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Forum: Australia Today, 06:13 AM
Replies: 391
Views: 20,376
catch 22 conundrum... "where" does the energy come from

The search for sustainable, infinite energy source continues...

Presenting the "Infinity Machine" by Tardis Industries... :D:deal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=287qd4uI7-E
Forum: Racing Today, 06:04 AM
Replies: 6,225
Views: 787,305
Look's like that one caught a few out... :huh ...

Look's like that one caught a few out... :huh

... and the advance film/photo crews had intel that it would do so in advance... (they were in position waiting when bike #1 came through). :wink:
...
Forum: Australia Today, 03:47 AM
Replies: 391
Views: 20,376
https://c2.staticflickr.com/6/5217/5401699128_2020...

https://c2.staticflickr.com/6/5217/5401699128_20203c24a7_b.jpg...
Forum: Australia Today, 03:05 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 712
fixt :raabia he know's me soooo...

fixt



:raabia he know's me soooo well...


(almost) :D
Forum: Australia Today, 02:56 AM
Replies: 90
Views: 7,645
appreciated investment...?

Not everyone keeps their's in a marble floored garage, under a glass cabinet with background spot lighting nev... :poser
Forum: Racing Today, 02:50 AM
Replies: 6,225
Views: 787,305
Eh? Next stop please... I'm getting off...!!!!

To me, it's look's like he is about to abandon ship - and is surveying the rapidly approaching terra firma for the most comfortable spot to impact...!!! :eek1:eek1:huh
Forum: Australia Today, 02:47 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 712
Some people stay married to the same woman all...

Some people stay married to the same woman all their life...


... some change mounts regularly...


... a new ride can be exciting and offer totally diiferent challenges or experiences......
Forum: Racing Today, 02:38 AM
Replies: 6,225
Views: 787,305
^^^ :y0! I wonder if this is at the same...

^^^ :y0! I wonder if this is at the same spot...??? ^^^
Forum: Racing Today, 02:17 AM
Replies: 6,225
Views: 787,305
Well... it looks like HRC have got the kink's...

Well... it looks like HRC have got the kink's worked out of the new ejection seat module on the latest version of their 450 rallye bike...

some more HONDA-over the bar action from the red rider...
Forum: Australia Today, 12:08 AM
Replies: 5,271
Views: 776,581
West Ozi work of art - rally KTM

https://scontent-fra3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10421993_732898416829619_4016808344940706163_n.jpg?oh=d5bdbaca10ed6853719769995516aaa9&oe=55C7247C
...
Forum: Racing Yesterday, 11:29 PM
Replies: 6,225
Views: 787,305
^^^ "Bam Bam" ... the fastest point to point*...

^^^ "Bam Bam" ... the fastest point to point* rider on the rallye planet - between any two *accidents/incidents - since Kinigadner.
Forum: Australia Yesterday, 04:42 AM
Replies: 646
Views: 68,181
Thumb New Africa Twin sales features... ...

New Africa Twin sales features...



look's like they've got the roadside assist program already sorted out... :deal

...
Forum: Australia Yesterday, 02:45 AM
Replies: 646
Views: 68,181
Yes... but only if you order the "true adventure"...

Yes... but only if you order the "true adventure" option kit;

Includes:

Zebra skin seat cover

Pack-a-derm elefant skin saddle bags

Zulu signal flare hi-vis decals
Forum: Australia Yesterday, 02:41 AM
Replies: 20,814
Views: 2,498,001
IT grade viagra...

Geeze nev... well done! :clap

... you found a use for those blue tablets after all this time. :lol3
Forum: Racing Yesterday, 02:38 AM
Replies: 203
Views: 19,616
So mashed tater's is back at home in the US...

So mashed tater's is back at home in the US gettin' his spuds massaged by Aldon at the bakery in hopes of a speedy recovery...? :lol3

Hope he is in shape again soon and back to the Euro show...
Forum: Australia Yesterday, 02:21 AM
Replies: 646
Views: 68,181
Laugh Concensus... the ultimate thread killer...

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/02/11/article-0-11AA3F21000005DC-685_964x674.jpg...
Forum: Australia 05-20-2015, 04:11 AM
Replies: 20,814
Views: 2,498,001
Ahhhh... I see you've been on the rough end of...

Ahhhh... I see you've been on the rough end of one of philth's dairy farming practical jokes eh nev...? the old "milking the bull" gag... :lol3
Forum: Australia 05-20-2015, 04:07 AM
Replies: 20,814
Views: 2,498,001
Nev, does lactose intolerant mean... ya' can't...

Nev, does lactose intolerant mean... ya' can't even play with 'em...? :huh:cry
Forum: Australia 05-20-2015, 04:01 AM
Replies: 20,814
Views: 2,498,001
^^^ using that logic Wardy... I am a...

^^^ using that logic Wardy... I am a vegetarian... cause all of the beef producing cattle I've ever eaten - I'm pretty sure graized on grass and grain... :wink:
Forum: Australia 05-19-2015, 06:50 AM
Replies: 20,814
Views: 2,498,001
oh... :huh I'll be sitting on a stool...

oh... :huh


I'll be sitting on a stool over in the corner... with Old Dog... with our "underwhelmed" caps on... :huh
Forum: Australia 05-19-2015, 06:42 AM
Replies: 20,814
Views: 2,498,001
Who the f5#% is high 5...? :dunno :ear ...

Who the f5#% is high 5...? :dunno :ear


my kids listen to Kings of Leon and Mumford & Sons... :1drink

worse case scenarion something from some Swedish techno mafia mob... :huh


was...
Forum: Australia 05-19-2015, 06:38 AM
Replies: 5,271
Views: 776,581
2015 KTM "SixDays" bikes... a.k.a. 2016 model...

2015 KTM "SixDays" bikes... a.k.a. 2016 model EXC's...

4t 250cc :deal

http://www.enduro21.com/media/k2/items/cache/de1232d0643fbdd326c1e015a0322df6_L.jpg

2t 125cc
...
Forum: Australia 05-19-2015, 06:26 AM
Replies: 20,814
Views: 2,498,001
So the good wife's never sneezed while you're on...

So the good wife's never sneezed while you're on the job eh...? :rofl
Forum: Australia 05-19-2015, 06:24 AM
Replies: 20,814
Views: 2,498,001
Vegemite chocolate eh...? :huh I mean...

Vegemite chocolate eh...? :huh

I mean okay... so it's possible to make it... but you can buy chocolate (if you like)... you can buy vegemite (if you really want to)

but combining the two...
Forum: Australia 05-19-2015, 06:19 AM
Replies: 20,814
Views: 2,498,001
Vegemite choclate...???!!! :huh I...

Vegemite choclate...???!!! :huh



I reckon it'd taste like it came out of one... :huh:puke1
Forum: Australia 05-19-2015, 06:06 AM
Replies: 20,814
Views: 2,498,001
That's not new... the Dane's and Swede's have...

That's not new... the Dane's and Swede's have been apeshit for years over salty chocolate, toffees and licorice...

http://www.braxonfood.se/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/marabou_salt-210x300.jpg...
Forum: Australia 05-19-2015, 06:01 AM
Replies: 20,814
Views: 2,498,001
If you factor in the rebate for non-daylight...

If you factor in the rebate for non-daylight saving and curtain depreciation...
Forum: Australia 05-19-2015, 05:51 AM
Replies: 20,814
Views: 2,498,001
there was some bright spark around here that made...

there was some bright spark around here that made the statement a couple weeks back, that "there's no such thing as a free lunch..." :evil


mind you... he was referring to catch 22/infinity...
Forum: Australia 05-19-2015, 05:47 AM
Replies: 20,814
Views: 2,498,001
^^^ tREV will do it for twice of whatever the...

^^^ tREV will do it for twice of whatever the worst offer that mouse puts on the table for you Russ... and I will only take a 25% cut as tREV's agent... 'cause that's the kind of guy I am... :D...
Forum: Australia 05-19-2015, 03:31 AM
Replies: 20,814
Views: 2,498,001
Moneypenny... you reckon...? ...

Moneypenny... you reckon...?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-bqDqJvetHxA/Tiamwb-w-nI/AAAAAAAAAEc/lqjPQAY_Bso/s1600/carol+beer+usa.jpg...
Forum: Australia 05-19-2015, 01:55 AM
Replies: 20,814
Views: 2,498,001
I bet locky's feeling really pleased that he...

I bet locky's feeling really pleased that he shared this on here, now... :rofl
Forum: Racing 05-19-2015, 01:43 AM
Replies: 203
Views: 19,616
Scuttlebutt is that he will be back for the UK...

Scuttlebutt is that he will be back for the UK round this coming weekend... having missed Spain...
Forum: Australia 05-18-2015, 12:34 AM
Replies: 65
Views: 4,101
Well let's face it... after being inundated with...

Well let's face it... after being inundated with you and SBSP's jiggly bits on here for nigh on a decade, and tossing himself down the outback byways of Oz at random intervalls... not to mention...
Forum: Australia 05-17-2015, 11:53 PM
Replies: 646
Views: 68,181
whatever floats your boat and pissin' in another blokes canoe... jus' for laughs

and that's really what it's all about... innit...? :clap
Forum: Australia 05-17-2015, 02:15 PM
Replies: 646
Views: 68,181
+1 on Tag's calling me out... :rofl:clap ...

+1 on Tag's calling me out... :rofl:clap

With regards to my interpretation of the colour spectrum; in my defence I have to say, the the blame can be allocated to the factory clothing rep. at...
Forum: Australia 05-15-2015, 10:07 PM
Replies: 646
Views: 68,181
Mate, you're done as good a job as any over the...

Mate, you're done as good a job as any over the years at being guilty of one-eyedness...

And for some reason you (and others) have coined me "orange" just because I have articulated on here at...
Forum: Australia 05-15-2015, 01:27 PM
Replies: 646
Views: 68,181
In my experience, vehicles (be they two or four...

In my experience, vehicles (be they two or four wheeled) that have made marketing dept. claims that they will "do everything"...

Often turn out to be (in reality) a compromise solution, that in...
Forum: Australia 05-15-2015, 01:14 PM
Replies: 646
Views: 68,181
The thre big ones that stand out for mine, where...

The thre big ones that stand out for mine, where they have gone backwards (as far as approximating an offroad bike) from the mudsplatter prototype we saw piccies of at the Tokyoshow are;

1. The...
Forum: Australia 05-15-2015, 12:18 AM
Replies: 646
Views: 68,181
Cool2 REMEMBER: this is the pros (leghumping) cons (shit stirring) "new Affie Twin" thrad

http://www.advrider.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=227656&d=1268998832...
Forum: Australia 05-14-2015, 10:58 PM
Replies: 646
Views: 68,181
It's not so much a breakthrough... as much as a...

It's not so much a breakthrough... as much as a case of "RACING improves the breed..." :1drink

The HRC engineers just cloned Yamazaki's post DAKAR in shower foetal position... after the last few...
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