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Old 03-12-2010, 07:28 PM   #17
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Originally Posted by channelcat
get some Traders Joe scotch and apply with a scotchpad to the exhaust spigots. make every mating surface clean and brite, then piss off, get to Scotland and ride the wild north desolate, till you break down from a scorched piston, a product of your inattention, and lie desolate by the roadside until a blue eyed black haired country maid comes to you with comfort and scotch, or the local predators rip what remains of your liver out. Either way, if you gotta die, why not do it on the road, like the north of Scotland, instead of that yuppie infested Alaska.
If you reject the food, ignore the customs, fear the religion and avoid the people, you might better stay home. ~James Michener
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