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Forum: Ride reports 10-16-2014, 07:22 PM
Replies: 106
Views: 10,554
Posted By Canuman
May not be your fault Scotty. If you'd just...

May not be your fault Scotty. If you'd just sacrificed a few more virgins and brought more Myrrh as tribute to the group, we'd likely be OK. As it turned out, your cheap-ass Long Island ways...
Forum: Ride reports 10-15-2014, 05:53 PM
Replies: 106
Views: 10,554
Posted By Canuman
Jeez, we're developing a heck of a stack of...

Jeez, we're developing a heck of a stack of wrecked gear and KLR parts up that way!

Glad it wasn't more serious. It always pisses me off when cars don't keep following distance. I got rear-ended...
Forum: Ride reports 10-12-2014, 07:27 PM
Replies: 106
Views: 10,554
Posted By Canuman
The Difference Between North and South

I woke up today feeling less stiffness in my arm. It's been OK most times, but it's usually all bound up and stiff as hell in the AM. I flushed the opiates down the toilet, and have been trying to...
Forum: Northeast - Greater Flugistan and home of the carpet baggers. 10-11-2014, 06:43 PM
Replies: 701
Views: 36,727
Posted By Canuman
Good weather for October, and tonight's supposed...

Good weather for October, and tonight's supposed to be the first night of semi-hard frost. High fifties to low sixties predicted tomorrow daytime and clear skies. Prolly have another month of good...
Forum: Northeast - Greater Flugistan and home of the carpet baggers. 10-09-2014, 09:09 PM
Replies: 701
Views: 36,727
Posted By Canuman
Very interested in a KLR pick-up. PM me or call. ...

Very interested in a KLR pick-up. PM me or call.

Basically, the mighty DRZ needs to have its Trail-Tech speedo wired and have those damn cheap Moto-Racks straightened out. Jeez, just throw the...
Forum: Ride reports 10-06-2014, 02:05 PM
Replies: 106
Views: 10,554
Posted By Canuman
We're gonna ride together again, Habitant cowboy....

We're gonna ride together again, Habitant cowboy. Gotta get through the current malaise, n'est pas? Couldn't have thought of a better group. Everyone pulled their weight. That's all you can ask.
Forum: Ride reports 10-05-2014, 07:18 PM
Replies: 106
Views: 10,554
Posted By Canuman
Nam? Did someone mention Nam? Screw it, let's...

Nam? Did someone mention Nam? Screw it, let's frag the looie.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c0/Uncleduke.jpg
Forum: Northeast - Greater Flugistan and home of the carpet baggers. 10-05-2014, 07:16 PM
Replies: 701
Views: 36,727
Posted By Canuman
Well, you'll have to stop by this winter and...

Well, you'll have to stop by this winter and wrench a little on the mighty DRZ. KLR is still up in NFL,
Forum: Ride reports 09-27-2014, 07:26 PM
Replies: 106
Views: 10,554
Posted By Canuman
You ain't lived until you've been screwed and...

You ain't lived until you've been screwed and plated in the same swipe. The bone Dr gave me a little man-squeeze on my game hand before he went in. The anesthesiologist was an equally manly sort, who...
Forum: Northeast - Greater Flugistan and home of the carpet baggers. 09-26-2014, 05:54 AM
Replies: 701
Views: 36,727
Posted By Canuman
Gonna be lots drier than that. Gorgeous morning!

Gonna be lots drier than that. Gorgeous morning!
Forum: Northeast - Greater Flugistan and home of the carpet baggers. 09-25-2014, 04:57 PM
Replies: 701
Views: 36,727
Posted By Canuman
Oh, don't worry. The headaches and indigestion...

Oh, don't worry. The headaches and indigestion aren't worth the biscuit. I'll be glad when I don't need them.
Forum: Northeast - Greater Flugistan and home of the carpet baggers. 09-25-2014, 12:49 PM
Replies: 701
Views: 36,727
Posted By Canuman
I just got screwed and plated. I've got enough...

I just got screwed and plated. I've got enough opiates to host a 60's rock concert.
Forum: Northeast - Greater Flugistan and home of the carpet baggers. 09-24-2014, 09:05 PM
Replies: 701
Views: 36,727
Posted By Canuman
They gave me a whole mess of happy pills! I feel...

They gave me a whole mess of happy pills! I feel just like Rush Limbaugh!
Forum: Canada 09-24-2014, 07:36 PM
Replies: 1,029
Views: 48,496
Posted By Canuman
Nope. The top of the humerus looked like Pac-Man...

Nope. The top of the humerus looked like Pac-Man previously, though. I was working on a high score.
Forum: Canada 09-24-2014, 07:10 PM
Replies: 1,029
Views: 48,496
Posted By Canuman
Just back from surgery. Everything apparently...

Just back from surgery. Everything apparently went well, and I have something which resembles a shoulder joint again.

Plus, some REAL GOOD drugs! I didn't know they handed out dilaudid any more!...
Forum: Ride reports 09-21-2014, 11:26 AM
Replies: 106
Views: 10,554
Posted By Canuman
Don't let it happen again, bucko. Here in...

Don't let it happen again, bucko. Here in 'Murrica we're keeping an eye on you slimy furrigners who are streaming across the border to steal our IT jobs and seduce our wimmenfolk with your crafty...
Forum: Northeast - Greater Flugistan and home of the carpet baggers. 09-20-2014, 02:07 PM
Replies: 701
Views: 36,727
Posted By Canuman
Fuggin-A, Loph's gonna be there? I expect to be...

Fuggin-A, Loph's gonna be there? I expect to be too gimpy to be around, but I would like to give the Beard Brother my best.
Forum: Canada 09-19-2014, 07:02 PM
Replies: 1,029
Views: 48,496
Posted By Canuman
What about "Happy Ending?"

What about "Happy Ending?"
Forum: Canada 09-18-2014, 06:56 PM
Replies: 1,029
Views: 48,496
Posted By Canuman
Ya gotta read Farley's The Boat Who Wouldn't...

Ya gotta read Farley's The Boat Who Wouldn't Float. You'll piss yourself. It's 50 years old, and a classic. Keep the beers well away from the keyboard.

"The Buick lurched down the hill like a...
Forum: Canada 09-18-2014, 06:40 PM
Replies: 1,029
Views: 48,496
Posted By Canuman
If luck had anything to do with it, I'd steal a...

If luck had anything to do with it, I'd steal a page from Farley Mowat. When he bought his Newfoundland schooner, her owners referred to her as "That Bitch."

I'm trying to keep a positive outlook.
Forum: Canada 09-18-2014, 06:12 PM
Replies: 1,029
Views: 48,496
Posted By Canuman
I'm torn between Ms. Longstocking and a few...

I'm torn between Ms. Longstocking and a few others.
Forum: Canada 09-18-2014, 05:43 PM
Replies: 1,029
Views: 48,496
Posted By Canuman
Hmm, that's a point of discussion. The previous...

Hmm, that's a point of discussion. The previous owner called her Jaded Lady. I know it's bad luck to rename a boat, but I don't think I can live with that.
Forum: Canada 09-18-2014, 04:08 PM
Replies: 1,029
Views: 48,496
Posted By Canuman
Nimble Kodiak 26' motorsailer. 16 hp diesel plus...

Nimble Kodiak 26' motorsailer. 16 hp diesel plus sails. Uses a little over a liter of fuel per hour.

Arrrr!
...
Forum: Canada 09-18-2014, 02:26 PM
Replies: 1,029
Views: 48,496
Posted By Canuman
How bad can it be? So long as they don't look at...

How bad can it be? So long as they don't look at my liver, I think I'll be OK. That's my position, and I'm sticking to it.

Besides, I bought me a boat. I figure to go into piracy on a small scale...
Forum: Canada 09-18-2014, 01:33 PM
Replies: 1,029
Views: 48,496
Posted By Canuman
Thanks, Steph. I've been pretty much pain-free,...

Thanks, Steph. I've been pretty much pain-free, but the doc says that unless I have this taken care of, my old age is gonna suck. He's the bone man for the US ski-jumping team, and I suspect he's...
Forum: Ride reports 09-17-2014, 08:09 PM
Replies: 106
Views: 10,554
Posted By Canuman
Did anyone drop a marker at the Southeast Gander...

Did anyone drop a marker at the Southeast Gander bridge near the Sabena site? I know the route needs some work, but we've got to help Mr. 99 get the TCAT off the T'railway (except for the Gaff) and...
Forum: Ride reports 09-17-2014, 03:35 PM
Replies: 106
Views: 10,554
Posted By Canuman
You lie like a rug. KLRs never, ever break down....

You lie like a rug. KLRs never, ever break down. They are at times temporarily inconvenienced.
Forum: Canada 09-16-2014, 05:57 PM
Replies: 1,029
Views: 48,496
Posted By Canuman
Well, one thing that's been wearing on my mind...

Well, one thing that's been wearing on my mind is the headlight fairing. Silly me. I have other worries.

It's a Britannia Composites fairing, made out in BC by an inmate. Although Ian no longer...
Forum: Canada 09-16-2014, 04:31 PM
Replies: 1,029
Views: 48,496
Posted By Canuman
Every man for himself! No quarter asked or given!...

Every man for himself! No quarter asked or given!

By the way, dry and sunny weather would be heartily appreciated in 2015.
Forum: Canada 09-16-2014, 04:21 PM
Replies: 1,029
Views: 48,496
Posted By Canuman
Hope to. Still gotta rescue the mighty KLR. ...

Hope to. Still gotta rescue the mighty KLR.

Someone else can lead, though.
Forum: Canada 09-16-2014, 04:10 PM
Replies: 1,029
Views: 48,496
Posted By Canuman
Well, just back from the ortho surgeon. Going in...

Well, just back from the ortho surgeon. Going in Weds to have the shoulder surgically reassembled. When I hit a wash-out, I don't fool around!

Wear ALL your gear! I know it's a often PITA, but I...
Forum: Ride reports 09-15-2014, 06:46 PM
Replies: 106
Views: 10,554
Posted By Canuman
Bloody heathen.

Bloody heathen.
Forum: Ride reports 09-15-2014, 06:36 PM
Replies: 106
Views: 10,554
Posted By Canuman
There's so much flagging tape in the woods before...

There's so much flagging tape in the woods before hunting season, it's difficult to tell what it means.
Forum: Ride reports 09-15-2014, 05:54 PM
Replies: 106
Views: 10,554
Posted By Canuman
Watch for that washout up by Millertown. I got a...

Watch for that washout up by Millertown. I got a PM earlier in the week from another inmate who just about got eaten by it. Also, I guess it's moose hunting season up there?
Forum: Northeast - Greater Flugistan and home of the carpet baggers. 09-14-2014, 05:38 PM
Replies: 701
Views: 36,727
Posted By Canuman
This will be epic. Some damn good riding out...

This will be epic. Some damn good riding out Tom's way, and the leaves will be coming into color. Nice riding, and no bugs. Bring rain gear. Bring a camera.
Forum: Ride reports 09-13-2014, 04:15 PM
Replies: 106
Views: 10,554
Posted By Canuman
Slacker.

Slacker.
Forum: Ride reports 09-13-2014, 04:13 PM
Replies: 106
Views: 10,554
Posted By Canuman
Did you mothers give up this thread? Best not...

Did you mothers give up this thread? Best not have.
I'll come over and whip you with my one good arm.
Forum: Northeast - Greater Flugistan and home of the carpet baggers. 09-13-2014, 01:12 PM
Replies: 701
Views: 36,727
Posted By Canuman
OK, just to be clear: the destination for this...

OK, just to be clear: the destination for this probably ain't the POP. I'm having difficulties doing simple things like pulling my pants up and keeping the coal stove going, so I'm limited in hosting...
Forum: Ride reports 09-09-2014, 05:51 PM
Replies: 106
Views: 10,554
Posted By Canuman
Give 'er

Give 'er
Forum: GPS Tracks - Alaska & Canada 09-09-2014, 10:57 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 2,061
Posted By Canuman
You might check with the boys on the route south...

You might check with the boys on the route south of Gander. I guess the tracks need a little work out there.

The 2013 tracks are pretty reliable.
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