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Forum: Road warriors Yesterday, 12:37 PM
Replies: 162
Views: 12,493
Posted By DOGSROOT
Not so fast, Maggot!! I have 75,000 MILES on...

Not so fast, Maggot!!

I have 75,000 MILES on her w/out a problem.

I do my own maintenance on her, as far as possible.

She sure does have quite the appetite for front tires though...
Forum: Road warriors Yesterday, 11:48 AM
Replies: 162
Views: 12,493
Posted By DOGSROOT
A heated seat. :nod . . .

A heated seat. :nod
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Forum: Road warriors Yesterday, 10:59 AM
Replies: 162
Views: 12,493
Posted By DOGSROOT
Indeed. :norton ...

Indeed. :norton





http://i599.photobucket.com/albums/tt71/dogsroot/imagejpg1_zps6ce8e69b.jpg (http://s599.photobucket.com/user/dogsroot/media/imagejpg1_zps6ce8e69b.jpg.html)
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Forum: Road warriors 07-28-2014, 01:27 PM
Replies: 162
Views: 12,493
Posted By DOGSROOT
Bluhduh O z y m a n d i a s

Too true, cug, too true.

NA society today is generally composed of whiners and incompetents.

Especially evident on our roads. :cry

A far cry from earlier generations (all their flaws...
Forum: The Rockies – It's all downhill from here... 07-24-2014, 01:40 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 3,181
Posted By DOGSROOT
Question Hey Cowboy, Ever catch that sucker? . . ...

Hey Cowboy,

Ever catch that sucker?
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Forum: Old's Cool 07-17-2014, 03:58 PM
Replies: 103
Views: 11,099
Posted By DOGSROOT
Cool2 Very Cool.

SOS,

Nice work.

Total ZOMBIE THREAD, BTW. :rofl

You, and other technically gifted guys on this site, are an inspiration to guys like me w/ 2 left thumbs.

Just in time too; I need to...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 07-16-2014, 08:25 AM
Replies: 120
Views: 6,765
Posted By DOGSROOT
I dunno... :dunno ...but they are pretty damned...

I dunno... :dunno ...but they are pretty damned good at it.

Maybe it's just persistence?

I had a buddy from Iceland, big bastard named Magnus Bjarneson, out on a city tour.

While doddling...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 07-14-2014, 07:30 AM
Replies: 2,365
Views: 326,515
Posted By DOGSROOT
Lurk more; post less. If, in your...

Lurk more; post less.




If, in your own words, there is an intolerable amount of BS, hypocrisy, arse-kissing, piss-taking etc here on

"ADV-Deride the World"...

...why hang around?
Forum: Road warriors 07-13-2014, 09:29 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 3,099
Posted By DOGSROOT
Alexander B, I have to get up early...

Alexander B,

I have to get up early tomorrow, or I'd address your points in depth.

(I am totally biased, as this is the next bike I want to buy.)

Suffice it to say you really, really need to...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 07-10-2014, 04:30 PM
Replies: 2,365
Views: 326,515
Posted By DOGSROOT
That whole "bike-week routine" style of riding...

That whole "bike-week routine" style of riding sounds like a big FUCK YOU in and of itself.

And here I always just attributed it to ineptitude. :hmmmmm
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Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 07-10-2014, 11:56 AM
Replies: 782
Views: 55,477
Posted By DOGSROOT
Why don't you two get a room? . . .

Why don't you two get a room?
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Forum: Road warriors 07-10-2014, 11:00 AM
Replies: 1,456
Views: 299,834
Posted By DOGSROOT
:doh I wasn't quite sure there... R32,...

:doh

I wasn't quite sure there...

R32, eh?

Just googled it; very cool car.

I know it ain't a K bike, but JIC anybody's interested:
Forum: Road warriors 07-10-2014, 09:25 AM
Replies: 1,456
Views: 299,834
Posted By DOGSROOT
Cool2 Cool

Congratumafuckinglations Chico!!

Very nice looking K75 CT. :norton

Is that your matching A3 lurking in the background?

Some cool vehicles in your neck of the woods.
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Forum: Road warriors 07-08-2014, 07:25 AM
Replies: 1,570
Views: 212,974
Posted By DOGSROOT
Huh. I gotta admit I thought you were...

Huh.

I gotta admit I thought you were implying you would never buy another BMW...

8 BMWs in less than 15 years is almost an addiction!! :huh

Of course all makes have good and bad apples.
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Forum: Road warriors 07-08-2014, 03:20 AM
Replies: 1,570
Views: 212,974
Posted By DOGSROOT
Your tag line is El Cheapo; perhaps you should...

Your tag line is El Cheapo; perhaps you should steer clear of BMWs...

Just sayin'. :bmwrider
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Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 07-08-2014, 03:04 AM
Replies: 120
Views: 6,765
Posted By DOGSROOT
Cool2 I feel the same... I ride w/ relatively dark...

I feel the same...

I ride w/ relatively dark sunglasses on day and night; always have.

No problems.

I only use my drop-down sun visor for discouraging conversation like Skyshadow does.

In...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 07-07-2014, 07:20 AM
Replies: 782
Views: 55,477
Posted By DOGSROOT
Cool2 1301 = fun

Dunno about the first part of your statement, having ridden and rather enjoyed a S1000RR. :norton

Am 100% on board w/ the latter part!!!

1301 :thumb
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Forum: Road warriors 06-26-2014, 08:15 PM
Replies: 570
Views: 89,413
Posted By DOGSROOT
GO 4 IT!!! I got my GF an ST, and she loved...

GO 4 IT!!!

I got my GF an ST, and she loved it, but it was a wee bit too tall.

Cheaper to lower the ST than buy a GT, so...

We took it to Accelerated Technologies, and John and Ron did their...
Forum: Road warriors 06-26-2014, 07:45 PM
Replies: 230
Views: 63,060
Posted By DOGSROOT
You, ramaon, are fucking awesome dude. :norton ...

You, ramaon, are fucking awesome dude. :norton
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Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 06-26-2014, 09:46 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 2,185
Posted By DOGSROOT
Cool2 Same. Well put. I consider it to be...

Same.

Well put.

I consider it to be like a movie's soundtrack.

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, perhaps? :rofl

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Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 06-25-2014, 07:14 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 2,185
Posted By DOGSROOT
Bluhduh Obsessive Compulsive Disorder

I wear my earbuds and listen to music EVERY ride.

I wear sunglasses EVERY ride too, day or night.

If I forget either, I feel weird before I get to the end of my street and turn back to retrieve...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 06-25-2014, 03:32 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 2,670
Posted By DOGSROOT
Eek WOW. Real Crazy Shit. I just can't...

WOW.

Real Crazy Shit.

I just can't believe the guy just above the bull's horns who appears to be laughing...

Or that's his "shitting his pants" expression? :dunno
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Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 06-22-2014, 06:45 PM
Replies: 1,491
Views: 314,705
Posted By DOGSROOT
Pissed Momento Mori

Hey, don't look at me, I didn't write the rules!

But I gotta admit I kinda like them... :grim
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Forum: Road warriors 06-21-2014, 02:49 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,298
Posted By DOGSROOT
Hey Sde219, Welcome to the Asylum! You...

Hey Sde219,

Welcome to the Asylum!

You seem to know what you want, and it looks like you are getting some pretty good advice from the inmates.

The 919 is by all accounts a great bike.

The...
Forum: Road warriors 06-14-2014, 07:31 PM
Replies: 1,570
Views: 212,974
Posted By DOGSROOT
Beautiful. Say Hi to Niel Young for me... ...

Beautiful.

Say Hi to Niel Young for me... :norton


http://i599.photobucket.com/albums/tt71/dogsroot/imagejpg1_zps96bc366a.jpg...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 06-14-2014, 08:54 AM
Replies: 1,491
Views: 314,705
Posted By DOGSROOT
There we have it; after 1300 posts, finally a...

There we have it; after 1300 posts, finally a plausible explaination. :thumb

Wonder if the photographers and their accolytes know of this? :muutt
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Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 06-09-2014, 10:03 AM
Replies: 8,673
Views: 1,743,065
Posted By DOGSROOT
AUSGEZEICHNET, KX50002!!! :beer Actually,...

AUSGEZEICHNET, KX50002!!! :beer

Actually, that would kinda work, as long as you give "live" a weirdly strong emphasis.

Like "luff" instead of love.

Germans luff to pepper their sentences w/...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 06-09-2014, 09:21 AM
Replies: 8,673
Views: 1,743,065
Posted By DOGSROOT
Pissed Arschloch

Smile at the wife and tell her:

"Ihre Mann ist leider ein Arschloch."

:norton
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Forum: Road warriors 05-31-2014, 07:57 PM
Replies: 1,570
Views: 212,974
Posted By DOGSROOT
Hey Yakima, I'm probably too soused to be...

Hey Yakima,

I'm probably too soused to be posting...

But I think that the two inmates who suggested the FJR and the Moto Guzzi Stone have done well.

Of course, they're very different bikes....
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 05-26-2014, 07:47 AM
Replies: 782
Views: 55,477
Posted By DOGSROOT
Cool2 Easy...

You'd be going 267.15 km/h (166m/h).

Because you could. :norton
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Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 05-25-2014, 04:05 PM
Replies: 8,673
Views: 1,743,065
Posted By DOGSROOT
Please tell us you don't work at a nuclear power...

Please tell us you don't work at a nuclear power station. :kboom
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Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 05-24-2014, 03:31 AM
Replies: 2,365
Views: 326,515
Posted By DOGSROOT
Pissed OK, I don't actually commute anywheres, and this...

OK, I don't actually commute anywheres, and this was in a buddy's pick-up, but here goes anyways...

Sometimes I cannot fathom the fucking retarded mindset of some folks.

Perhaps I am giving...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 05-21-2014, 11:56 AM
Replies: 782
Views: 55,477
Posted By DOGSROOT
It's yours for €15,005 (Est. price of my new...

It's yours for €15,005

(Est. price of my new KTM SDR 1290 + a roll of duck tape.)

:lol3
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Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 05-16-2014, 07:04 PM
Replies: 782
Views: 55,477
Posted By DOGSROOT
Well, that settles it then, Sp4rks. I'm...

Well, that settles it then, Sp4rks.

I'm gettin' me one of them there Austrian SuperBikes an' a roll of duck tape. :lol3
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Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 05-16-2014, 08:13 AM
Replies: 782
Views: 55,477
Posted By DOGSROOT
It's good to be terrified every once in a while;...

It's good to be terrified every once in a while; keeps you alive.

I've always wanted to teleport!!

However, I've always been a little apprehensive about my body parts arriving at my destination...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 05-15-2014, 08:30 PM
Replies: 182
Views: 11,397
Posted By DOGSROOT
Pretty damned hard to text whilst commuting w/ a...

Pretty damned hard to text whilst commuting w/ a standard.

You'd need that blasphemous third hand.

I don't actually commute per se, but I sure ain't tempted to text when I drive my standard...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 05-10-2014, 08:06 AM
Replies: 182
Views: 11,397
Posted By DOGSROOT
I couldn't possibly agree with you more, Roam. ...

I couldn't possibly agree with you more, Roam.

Would make for better drivers for sure!!

As a nice plus, it pretty much requires two hands to drive a stick most of the time...

Alas, I fear...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 05-06-2014, 08:00 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 2,885
Posted By DOGSROOT
What about a nice Tigger?? ...

What about a nice Tigger??

http://advrider.com/forums/showthread.php?t=961700&highlight=Tiger

:norton

No affiliation whatsoever.
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Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 05-04-2014, 08:02 PM
Replies: 8,673
Views: 1,743,065
Posted By DOGSROOT
Brilliant. :rofl:rofl:rofl . . .

Brilliant. :rofl:rofl:rofl
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Forum: Road warriors 05-04-2014, 08:46 AM
Replies: 1,570
Views: 212,974
Posted By DOGSROOT
K not R

jwoods986-

I screwed up!! :doh

I actually meant the K1200/1300R, not the R...

(The reason you can't see pix is 'cause I didn't post any.)

In any case, it's cool that you're out there...
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