM
Replies: 367
Views: 31,251
Posted By Jinx
Well, the fact that the track looks like it...

Well, the fact that the track looks like it charges 25 cents a lap doesn't mean that there can't be great racing. Some real naff circuits have produced spectacular racing action. I will always hold...
Forum: Racing 08-23-2011, 02:34 PM
Replies: 5,692
Views: 593,093
Posted By Jinx
Great stuff :thumb So, K-Man, others...who...

Great stuff :thumb

So, K-Man, others...who has heard one of the new Honda's? :ear :ear :ear

Any indication they are dropping cylinders for fuel consumption on the slower bits? It might be...
Forum: Racing 08-23-2011, 02:21 PM
Replies: 367
Views: 31,251
Posted By Jinx
:nod :ddog :nod It practically screams...

:nod :ddog :nod


It practically screams "Briggs & Stratton" :brow

http://jinx.smugmug.com/Other/junk/i-5Q67Fc6/0/L/2782706281599440-L.jpg

:D
Forum: Racing 08-19-2011, 07:46 PM
Replies: 5,265
Views: 701,015
Posted By Jinx
:photog :oscar :photog A courier...

:photog :oscar :photog



A courier hamster has been dispatched with your certificate :pynd

We want him returned...
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