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Forum: Australia 11-21-2012, 01:20 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 2,953
Posted By DocSuzuki
Almost Done....

I guess i should have checked up on what I posted previously....

The bike is almost finished, and the plans have changed again. This time due to necessity.

Basically the recessed dual LED...
Forum: Australia 11-18-2012, 04:40 PM
Replies: 8,199
Views: 575,607
Posted By DocSuzuki
Why do I keep following this thread? I don`t even...

Why do I keep following this thread? I don`t even have a frigging Honda, let alone an XR....:rofl

Serious though, I`d be interested in knowing what gauge transformer wire and how many watts you...
Forum: Australia 11-18-2012, 04:29 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 2,673
Posted By DocSuzuki
THIRTY FIVE DOLLARS? What is it, a fooking...

THIRTY FIVE DOLLARS?

What is it, a fooking bucket with a Ned Kelly style slit cut out and a perspex offcut for a visor?

If anyone buys one, they obviously don`t value their brains much or have...
Forum: Australia 11-18-2012, 04:06 PM
Replies: 17,978
Views: 2,163,586
Posted By DocSuzuki
[QUOTE=tHEtREV;20071697] ...

[QUOTE=tHEtREV;20071697]

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x288/trevshow/2012-11-18175442.jpg


/QUOTE]

That is really shitty tRev. I can just imagine your KTM stealership preparing to...
Forum: Australia 11-12-2012, 06:54 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 5,674
Posted By DocSuzuki
Of course. Why wouldn`t they? Where do you...

Of course. Why wouldn`t they?

Where do you live, on Mars?

EVERYONE knows that Bentley use mass produced Japanese rotary engines in their top level, hand built, extremely expensive luxury...
Forum: Australia 11-12-2012, 06:39 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 3,120
Posted By DocSuzuki
Heya Looka! This isa what Doocartee Bosses wanta...

Heya Looka! This isa what Doocartee Bosses wanta to do to meea after spending millions ofa dollarse on bikesa and can`ta even beat a convicta Oostraalyan!
Forum: Australia 11-12-2012, 06:32 AM
Replies: 17,978
Views: 2,163,586
Posted By DocSuzuki
Sure Sure, It`s OK to spend two weeks in Spain. ...

Sure Sure, It`s OK to spend two weeks in Spain.

Until Spain follows you home.

And lives in your trousers.

And your Doctor can`t remove the case of Spain with anti virals.....
Forum: Australia 11-12-2012, 06:17 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,821
Posted By DocSuzuki
My favourite farm bike is a Malvern Star 10...

My favourite farm bike is a Malvern Star 10 speed.

Who needs one of those pollution belching deathtraps to move irrigators and chase sheep?

And before anyone asks, Yes I mow the lawn with a...
Forum: Australia 11-11-2012, 05:11 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 2,953
Posted By DocSuzuki
Success!

:wings:wings

Yesterday was the day i`d been building towards.

For a month i`d been hiding in the shed with just my DR for company (that`s not all bad though :D)

Yesterday I unleashed her...
Forum: Australia 11-11-2012, 07:53 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 2,929
Posted By DocSuzuki
Air Con? Pfffft. Roll down the screen. ...

Air Con? Pfffft.

Roll down the screen.

Now, a heater would be something to praise. For us fools who ride in winter.:evil
Forum: Australia 11-11-2012, 07:48 AM
Replies: 14,394
Views: 1,880,349
Posted By DocSuzuki
That is a good and quite valid point. One that...

That is a good and quite valid point.
One that I myself was wondering about when I was doing this. To a certain degree I think this actually does happen, as I have noticed a slight smear of liquid...
Forum: Australia 11-11-2012, 06:20 AM
Replies: 14,394
Views: 1,880,349
Posted By DocSuzuki
Joe, I know. It helps when you have access...

Joe, I know.

It helps when you have access to another DR (2003 model- 11 thousand k`s).

Before I fixed the base gasket on mine ( and new rings, which was unneeded but copped em anyway ) the `03...
Forum: Australia 11-11-2012, 01:40 AM
Replies: 17,978
Views: 2,163,586
Posted By DocSuzuki
If you track it and the thieves down, take em out...

If you track it and the thieves down, take em out the f*cking back and give em a f*ckin flogging. THEN call the cops. Say they became aggressive and it was self defence.

Thieves give me the royal...
Forum: Australia 11-11-2012, 01:33 AM
Replies: 14,394
Views: 1,880,349
Posted By DocSuzuki
Heh, cheers Ockrocket! I feel a little silly now...

Heh, cheers Ockrocket! I feel a little silly now that seeing as multiquote is right next door to the quote button i have used many times.....:huh.


Yes, yes it is. When you spend hours fingering...
Forum: Australia 11-11-2012, 12:29 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 3,120
Posted By DocSuzuki
" You get the jacks out and we`ll see if we can...

" You get the jacks out and we`ll see if we can get this sucker back on her wheels"

"Pffft. I can`t be stuffed doing that. What you think this is, a race? Was your driving that got us here..."
...
Forum: Australia 11-11-2012, 12:20 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 2,929
Posted By DocSuzuki
Thumbs down Pffft Honda. :puke1 :puke1 :puke1 :puke1 ...

Pffft Honda.
:puke1
:puke1
:puke1
:puke1
:puke1

I feel the XR boys will have a contract for my head in exactly 10 minutes....

*sneaks away on the Suzuki*
Forum: Australia 11-10-2012, 04:58 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 1,923
Posted By DocSuzuki
:eek1:eek1:eek1 With that fat refund cheque...

:eek1:eek1:eek1

With that fat refund cheque you seem to be owed you should get a pilot`s licence, lease a helicopter and paint a big

:ken F*CK YOU :ken on the underside, and fly...
Forum: Australia 11-10-2012, 04:47 PM
Replies: 14,394
Views: 1,880,349
Posted By DocSuzuki
Lukas you tease! You have the goodies, I...

Lukas you tease!

You have the goodies, I don`t have the money:cry or TBH the inclination to mess with it for a long while. Itching to ride after a month of DR building:D

Would love to see some...
Forum: Australia 11-10-2012, 01:22 AM
Replies: 14,394
Views: 1,880,349
Posted By DocSuzuki
Good show! The stocker really isn`t anything...

Good show! The stocker really isn`t anything special, plastic this, no pump that.:rofl
Would make a waste out of a killer engine build, kind of like putting a Falcon GT-HO engine in any Holden! :pot...
Forum: Australia 11-09-2012, 05:28 PM
Replies: 14,394
Views: 1,880,349
Posted By DocSuzuki
Mmmmm, that isn`t just some mot` stocker is it? A...

Mmmmm, that isn`t just some mot` stocker is it? A true ball ripper.

Just one question, how come you did all that work and left the crappy BST carb on? There would`ve been more bang for your buck...
Forum: Australia 11-09-2012, 05:08 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 3,120
Posted By DocSuzuki
I bet that baby grows up to be Vietnam`s most...

I bet that baby grows up to be Vietnam`s most famous `Bucket Racer`

You can also tell who is the qualified frame welders in Nam, they are the only ones cruising around in gold plated Rolls...
Forum: Australia 11-09-2012, 02:58 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 1,923
Posted By DocSuzuki
Hallejulah Phil! But don`t say it too loud, else...

Hallejulah Phil! But don`t say it too loud, else the rest will forget what they bag our states for, and move.....

And who wants that?:D
Forum: Australia 11-09-2012, 02:55 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 1,923
Posted By DocSuzuki
erm, Tassie is a bit bit bigger than 150 k...... ...

erm, Tassie is a bit bit bigger than 150 k......

And we have something like a few thousand k`s of forestry roads...

But don`t mind me, i`m just trolling because we don`t have any of our major...
Forum: Australia 11-09-2012, 01:29 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 1,923
Posted By DocSuzuki
Attention! Smug Alert!

Snigger.....

Smirk.....

What the f*** is these `toll roads` you guys speak of?

I`ll continue going wherever the hell I want for free.....

Snigger....
Forum: Australia 11-09-2012, 01:10 AM
Replies: 8,199
Views: 575,607
Posted By DocSuzuki
I see your ports have felt the tickle of the die...

I see your ports have felt the tickle of the die grinder.... nice:evil I didn`t get freaky with the DR`s ports, as she is my only transport, and time was of the essence. That and I don`t have quite...
Forum: Australia 11-07-2012, 03:00 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 2,953
Posted By DocSuzuki
Long time no update....

Well, the project is almost ready for her first test ride!

After almost 10 metres of various cable, a box of heatshrink and over a week of spending some time everyday on wiring, the first...
Forum: Australia 11-07-2012, 12:35 AM
Replies: 8,199
Views: 575,607
Posted By DocSuzuki
This is potential mechanical porn to me. I...

This is potential mechanical porn to me.

I see ports...lovely, rough, untamed ports.

I just wanna stick my fingers in there, covered with wet n dry paper.....

sand, sand, sand, polish,...
Forum: Australia 11-06-2012, 05:45 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,821
Posted By DocSuzuki
:rofl:rofl:rofl I hope you have a 70 series...

:rofl:rofl:rofl
I hope you have a 70 series Victa. They need liquid gold PULP and fully synthetic oil just to start.

Poor old CT.

Oh, get a Suzuki A100, put a knobby rear tyre on the front,...
Forum: Australia 11-06-2012, 05:08 PM
Replies: 14,394
Views: 1,880,349
Posted By DocSuzuki
I`m intrigued. Is that a ducktail on the back of...

I`m intrigued. Is that a ducktail on the back of that sweet looking mot`? Where`s the light placed?

It suits the look of the bike i think. Would be good if it hides a small tool kit, like some...
Forum: Australia 10-30-2012, 06:19 PM
Replies: 663
Views: 45,306
Posted By DocSuzuki
You have to love the Google translation they...

You have to love the Google translation they included in the Ebay ad.

Makes about as much grammatical sense as a Chinese instruction booklet.

:rofl
Forum: Australia 10-30-2012, 06:12 PM
Replies: 154
Views: 9,435
Posted By DocSuzuki
Wow! Knackers copped a flogging from the...

Wow! Knackers copped a flogging from the banstick?

Classic! We salute you Knack!:devildog

Good thing I saved that pic to my HDD while I had the chance...erm....well because...umm..that KTM is...
Forum: Australia 10-30-2012, 05:57 PM
Replies: 6,415
Views: 549,253
Posted By DocSuzuki
I like you`re attitude Flickit. Fair Weather...

I like you`re attitude Flickit.

Fair Weather Bikers shit me, who whinge if it merely clouds over and threatens to rain, let alone take their ride and try to murder it by drowning :lol3

I don`t...
Forum: Australia 10-30-2012, 01:23 AM
Replies: 4,745
Views: 971,638
Posted By DocSuzuki
Cruz, you nasty beast.......... Let these...

Cruz, you nasty beast..........

Let these Yammie boys talk about their toys ! :lol3


Or do it properly.....
...
Forum: Australia 10-30-2012, 01:18 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 1,052
Posted By DocSuzuki
Cheers for solving a mystery for me Phil. I...

Cheers for solving a mystery for me Phil.

I have an epic WW2 theme German film ` Das Boot ` and Johan the engineer put a trumpet to his ear and put the other end to one of the U boat`s engines...
Forum: Australia 10-29-2012, 06:48 AM
Replies: 154
Views: 9,435
Posted By DocSuzuki
I think you could be right. There`s a 750 Big in...

I think you could be right. There`s a 750 Big in the family and it does haul. Porky bloody thing in traffic compared to the 650, but it`s open road manners are fantastic :evil

No pics as it`s not...
Forum: Australia 10-29-2012, 06:27 AM
Replies: 154
Views: 9,435
Posted By DocSuzuki
I want one...or two

Do you guys think if I buried my DR in Pyrethrum and watered it daily, it would sprout a rear cylinder too?

All this talk of rear cylinders is giving me a case of, erm, `cylinder ` envy....:cry
Forum: Australia 10-29-2012, 01:41 AM
Replies: 4,745
Views: 971,638
Posted By DocSuzuki
Look closely. At the top of the windscreen. Do...

Look closely. At the top of the windscreen. Do you see them?

Kate and Leo. Arms outstretched.

" I`m the king of the world! "

:D
Forum: Australia 10-28-2012, 12:32 AM
Replies: 154
Views: 9,435
Posted By DocSuzuki
I wanna thank you Autostream. My nice laptop was...

I wanna thank you Autostream. My nice laptop was about half a second away from having a hot chocolate wash. The cup was almost to my lips......:dood

And if you think 2nd is scary, check out a...
Forum: Australia 10-27-2012, 02:27 AM
Replies: 154
Views: 9,435
Posted By DocSuzuki
The last thing ADV bikes, like many of their...

The last thing ADV bikes, like many of their riders, needs is more calories!

Excuse me while I pour Saudi Finest Crude down the guts of my DR. They don`t give a shit what you run them on.

You...
Forum: Australia 10-27-2012, 01:56 AM
Replies: 154
Views: 9,435
Posted By DocSuzuki
I think the best is Singer Sewing Machine Oil. ...

I think the best is Singer Sewing Machine Oil.

KTMs are that precision machined, regular oil is too thick. The tolerances just aren`t there.

In fact, if you can`t hear the metal on metal...
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