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Old 12-06-2009, 08:48 PM   #1
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SMIBVILLE USA By Patty Dorsh

I wrote Smibville a while ago and many things have changed
They’re tearing down Pennie’s Bar and Evan’s not the same
But Buzzy’s still around, the Rail, and 10 oz Beers
I’ll add a few more things that have been around for years

I’m a ball-playing, beer-drinking, fun-loving fool
I’m going down to Toots Bar to shoot a game of pool
A crab-picking, oyster-shucking, truck-driving babe
Proud to be living in Smibville, USA

I sang about the crabs and the oysters from the bay
But I forgot a couple things my grandma used to make
Like stuffed ham and country sausage, just to name a few
And if you’ve never tried them, well I suggest you do!

I’m a ball-playing, beer-drinking, fun-loving fool
I’m going down to Back Road Inn to shoot a game of pool
A crab-picking, oyster-shucking, truck-driving babe
Proud to be living in Smibville, USA


The Willows and The Roost, Clarke’s Landing Restaurants
Have been around for quite awhile they’re favorite county haunts
Duke’s Bar a bookstore, there’s Betty Russells in Valley Lee
And Tall Timbers Marina for boat-burning on the beach
The Wharf, Country Tavern, Oakwood Lodge and Belvedere
Captain Tom’s Oar House and Bambinos are no longer here
But we got racing down at Budd’s Creek and St. Mary’s County Fair
We go boating, skiing, fish and sail cause there’s water everywhere

Cause we’re all ball-playing, beer-drinking, fun-loving fools
We’re all down at the Green Door for beer-pong and some pool
Crab-picking, oyster-shucking, truck-drivers, hey!
Proud to be living in Smibville, USA

There’s bingo at the firehouse and carnivals galore
Festivals and artshows and corn mazes to explore
Or we’ll cross the bridge to Solomons, to the Tiki bar
You’ll have a good time around here no matter where you are

Cause we’re all ball-playing, beer-drinking, fun-loving fools
We’re going down to Friendly’s for some shuffleboard and pool
Crab-picking, oyster-shucking, truck-drivers, hey!
Proud to be living in Smibville, USA

Cause we’re all ball-playing, beer-drinking, fun-loving fools
We’re going down to Dew Drop Inn to shoot darts and some pool
Crab-picking, oyster-shucking, truck-drivers, hey!
Proud to be living in Smibville, USA





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Stuff flies from Pax out over the bay
Between the two rivers `were most of us stay.
Some up in Culvert, or over in Chuck
With their closest relations some locals do pluck... (banjo solo here)



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