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Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 05-15-2013, 01:43 PM
Replies: 210
Views: 12,550
Posted By The Jerk
I don't see why she can't go ahead and try to...

I don't see why she can't go ahead and try to control her car in the right lane.
Forum: Road warriors 05-15-2013, 01:09 PM
Replies: 1,367
Views: 240,286
Posted By The Jerk
Don't worry, Kenny. We'll take good care of her! ...

Don't worry, Kenny. We'll take good care of her! :D
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 05-13-2013, 01:14 PM
Replies: 116
Views: 7,565
Posted By The Jerk
The key with entrapment defense is whether or not...

The key with entrapment defense is whether or not you were induced by law enforcement to commit a crime that you otherwise would have been unlikely to commit.

Since these guys have gone down to...
Forum: Northeast - Greater Flugistan and home of the carpet baggers. 05-13-2013, 12:30 PM
Replies: 17,466
Views: 1,109,799
Posted By The Jerk
Put it on the inside of your windscreen as if...

Put it on the inside of your windscreen as if mounting it on the inside of a car windshield (assuming your bike has a windscreen).

FYI I've been doing this on 3 different bikes for the past 6...
Forum: Northeast - Greater Flugistan and home of the carpet baggers. 04-28-2013, 05:32 PM
Replies: 9,564
Views: 548,409
Posted By The Jerk
+2(?)

+2(?)
Forum: Road warriors 04-22-2013, 06:12 AM
Replies: 347
Views: 75,822
Posted By The Jerk
How to Replace Coolant

Hello all - this thread has been dormant for a long time, mostly because I got the bike the way I want it and it's still awesome!

Yesterday I went ahead and took care of the time-sensitive...
Forum: Northeast - Greater Flugistan and home of the carpet baggers. 04-17-2013, 03:36 PM
Replies: 17,466
Views: 1,109,799
Posted By The Jerk
90% of those videos were the result of...

90% of those videos were the result of motorcyclists doing really stupid shit. So don't do really stupid shit and you've only got a 10% chance of having a problem. :D
Forum: Beasts 04-17-2013, 10:40 AM
Replies: 17,123
Views: 2,756,296
Posted By The Jerk
Hi guys! I'm coming due for my 2-year service...

Hi guys! I'm coming due for my 2-year service items, brake fluid replacement and coolant replacement. Looked at the service manual and it seems pretty straightforward all around.

My bike has ABS...
Forum: Northeast - Greater Flugistan and home of the carpet baggers. 03-20-2013, 04:32 PM
Replies: 9,564
Views: 548,409
Posted By The Jerk
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4o4afum2y1qfvwlq.g...

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4o4afum2y1qfvwlq.gif


:tb:tb:tb
Forum: Northeast - Greater Flugistan and home of the carpet baggers. 03-19-2013, 01:36 PM
Replies: 17,466
Views: 1,109,799
Posted By The Jerk
Huh. Missed that!

Huh. Missed that!
Forum: Northeast - Greater Flugistan and home of the carpet baggers. 03-19-2013, 11:38 AM
Replies: 17,466
Views: 1,109,799
Posted By The Jerk
I've used Vespa SoHo several times but sometimes...

I've used Vespa SoHo several times but sometimes they will refuse to do it if the showroom is really busy and they're understaffed. Meaning try not to go on a Saturday afternoon.

I've also used...
Forum: Northeast - Greater Flugistan and home of the carpet baggers. 02-25-2013, 07:02 PM
Replies: 17,466
Views: 1,109,799
Posted By The Jerk
Oh of course it's not legal. But the question is...

Oh of course it's not legal. But the question is more whether the traffic agents in that precinct enforce it.
Forum: Northeast - Greater Flugistan and home of the carpet baggers. 02-08-2013, 01:29 PM
Replies: 17,466
Views: 1,109,799
Posted By The Jerk
Sorry you had to be there for that. In case you...

Sorry you had to be there for that. In case you want to know the story...if you don't, don't click:

http://gothamist.com/2013/02/07/jewelry_designer_kills_herself_in_g.php
Forum: Asia Pacific 02-05-2013, 06:12 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 3,372
Posted By The Jerk
Just got back. It was brilliant! :D I'll...

Just got back. It was brilliant! :D

I'll have to put together a ride report.
Forum: Northeast - Greater Flugistan and home of the carpet baggers. 02-03-2013, 11:22 AM
Replies: 17,466
Views: 1,109,799
Posted By The Jerk
Actually the way it works in real life is that...

Actually the way it works in real life is that the biggest vehicle has the right of way. Buses don't stop for anybody.

Out on the highway, the buses will pull out on 2-lane roads to pass whether...
Forum: Northeast - Greater Flugistan and home of the carpet baggers. 02-02-2013, 01:51 PM
Replies: 17,466
Views: 1,109,799
Posted By The Jerk
Saigon Commuters

For reference:

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/uVXG5NP_TMA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Forum: Northeast - Greater Flugistan and home of the carpet baggers. 01-12-2013, 12:25 AM
Replies: 3,129
Views: 159,131
Posted By The Jerk
FYI, if you're ever in Chiang Mai, their...

FYI, if you're ever in Chiang Mai, their equivalent to the Ear is called Rider's Corner. Just look for all the ADV bikes out front.
Forum: Face plant 12-27-2012, 06:09 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,015
Posted By The Jerk
Don't do that.

Don't do that.
Forum: Northeast - Greater Flugistan and home of the carpet baggers. 12-15-2012, 12:44 PM
Replies: 9,564
Views: 548,409
Posted By The Jerk
New Tag!

http://jerk.smugmug.com/Other/Camera-Awesome-Photos/i-XD82cnD/0/XL/IMG_1331-XL.jpg

This pedestrian bridge will allow the residents of a well-off neighborhood easier access to a new expensive park.
Forum: Northeast - Greater Flugistan and home of the carpet baggers. 12-15-2012, 09:39 AM
Replies: 9,564
Views: 548,409
Posted By The Jerk
Got!

http://jerk.smugmug.com/Other/Camera-Awesome-Photos/i-WZkPXT2/0/XL/CA_12151212344738-XL.jpg

Hamilton Avenue Bridge over the Gowanus Canal as seen from the adjacent Pathmark parking lot.
Forum: Road warriors 11-17-2012, 12:18 PM
Replies: 1,844
Views: 295,433
Posted By The Jerk
Yeah, immediate need for new tires (did he...

Yeah, immediate need for new tires (did he armor-all those tires? Asshole) and probably there will be some oil leaks to be sorted once it gets running but other than that, closest you will get to a...
Forum: Northeast - Greater Flugistan and home of the carpet baggers. 11-11-2012, 12:49 PM
Replies: 17,466
Views: 1,109,799
Posted By The Jerk
Cancel

Cancel
Forum: Northeast - Greater Flugistan and home of the carpet baggers. 10-31-2012, 06:38 AM
Replies: 17,466
Views: 1,109,799
Posted By The Jerk
Be careful when riding on streets that were...

Be careful when riding on streets that were flooded by the storm; lots of oily residue left over on everything.
Forum: Beasts 10-27-2012, 07:13 AM
Replies: 17,123
Views: 2,756,296
Posted By The Jerk
No you added it but I was an idiot and was...

No you added it but I was an idiot and was looking on the wrong page of the catalog! :lol3
Forum: Beasts 10-27-2012, 06:28 AM
Replies: 17,123
Views: 2,756,296
Posted By The Jerk
Thanks!! So for the record, ADV world, it is...

Thanks!!
So for the record, ADV world, it is indeed the FA226HH for the front and FA140HH for the rear on the Tiger 800.
Forum: Beasts 10-27-2012, 05:40 AM
Replies: 17,123
Views: 2,756,296
Posted By The Jerk
EBC HH Brake Pad Part Numbers

Hey guys,
My Tiger 800 ABS is due for brake pads and I just want to make sure I'm ordering the right ones (stupid EBC web site doesn't have their catalogue online anymore).

From what I've been...
Forum: Beasts 10-22-2012, 02:47 PM
Replies: 17,123
Views: 2,756,296
Posted By The Jerk
Hahahaha now what did I say about you fucking up...

Hahahaha now what did I say about you fucking up something with the ABS sensors? :lol3

Good catch, man. Takes some cojones to come back and admit when you fucked up but all can now benefit from...
Forum: Beasts 10-21-2012, 03:32 PM
Replies: 17,123
Views: 2,756,296
Posted By The Jerk
No, not really. You got bad info. If you...

No, not really. You got bad info.

If you didn't do anything else other than push the pistons back to fit new pads, ABS doesn't enter into the equation.

More likely you accidentally tweaked or...
Forum: Road warriors 10-08-2012, 02:01 PM
Replies: 1,844
Views: 295,433
Posted By The Jerk
In slightly better news, I got my W running on...

In slightly better news, I got my W running on both cylinders again.

Took the carbs off, stripped 'em down, hosed 'em down with carb cleaner, put it all back together, and she's running good...
Forum: Road warriors 10-06-2012, 11:36 AM
Replies: 1,844
Views: 295,433
Posted By The Jerk
Cry Noooooooooooooooooooooo :cry

Noooooooooooooooooooooo

:cry
Forum: Road warriors 09-30-2012, 02:28 PM
Replies: 1,844
Views: 295,433
Posted By The Jerk
Checked it out, diaphragm is good.

Checked it out, diaphragm is good.
Forum: Road warriors 09-30-2012, 02:28 PM
Replies: 1,844
Views: 295,433
Posted By The Jerk
Sorry, to clarify - goes cold when the choke is...

Sorry, to clarify - goes cold when the choke is turned off and engine clearly goes from running on two to running on one
Forum: Road warriors 09-30-2012, 01:48 PM
Replies: 1,844
Views: 295,433
Posted By The Jerk
Yeah because it runs on 2 when it's on the choke.

Yeah because it runs on 2 when it's on the choke.
Forum: Road warriors 09-30-2012, 12:23 PM
Replies: 1,844
Views: 295,433
Posted By The Jerk
OK so I go to fire up the W to take a ride today....

OK so I go to fire up the W to take a ride today. It's been sitting unused about a month. Fire it up, it runs fine on the choke but as soon as it comes off the choke it's clear that it's running on...
Forum: Northeast - Greater Flugistan and home of the carpet baggers. 09-24-2012, 02:42 PM
Replies: 9,564
Views: 548,409
Posted By The Jerk
Not bad, but....needs a top case. :D

Not bad, but....needs a top case.
:D
Forum: Northeast - Greater Flugistan and home of the carpet baggers. 09-23-2012, 11:34 AM
Replies: 17,466
Views: 1,109,799
Posted By The Jerk
To all fans of cheap Chinese tools: There is...

To all fans of cheap Chinese tools:

There is signage up on the fence of the old Bruno truck dealership on Hamilton Ave in Brooklyn under the BQE which indicates that Harbor Freight Tools will soon...
Forum: Road warriors 09-18-2012, 10:18 AM
Replies: 1,844
Views: 295,433
Posted By The Jerk
Don't do that. The idle speed adjustment...

Don't do that.

The idle speed adjustment should be set only when the engine is fully warmed up, nice and hot.

When I start the bike, I pull the choke out fully and start the bike, then as...
Forum: Northeast - Greater Flugistan and home of the carpet baggers. 09-17-2012, 06:51 AM
Replies: 17,466
Views: 1,109,799
Posted By The Jerk
Machina Cycles is cool. Technically in Gowanus,...

Machina Cycles is cool. Technically in Gowanus, 9th St. @ 3rd Ave.

Euvin is the guy who runs the place. Definitely stop in for a chat, nice guy.
Forum: Road warriors 09-07-2012, 07:01 AM
Replies: 1,844
Views: 295,433
Posted By The Jerk
Oh yeah good call. Especially the foam seals...

Oh yeah good call. Especially the foam seals glued to the filter elements.
Forum: Road warriors 09-06-2012, 02:06 PM
Replies: 1,844
Views: 295,433
Posted By The Jerk
I think that's pretty much it, change the oil &...

I think that's pretty much it, change the oil & filter (done already) and replace the brake fluid. Not much else to worry about on this bike. Maybe check as best you can the inside of the tank to...
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