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Forum: Road warriors 07-18-2014, 08:10 AM
Replies: 80
Views: 3,134
Posted By Dismount
My two cents... get the one that is the...

My two cents...


get the one that is the most comfy. Go forth and ride. If you cant manage that, go forth and perch your ass on one. For a long time. 5 minutes on a stationary in dealer bike...
Forum: Road warriors 06-12-2014, 08:39 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 840
Posted By Dismount
You need a stereo with cassette and a bunch of...

You need a stereo with cassette and a bunch of Prince tapes.


Then... then you will be ready.:deal
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 06-05-2014, 10:43 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 4,915
Posted By Dismount
If I was organizing a ride I wouldn't want to...

If I was organizing a ride I wouldn't want to have any sort of added risk responsibility added in with a group of people who probably don't do the all weather every day riding as a general rule.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 06-05-2014, 10:38 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,582
Posted By Dismount
I did a 98 hour week a couple of years ago when I...

I did a 98 hour week a couple of years ago when I had a core domain server going tits up.

That sucked.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 03-28-2014, 08:54 AM
Replies: 107
Views: 5,126
Posted By Dismount
I ride like every other driver, pedestrian,...

I ride like every other driver, pedestrian, animal, etc is a psychotic monkey with rabies and the cops are poachers hiding in the bushes.

Works for me.
Forum: Some Assembly Required 03-26-2014, 12:22 PM
Replies: 534
Views: 174,039
Posted By Dismount
Thank you thank you. It's from a romantic...

Thank you thank you. It's from a romantic rendevous gone horribly horribly awry in possibly the coldest wettest nosed way possible.

Keep it up man. Absolutely stellar. really.
Forum: Some Assembly Required 03-26-2014, 12:17 PM
Replies: 534
Views: 174,039
Posted By Dismount
This is the most awesome epic kick ass thing...

This is the most awesome epic kick ass thing ever.


Please don't kill yourself on the lathe. Maim, cripple, whatever. Just keep your typin hand strong.


Helluva job on the powdercoat btw.
Forum: GS Boxers 03-20-2014, 11:30 AM
Replies: 668
Views: 154,466
Posted By Dismount
While not a gs I searched for about 3 months to...

While not a gs I searched for about 3 months to find wtf my bike was rattling and clacking.

I found it by leaning on the headlight bucket while it was idling. :lol3
Forum: Road warriors 03-19-2014, 01:38 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 440
Posted By Dismount
Just hearing about this makes me want to go find...

Just hearing about this makes me want to go find the scum who stole my kat, shake their hand, then kick it over in rage. :lol3

I hated getting those 4 carbs on and off again more than I can...
Forum: Road warriors 03-19-2014, 01:34 PM
Replies: 68
Views: 4,898
Posted By Dismount
That guys posture with the front lofted looks...

That guys posture with the front lofted looks about perfect to me.


Maybe I could get one and ride it like a unicycle. :lol3
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 03-18-2014, 12:53 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 3,547
Posted By Dismount
There is one little section of road here they...

There is one little section of road here they seem to grind down every year leaving about a mile of parallel grooves for a mile or so going through a pretty sharp curve.

In the car it's nerve...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 02-13-2014, 11:04 AM
Replies: 97
Views: 7,752
Posted By Dismount
Something in my ear drives me nuts. I can deal...

Something in my ear drives me nuts. I can deal with it for about 10 minutes before my ear begins to hurt.

I'd love to find a solution that would let me listen though.
Forum: The Rockies It's all downhill from here... 01-02-2014, 12:43 PM
Replies: 451
Views: 21,054
Posted By Dismount
Until it's legal federally I wouldn't touch it...

Until it's legal federally I wouldn't touch it with a 10 foot pole. Just not worth the risk of being half legal and half fucked to me.

I do think the laws concerning weed are completely fucked...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 12-18-2013, 05:57 AM
Replies: 77
Views: 6,032
Posted By Dismount
Shoot the guy with the paperwork too. I...

Shoot the guy with the paperwork too.


I just pull over. Cops will do that little dance here. Ride your ass with the high beams on.

I've played leap frog with them before. I pull over and...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 12-12-2013, 07:12 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 2,660
Posted By Dismount
I've always ran a bit colder than 98.6. I think...

I've always ran a bit colder than 98.6. I think that contributes to why I overheat, along with being a fast bastard of course.
Forum: Road warriors 12-07-2013, 10:48 AM
Replies: 101
Views: 11,671
Posted By Dismount
Absolutely brilliant. Somebody should be paying...

Absolutely brilliant. Somebody should be paying you to do those. :clap
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 12-06-2013, 06:21 AM
Replies: 133
Views: 7,771
Posted By Dismount
I've got a final out in the back of my car with...

I've got a final out in the back of my car with some fuckered seals that disagrees with you. :lol3

Just messing around there. Anything will break/age eventually. I like the shaft drive on my...
Forum: Battle scooters 12-05-2013, 11:29 AM
Replies: 72
Views: 6,752
Posted By Dismount
Unless that lady is 6'7, I'd probably have to sit...

Unless that lady is 6'7, I'd probably have to sit in the same place she is to ride that thing for very long.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 11-27-2013, 01:39 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 3,490
Posted By Dismount
It's my experience that most people who get ragey...

It's my experience that most people who get ragey have 1 thing in common.

They're the fuckups.

When they fuck up and almost kill you or wreck or whatever, it startles/scares them. Well as we...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 11-25-2013, 12:00 PM
Replies: 108
Views: 9,273
Posted By Dismount
I poke along. I've got no interest in getting...

I poke along. I've got no interest in getting anywhere fast. Or pushing any limits, or pursuing riding skills that require that I do.

Road, offroad, car, bike... I'd rather spend 12 hours going...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 05-24-2013, 06:34 AM
Replies: 53
Views: 2,855
Posted By Dismount
I like it if I have the gear for it. tap...

I like it if I have the gear for it.


tap taptaptap tappitytaptap tap goes the helmet.
Forum: Battle scooters 05-15-2013, 10:13 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 655
Posted By Dismount
early scooter considerations

I've pretty much reached my cruiser threshold and decided to move to scooter this time around. (once the pennies finish getting saved)

What can you good folks tell me about these?
...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 05-14-2013, 05:57 AM
Replies: 137
Views: 15,332
Posted By Dismount
Yep, everytime I'm through there I see at least a...

Yep, everytime I'm through there I see at least a couple pulled over and getting a little hand written love note.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 05-10-2013, 04:37 PM
Replies: 137
Views: 15,332
Posted By Dismount
In the town where I grew up a favored trick at...

In the town where I grew up a favored trick at night was to tailgate someone with their brights on. Speed up to get away and out come the flashers.

Pulling over didn't work so hot either, a few...
Forum: Road warriors 05-09-2013, 06:27 PM
Replies: 83
Views: 3,952
Posted By Dismount
I'll fling my pennies in the ring too. Not with...

I'll fling my pennies in the ring too. Not with specific bike advice, but just some general thoughts.

It is incredibly liberating to have a mechanically sound and reliable bike that you don't...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 05-09-2013, 01:28 PM
Replies: 137
Views: 15,332
Posted By Dismount
There is a little spot on rt 19, on the beckley...

There is a little spot on rt 19, on the beckley side of fayetteville. One cop in an old crappy crown vic sits hidden. Another one in one of the new chargers rides up and down the road 15-20 above...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 05-09-2013, 07:46 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 3,352
Posted By Dismount
I would have copiously shit myself. As it ran...

I would have copiously shit myself. As it ran down my legs it would have hopefully lowered the cog.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 05-08-2013, 11:23 AM
Replies: 210
Views: 14,280
Posted By Dismount
What is the deal with every little fender bender...

What is the deal with every little fender bender getting 4-5 cop cars, the fire department, ambulances, and every jethro who Thinks he's part of the fire department showing up and standing around...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 04-25-2013, 06:12 PM
Replies: 1,281
Views: 195,135
Posted By Dismount
That's where I wound up.

That's where I wound up.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 04-25-2013, 07:29 AM
Replies: 1,281
Views: 195,135
Posted By Dismount
I ordered 4 tires for my car this fall after...

I ordered 4 tires for my car this fall after checking prices at all the shops around. Got them for about $40 less each. Well duh, here internets, take my money!

Then came the search for mount...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 04-25-2013, 06:55 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 3,520
Posted By Dismount
I had the living shit scared out of me by one of...

I had the living shit scared out of me by one of these big ugly bastards once. Going around a corner and suddenly there was a fucking pterodactyl 3 inches from the windshield of my car.

I may...
Forum: Road warriors 04-23-2013, 06:31 PM
Replies: 1,597
Views: 226,831
Posted By Dismount
Same on my c50. From what I understand about the...

Same on my c50. From what I understand about the c90 rear swap it lowers the revs 5-600. Not a huge amount, but "enough".

My c50 loves 55 mph. It will climb past it like yours up to around 90 or...
Forum: Road warriors 04-23-2013, 08:43 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 4,349
Posted By Dismount
Preach it brother! Hey I haven't started the...

Preach it brother!

Hey I haven't started the bike in two months and it's covered in ice.


Vroom!
Forum: Road warriors 04-23-2013, 05:32 AM
Replies: 291
Views: 26,657
Posted By Dismount
You know, I think I actually kind of like that...

You know, I think I actually kind of like that speckled blue look. :lol3
Forum: Road warriors 04-22-2013, 10:37 AM
Replies: 418
Views: 39,282
Posted By Dismount
Those are not hard bags. Those are warp nacelles....

Those are not hard bags. Those are warp nacelles.

http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q80/rico2072/DSC_0109.jpg
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 04-18-2013, 10:48 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,274
Posted By Dismount
That picture was taken at a mcdonalds parking lot...

That picture was taken at a mcdonalds parking lot in the middle of the night. I realized after about the 4th bridge on the 4 lane that I didn't notice till I crossed off of it that enough was enough....
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 04-18-2013, 07:53 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,274
Posted By Dismount
if you wear glasses, try to keep your shield as...

if you wear glasses, try to keep your shield as tightly closed as possible. Mist and fog are 10x worse than rain for giving you 3 trillion little droplets on your lenses.
...
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 03-27-2013, 12:52 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 4,553
Posted By Dismount
Do you always speak in haiku form?

Do you always

speak in haiku form?
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 02-12-2013, 09:51 AM
Replies: 109
Views: 9,552
Posted By Dismount
they will also ask you, as water pours off of you...

they will also ask you, as water pours off of you in buckets, if you're wet.
Forum: The perfect line and other riding myths 02-11-2013, 06:50 AM
Replies: 109
Views: 9,552
Posted By Dismount
as long as I don't need a snorkel I don't mind. ...

as long as I don't need a snorkel I don't mind.


In fact I like the noise of the rain on my helmet.

tap.....taptaptaptap


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