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Forum: Australia 12-11-2009, 03:33 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 2,992
Posted By motomartin
:D

:D
Forum: Australia 12-10-2009, 10:46 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 1,725
Posted By motomartin
I only have to hold a tube of superglue and...

I only have to hold a tube of superglue and everything within 5 metres has stuck to me :D





....except for the plastic thing i was trying to fix.
Forum: Australia 12-10-2009, 04:24 PM
Replies: 5,062
Views: 353,138
Posted By motomartin
ok - lets get some proper music going....from the...

ok - lets get some proper music going....from the one, the only.....

http://img2.allposters.com/images/LPG/51862.jpg


<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie"...
Forum: Australia 12-10-2009, 04:01 PM
Replies: 44
Poll: Photoshop.
Views: 2,429
Posted By motomartin
Get rid of all these stoopid polls and ridiculous...

Get rid of all these stoopid polls and ridiculous photos and lets get back to endless photos of ktm's on a dirt road and naked women...preferably not at the same time.:evil

Photoshop is Soo...
Forum: Australia 12-10-2009, 12:32 PM
Replies: 341
Views: 25,901
Posted By motomartin
would that be a hills hoist ? :D ( not sure...

would that be a hills hoist ? :D

( not sure what you're getting at tho' ? )
Forum: Australia 12-10-2009, 03:13 AM
Replies: 126
Views: 6,488
Posted By motomartin
i'd love to be there for the spit roast...

i'd love to be there for the spit roast (http://www.probertencyclopaedia.com/cgi-bin/res.pl?keyword=Spit+Roast&offset=0) - looks yummy
Forum: Australia 12-10-2009, 03:09 AM
Replies: 4,883
Views: 1,021,812
Posted By motomartin
thats a fekin awesome price post a pic of...

thats a fekin awesome price

post a pic of them fitted quick
Forum: Australia 12-10-2009, 03:07 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 2,992
Posted By motomartin
"i've been ridin' for 80 yurrs......... ...

"i've been ridin' for 80 yurrs.........






...might stop for fuel sometime soon"
Forum: Australia 12-10-2009, 01:34 AM
Replies: 132
Views: 5,870
Posted By motomartin
NSFW ...

NSFW

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_gPqBeSNxYuw/SxWXB1vJqEI/AAAAAAAAA9U/1JkWP3xYs8M/s800/whaton%
Forum: Australia 12-09-2009, 10:33 PM
Replies: 341
Views: 25,901
Posted By motomartin
Redback boots - made in sydney - best i've worn. ...

Redback boots - made in sydney - best i've worn.

Beer would be -James Squires - all the rest is just cold piss

Arnotts snacks are good - on a par with McVities

Jennifer Hawkins seems 'good'...
Forum: Australia 12-09-2009, 10:11 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 2,992
Posted By motomartin
Average age of Aus adv riders ?

Now this'll be interesting.

Don't be shy - let's get an idea of the overall 'wisdom' or 'experience' we have on this bit of the forum.
Forum: Australia 12-09-2009, 10:04 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 883
Posted By motomartin
All suzukis - in fact all jap bikes except big V...

All suzukis - in fact all jap bikes except big V twins - should use 10/40.
Check the handbook
Thicker oil will obviously cause the plates to stick together more

i'd go this or even thinner
Forum: Australia 12-08-2009, 10:24 PM
Replies: 3,139
Views: 469,437
Posted By motomartin
To commemorate the 40th anniversary of the moon...

To commemorate the 40th anniversary of the moon landing, the three astronauts from Apollo 11 visited the White House.
Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin were allowed to set foot inside the White House,...
Forum: Australia 12-08-2009, 10:21 PM
Replies: 3,139
Views: 469,437
Posted By motomartin
lock

I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how that it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a...
Forum: Australia 12-08-2009, 10:20 PM
Replies: 3,139
Views: 469,437
Posted By motomartin
Alchohol

Remember – drinking alcohol can seriously harm your baby.

Especially if you’re in Portugal and can't be arsed to pay for a babysitter.
Forum: Australia 12-08-2009, 10:19 PM
Replies: 3,139
Views: 469,437
Posted By motomartin
librarian

I went up to the Librarian in the Classics section

I said "Do you have 'Great Expectations' in this library?"

She said "Well I hope to work on the front desk and get my own parking space but...
Forum: Australia 12-08-2009, 03:31 PM
Replies: 231
Views: 8,157
Posted By motomartin
i'm glad you like bike exif

i'm glad you like bike exif
Forum: Australia 12-07-2009, 02:53 AM
Replies: 143
Views: 18,289
Posted By motomartin
if you like those....... you'll like this -...

if you like those.......

you'll like this - sydney - based site :clap http://www.bikeexif.com/

and this http://www.greasykulture.com/
...
Forum: Australia 12-07-2009, 02:48 AM
Replies: 231
Views: 8,157
Posted By motomartin
couldn't agree more - all my threads have...

couldn't agree more - all my threads have motrocycle (sic) content :clap

except maybe the wanking and the fridge ones.

can't win them all :D
Forum: Australia 12-06-2009, 08:44 PM
Replies: 231
Views: 8,157
Posted By motomartin
thats why you were voted out in the secret ballot...

thats why you were voted out in the secret ballot :lol3
Forum: Australia 12-06-2009, 03:03 PM
Replies: 143
Views: 18,289
Posted By motomartin
beers all round :freaky :clap heres an...

beers all round :freaky :clap

heres an update - looking much more lived in now.

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_gPqBeSNxYuw/Sxt6Thb9c7I/AAAAAAAABEI/uXh1W1HL4xs/s800/IMG_2484.JPG
Forum: Australia 12-06-2009, 02:40 AM
Replies: 231
Views: 8,157
Posted By motomartin
only if you're at my house :freaky

only if you're at my house :freaky
Forum: Australia 12-06-2009, 02:39 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 1,861
Posted By motomartin
nice photos davo matey boy. at last some...

nice photos davo matey boy.

at last some sensible contribution to the site:rofl


PS - its an A10 not an A65. I had one with john tickle bits, twin carbs,alloy top yoke etc etc.

it was shit
Forum: Australia 12-06-2009, 02:33 AM
Replies: 231
Views: 8,157
Posted By motomartin
thank christ for that..the sleep depravation was...

thank christ for that..the sleep depravation was getting to me.:lol3

there is a very fine line between personal insults and personal piss taking.
Forum: Australia 12-04-2009, 01:05 PM
Replies: 231
Views: 8,157
Posted By motomartin
this knackers bloke must have some photos of the...

this knackers bloke must have some photos of the mods doing things they shouldn't - how he gets away with personal insults is beyond me.
He's an ignorant,un-funny fucktard that only seems to be able...
Forum: Australia 12-04-2009, 04:15 AM
Replies: 231
Views: 8,157
Posted By motomartin
thats what politicians say when things aren't...

thats what politicians say when things aren't going their way too :thumb :thumb

over and out
Forum: Australia 12-04-2009, 04:13 AM
Replies: 5,062
Views: 353,138
Posted By motomartin
its sposed to be friday night, not sunday morning...

its sposed to be friday night, not sunday morning :D

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BnxtFtaL46w&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param...
Forum: Australia 12-04-2009, 04:06 AM
Replies: 231
Views: 8,157
Posted By motomartin
ok - i'll give you that one. still talking...

ok - i'll give you that one.

still talking about it though, hey ? :D
Forum: Australia 12-04-2009, 04:03 AM
Replies: 231
Views: 8,157
Posted By motomartin
so what is it ? to reply only ? to...

so what is it ?

to reply only ?

to bore people ?

my whole point is that we should be putting up stuff we all like - we're all the same.

we don't need mods getting offended on our behalf ...
Forum: Australia 12-04-2009, 03:55 AM
Replies: 231
Views: 8,157
Posted By motomartin
so lets see your interesting threads that keep...

so lets see your interesting threads that keep people interested and entertained ?
Forum: Australia 12-04-2009, 03:50 AM
Replies: 231
Views: 8,157
Posted By motomartin
woopee fkin doo i ride every day next

woopee fkin doo

i ride every day

next
Forum: Australia 12-04-2009, 03:48 AM
Replies: 231
Views: 8,157
Posted By motomartin
That was a pathetic attempt - you'll have to be...

That was a pathetic attempt - you'll have to be at least original and try much harder if you're going to get anywhere near my sig line.
Forum: Australia 12-04-2009, 03:34 AM
Replies: 231
Views: 8,157
Posted By motomartin
you see - you're COMPLETELY wrong on that. ...

you see - you're COMPLETELY wrong on that.

I'm posting stuff up that interests and amuses me and... so it seems - lots of other people too.

nothing to do with you - honestly,.... i hardly know...
Forum: Australia 12-04-2009, 03:32 AM
Replies: 4,769
Views: 699,552
Posted By motomartin
nope it was shit :) slower than my mates...

nope it was shit :)

slower than my mates GT500 with expansion pipes,low seat and apes :)
Forum: Australia 12-04-2009, 03:25 AM
Replies: 4,769
Views: 699,552
Posted By motomartin
the red one is a K1 - i had a K0. ( 4 cables ) ...

the red one is a K1 - i had a K0. ( 4 cables )

K0 side panels have a bigger diamond surround under the badge on the side panel to0

it was shit handling,shit brakes,shit brown coloured.

i...
Forum: Australia 12-04-2009, 03:21 AM
Replies: 159
Views: 14,275
Posted By motomartin
does mr ktm need beating to death with a dildo ...

does mr ktm need beating to death with a dildo

what sort of dildo ?
Forum: Australia 12-04-2009, 03:16 AM
Replies: 231
Views: 8,157
Posted By motomartin
well how many people have responded to .: 1...

well how many people have responded to .:

1 xmas pics on the bike ?
2 show us your garage
3 - friday night music

well...huh ?


seems to me that people on here actually LIKE the sort of...
Forum: Australia 12-04-2009, 03:05 AM
Replies: 231
Views: 8,157
Posted By motomartin
1 down...that was quick :clap

1 down...that was quick

:clap
Forum: Australia 12-04-2009, 02:59 AM
Replies: 231
Views: 8,157
Posted By motomartin
OK - I'm IN heres a fukin idea , mr mods. ...

OK - I'm IN

heres a fukin idea , mr mods.

Leave everything alone until someone complains. huh ?

how hard can it be ?

I've said it before and i'll keep saying it - this isn't American...
Forum: Australia 12-03-2009, 07:35 PM
Replies: 3,139
Views: 469,437
Posted By motomartin
update: :D

What's next?
I'll tell you what's next.......the imbecile who claims to be an electrician but who was almost certainly raised and trained by wildebeest, who quite possibly needs written...
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