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Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 10-16-2014, 08:02 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,165
Posted By DOGSROOT
Peregrine Falcon

Possibly apocryphal, but pretty amusing, and on topic... :norton

Did I get suckered on this one?



Hayabusa

Previously, the worlds fastest motorbike was the Honda Blackbird, then Suzuki...
Forum: Regional forums 10-05-2014, 09:39 AM
Replies: 5,395
Views: 431,051
Posted By DOGSROOT
Eek Why they call it Maryland

Hey yru...

Get on yr bike and get taggin'!!!

I want to see you set the new Tag as a Lesbian Luge League.

I'm pretty sure that'll be a TOR first. :rofl
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Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 09-29-2014, 09:12 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 3,259
Posted By DOGSROOT
Lotsa good advice so far. I like the GSA for...

Lotsa good advice so far.

I like the GSA for this trip for a variety of reasons:

2.1 extra gallons=better range (but still pack emergency fuel)

Better wind protection (height and width)
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Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 09-29-2014, 08:15 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 3,997
Posted By DOGSROOT
Bluhduh Take Heed

That's exactly what I explained to my GF on our ride up north last weekend.

Remote location...

Indian summer...

Abandoned line...

Trestle bridge...
Forum: Regional forums 09-27-2014, 11:52 PM
Replies: 5,395
Views: 431,051
Posted By DOGSROOT
Wow. That was PDQ. And in the middle of...

Wow.

That was PDQ.

And in the middle of the night too!! :rofl
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Forum: Regional forums 09-27-2014, 10:51 PM
Replies: 5,395
Views: 431,051
Posted By DOGSROOT
Green Barn

http://i599.photobucket.com/albums/tt71/dogsroot/imagejpg2_zpsff13c947.jpg (http://s599.photobucket.com/user/dogsroot/media/imagejpg2_zpsff13c947.jpg.html)


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Forum: Regional forums 09-27-2014, 10:44 PM
Replies: 5,395
Views: 431,051
Posted By DOGSROOT
Speed Cam

http://i599.photobucket.com/albums/tt71/dogsroot/imagejpg1_zps93316f2e.jpg (http://s599.photobucket.com/user/dogsroot/media/imagejpg1_zps93316f2e.jpg.html)
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Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 09-25-2014, 11:00 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 778
Posted By DOGSROOT
Eh? A harrowing experience

A much younger me, in my lovely powder-blue Volvo 245, on a country road;

80km limit, but most folks drive between 100 and 120kmh.

Beautiful sunny day, green rolling hills, and I was making...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 09-24-2014, 08:12 PM
Replies: 9,504
Views: 1,915,266
Posted By DOGSROOT
Eh? Really???

His brain will last forever, 'cause it ain't being used either...
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Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 09-13-2014, 12:15 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 998
Posted By DOGSROOT
:rofl . . .

:rofl
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Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 09-13-2014, 08:53 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 998
Posted By DOGSROOT
Pissed No kidding, craigincali

This :asshat joined in Aug, and has posted 64 times since Sept started.

TEN threads started since the beginning of Sept; most inane. :csm

I'd ask him to smarten up or piss off, but he is...
Forum: Regional forums 09-12-2014, 08:03 AM
Replies: 6,718
Views: 578,608
Posted By DOGSROOT
That was my first thought too!!! :rofl . ....

That was my first thought too!!! :rofl
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Forum: Regional forums 09-11-2014, 12:23 PM
Replies: 6,718
Views: 578,608
Posted By DOGSROOT
Cool2 tag

Here ya go; a double twofer!!



http://i599.photobucket.com/albums/tt71/dogsroot/imagejpg1_zps9a62cbf8.jpg (http://s599.photobucket.com/user/dogsroot/media/imagejpg1_zps9a62cbf8.jpg.html)


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Forum: Ride reports 09-11-2014, 03:33 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 13,630
Posted By DOGSROOT
Thumb Great RR. :clap I just stayed up all night...

Great RR. :clap

I just stayed up all night (chronic insomniac) reading it, checking out the pix, and laughing out loud.

4 hrs well spent!! :norton

One correction: 9 States, 2 Provinces, 1...
Forum: Ride reports 09-11-2014, 03:31 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 13,630
Posted By DOGSROOT
Thumb Great RR. :clap I just stayed up all night...

Great RR. :clap

I just stayed up all night (chronic insomniac) reading it, checking out the pix, and laughing out loud.

4 hrs well spent!! :norton

One correction: 9 States, 2 Provinces, 1...
Forum: Road warriors 09-10-2014, 07:10 PM
Replies: 308
Views: 54,107
Posted By DOGSROOT
Varadero

True.

•California
38.04 million

•Canada
34.88 million

•Australia
22.68 million
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 09-10-2014, 01:52 PM
Replies: 261
Views: 9,564
Posted By DOGSROOT
Exaggerating? :1drink . . .

Exaggerating? :1drink
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Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 09-07-2014, 07:15 PM
Replies: 261
Views: 9,564
Posted By DOGSROOT
Question Hmmmm.

Isn't there some fellow here on ADV who worked a decade or so for BOSCH testing ABS/non-ABS brake times?

A whole career spent trying to beat ABS stopping distances under controlled conditions?
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Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 09-02-2014, 07:55 AM
Replies: 9,504
Views: 1,915,266
Posted By DOGSROOT
Wink DGraham, Sorry to have to be the one to...

DGraham,


Sorry to have to be the one to break the news to you, but...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-29-2014, 08:39 AM
Replies: 3,090
Views: 421,715
Posted By DOGSROOT
Cool looking helmet. I want afterburners on...

Cool looking helmet.

I want afterburners on mine now. :nod

In retrospect, lmychajluk, "Unfortunately" might not be the best choice of words. :rofl
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Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-28-2014, 11:56 AM
Replies: 3,090
Views: 421,715
Posted By DOGSROOT
Hmmm. Helmet lights... Not a bad idea,...

Hmmm.

Helmet lights...

Not a bad idea, actually. :norton
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Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-25-2014, 01:42 AM
Replies: 3,090
Views: 421,715
Posted By DOGSROOT
"Turns out not everyone calls it that" ...

"Turns out not everyone calls it that"

Sounds like there's a story there...? :ear

I'm assuming "riding bitch" is the monkey-in-the-middle sitting in the front seat of a pick-up.

Right?
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Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-23-2014, 08:46 PM
Replies: 3,090
Views: 421,715
Posted By DOGSROOT
Cool2 Lingo

Hey 1911,

Funny, I thought that was universal; just goes to show.

To be 100% clear, it refers specifically to trucks passing each other w/ a speed differential of 1% or so.

Seems pointless,...
Forum: Road warriors 08-23-2014, 08:16 PM
Replies: 235
Views: 31,012
Posted By DOGSROOT
KTM 1290 SD. :eek2 . . .

KTM 1290 SD. :eek2
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Forum: Road warriors 08-23-2014, 11:57 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 4,135
Posted By DOGSROOT
Cool2 Cool

Cool video.

Cool bikes.

Cool roads.

:norton
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Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-23-2014, 10:04 AM
Replies: 3,090
Views: 421,715
Posted By DOGSROOT
Cool2 Oops

@AtomicAlex:

I always loved the separated bike path system whenever I was in Holland.

Better for everyone. :norton

Do the e-bikes ride on the roads there?


@catweasel:
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-22-2014, 07:59 AM
Replies: 3,090
Views: 421,715
Posted By DOGSROOT
Thumbs down Now imagine a couple of dozen of these e-bicycles...

Now imagine a couple of dozen of these e-bicycles trundling along at 5-10% less than the speed limit on the same road...

:umph
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Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-21-2014, 07:13 PM
Replies: 9,504
Views: 1,915,266
Posted By DOGSROOT
I volunteer for that. :ricky Pick me!! ...

I volunteer for that. :ricky

Pick me!! Pick me!! :happay
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Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-21-2014, 10:52 AM
Replies: 888
Views: 79,206
Posted By DOGSROOT
Relax Chip. ...

Relax Chip.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Litre

Ride the World.
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Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-21-2014, 08:03 AM
Replies: 888
Views: 79,206
Posted By DOGSROOT
Cool2 Here ya go

http://www.advrider.com/forums/showthread.php?t=954716

:norton
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Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-20-2014, 07:16 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 3,579
Posted By DOGSROOT
Cool2 He ought to stick to cages. . . .

He ought to stick to cages.
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Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-16-2014, 03:39 PM
Replies: 9,504
Views: 1,915,266
Posted By DOGSROOT
Oh Bugger

Touché.

Forgive me, but y'all sound the same to us. :rofl

I've heard all of those 'cept for RUMPY PUMPY.

That term just screams :kat bandit.

Now I cannot purge my mind of the image of...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-16-2014, 10:43 AM
Replies: 9,504
Views: 1,915,266
Posted By DOGSROOT
Eh? Yikes

Hmmm.

Jim, I'm not sure that's at all appropriate after a raunchy Australian joke involving cunnilingus. :eek1
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Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-16-2014, 10:39 AM
Replies: 9,504
Views: 1,915,266
Posted By DOGSROOT
Question Asexual Hybrid?

So, Catweasel, you're saying that rooting is senseless...

:viking

:viking

:viking

Don't knock it till you've tried it. :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-16-2014, 04:10 AM
Replies: 9,504
Views: 1,915,266
Posted By DOGSROOT
Cool2 Rated X

The joke has oft been "cleaned up".

Unfortunate; the original is much better.

If one is aware that "to root" is Antipodean slang for "to fuck", the joke becomes apparent. :norton



A...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-16-2014, 03:41 AM
Replies: 729
Views: 284,170
Posted By DOGSROOT
What a fucking maroon. :wink: . . .

What a fucking maroon. :wink:
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Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-14-2014, 03:14 AM
Replies: 3,090
Views: 421,715
Posted By DOGSROOT
Interesting; I'll have to check that out. I...

Interesting; I'll have to check that out.

I really don't know what they use up here.

I still see places where folks have driven over the "markings" and left a tire track past where it was laid....
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-13-2014, 01:11 PM
Replies: 3,090
Views: 421,715
Posted By DOGSROOT
Cool2 Always shouts out something obscene

I guess what I was referring to are actually "Zebra Stripes".



http://i599.photobucket.com/albums/tt71/dogsroot/imagejpg1_zps3b19f78b.jpg...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-13-2014, 12:43 PM
Replies: 3,090
Views: 421,715
Posted By DOGSROOT
Glad you made it. I make a point of always...

Glad you made it.

I make a point of always trying to go between the crosswalk bars.

Just want it to be an ingrained habit.

Still, WTF, why can't the city simply add some sand to their paint?...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 08-11-2014, 11:03 AM
Replies: 9,504
Views: 1,915,266
Posted By DOGSROOT
Eek God Help Today's Youth

Odd episode last night whilst gassing up.

A very young Asian guy w/ intensely bad acne jumps out of a modern muscle car and runs up to me.

"Excuse me Sir, my air is low-what should I do?"
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