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Forum: Airheads 06-28-2014, 10:09 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 3,745
Posted By Uncle Pollo
Never notice when riding.

Never notice when riding.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 05-29-2014, 08:07 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 2,979
Posted By Uncle Pollo
Fife

Fife
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 05-29-2014, 08:06 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 2,979
Posted By Uncle Pollo
This.

This.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 05-29-2014, 07:54 AM
Replies: 138
Views: 9,763
Posted By Uncle Pollo
Op ... what does produce the desired result with...

Op ... what does produce the desired result with the least effort to you?
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 05-29-2014, 07:50 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 3,392
Posted By Uncle Pollo
Cool down while riding the last half mile home.

Cool down while riding the last half mile home.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 05-29-2014, 07:47 AM
Replies: 850
Views: 72,080
Posted By Uncle Pollo
It is not the size of the fish, but the size of...

It is not the size of the fish, but the size of the fishing rod what matters.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 05-29-2014, 07:45 AM
Replies: 850
Views: 72,080
Posted By Uncle Pollo
My first encounter with superpower was with a...

My first encounter with superpower was with a k1200r. It was the closest thing to teleportation. The way it spooled power from the bottom was second to none. Somehow the k1300s was not as exciting.
Forum: Face plant 05-29-2014, 07:37 AM
Replies: 66
Views: 11,306
Posted By Uncle Pollo
Have yet to break a bone motorcycling. My spleen...

Have yet to break a bone motorcycling. My spleen on the other hand ...
Forum: Airheads 05-16-2014, 07:51 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 958
Posted By Uncle Pollo
This

This
Forum: Vendors 05-08-2014, 08:50 PM
Replies: 1,144
Views: 165,893
Posted By Uncle Pollo
We the users do. By ridicule. It works.

We the users do.

By ridicule.

It works.
Forum: Vendors 05-08-2014, 07:55 PM
Replies: 1,144
Views: 165,893
Posted By Uncle Pollo
you go girl.

you go girl.
Forum: Vendors 05-08-2014, 07:52 PM
Replies: 1,144
Views: 165,893
Posted By Uncle Pollo
I wonder how did they ever jetted their...

I wonder how did they ever jetted their carburated bikes.
Forum: Vendors 05-02-2014, 06:16 PM
Replies: 1,144
Views: 165,893
Posted By Uncle Pollo
I got an iice unused unit from one of your...

I got an iice unused unit from one of your customers

Now my temperamental r1100rt is much smoother.

Since I do the same commute every day I have a pretty good "test track" that I know very...
Forum: Vendors 04-10-2014, 02:32 AM
Replies: 1,144
Views: 165,893
Posted By Uncle Pollo
Poolside. I want a unit for my r1100rt. ...

Poolside. I want a unit for my r1100rt.

Ready to buy now.

Thanks.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 02-24-2014, 07:48 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 2,119
Posted By Uncle Pollo
Well ... you could have a pack of rescue wolves.

Well ... you could have a pack of rescue wolves.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 02-24-2014, 07:46 AM
Replies: 117
Views: 12,087
Posted By Uncle Pollo
At the atm I do too. No one is going to jack me...

At the atm I do too. No one is going to jack me with a helmet on.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 02-24-2014, 07:40 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 4,768
Posted By Uncle Pollo
Sell your bike and move to a better neighborhood....

Sell your bike and move to a better neighborhood.

You have your priorities wrong if you worry about someone jacking your shit.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 02-24-2014, 07:35 AM
Replies: 324
Views: 16,735
Posted By Uncle Pollo
3rd gear to make it to the freeway 4th gear...

3rd gear to make it to the freeway

4th gear on the freeway for elasticity

Albuquerque bike commuting is better with moooooooooooooreeeeeeeeeee...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 02-24-2014, 07:31 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 4,366
Posted By Uncle Pollo
My next bike will be a FJR1300

My next bike will be a FJR1300
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 02-24-2014, 07:29 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 4,366
Posted By Uncle Pollo
The real soft spot is that fuel pump switch that...

The real soft spot is that fuel pump switch that mysteriously fails and you have to replace the whole pump.

The rest is hit and miss.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 02-24-2014, 07:28 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 4,366
Posted By Uncle Pollo
hahahaha!!!! I have two second hand bmw's...

hahahaha!!!!

I have two second hand bmw's with over 100,000 miles each and they WORK every time!!!

They would never hear about that!
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 02-24-2014, 07:15 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 3,255
Posted By Uncle Pollo
I went from rarely riding off gravel to mastering...

I went from rarely riding off gravel to mastering gravel even with a two up k1200lt.

How?

I have a gravel driveway! ... In small increments I learned that the bike will dance a bit and you have...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 02-24-2014, 07:11 AM
Replies: 324
Views: 16,735
Posted By Uncle Pollo
Depends on the town. Let's say useless in...

Depends on the town.

Let's say useless in Boston but usefull in Albuquerque ... as a commuter standpoint for example.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 02-24-2014, 06:52 AM
Replies: 392
Views: 28,173
Posted By Uncle Pollo
yup ... freeze in the middle of the turn. ...

yup ... freeze in the middle of the turn.

hurts not to be relaxed.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 02-24-2014, 06:48 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,293
Posted By Uncle Pollo
all of them the thing is that i fail to...

all of them

the thing is that i fail to report all the times that the bike started just fine, which is always
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 02-10-2014, 06:35 PM
Replies: 97
Views: 8,184
Posted By Uncle Pollo
wrap around earbuds block windnoise and...

wrap around earbuds

block windnoise and listen to tunes
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 02-10-2014, 06:13 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 5,127
Posted By Uncle Pollo
I just panic and scream like a little girl.

I just panic and scream like a little girl.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 02-10-2014, 06:05 PM
Replies: 317
Views: 20,960
Posted By Uncle Pollo
people will bitch about the cost of lobster...

people will bitch about the cost of lobster dinner on a 60k a year golf club
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 01-20-2014, 04:54 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 4,164
Posted By Uncle Pollo
All the big adv bikes start looking the same. ...

All the big adv bikes start looking the same.

It is called natural selection.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 01-20-2014, 04:52 AM
Replies: 216
Views: 15,000
Posted By Uncle Pollo
what is low revs middle of the tach?

what is low revs

middle of the tach?
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 01-20-2014, 04:50 AM
Replies: 849
Views: 49,075
Posted By Uncle Pollo
You ain't no brain surgeon.

You ain't no brain surgeon.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 01-20-2014, 04:32 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 2,897
Posted By Uncle Pollo
gets the kids excited about bikes ... good on...

gets the kids excited about bikes ... good on them!!!
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 01-20-2014, 04:26 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 2,870
Posted By Uncle Pollo
I worked as a porter Moved 30 bikes out...

I worked as a porter

Moved 30 bikes out first thing in the morning by myself.

I won many a bet doing that exercise.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 01-20-2014, 04:20 AM
Replies: 309
Views: 17,208
Posted By Uncle Pollo
I commute every day and change my route as often...

I commute every day and change my route as often as practicable.

It keeps you keen.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 01-20-2014, 04:01 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 2,870
Posted By Uncle Pollo
Practice more. The first exercise will be...

Practice more.

The first exercise will be getting the bike of the center stand.

Engine off, no stands, walk around the bike without dropping it.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 01-17-2014, 08:01 AM
Replies: 70
Views: 5,326
Posted By Uncle Pollo
Not hard at all ... just take it easy and slow...

Not hard at all ... just take it easy and slow down before turning into a downhill hairpin.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 01-17-2014, 07:53 AM
Replies: 58
Views: 5,127
Posted By Uncle Pollo
Best bike for that: k1200lt that thing would...

Best bike for that: k1200lt

that thing would not be bothered by gravel
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 01-17-2014, 07:51 AM
Replies: 85
Views: 3,292
Posted By Uncle Pollo
50's in at noon 40's in the evening my...

50's in at noon

40's in the evening

my year round riding is easy
Forum: Old's Cool 01-14-2014, 08:06 AM
Replies: 1,611
Views: 220,111
Posted By Uncle Pollo
i flew by some imbecile riding american iron who...

i flew by some imbecile riding american iron who was sporting a kmart orange
bomber hat
i just giggle
Forum: Vendors 01-13-2014, 04:54 PM
Replies: 260
Views: 29,219
Posted By Uncle Pollo
Quote for a r1100rt rear shock with external...

Quote for a r1100rt rear shock with external adjustment

220 pound rider and a 140 pound pillion, about 50 pounds of luggage

thanks
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