Here it is:
Don't worry Troy, I didn't go fAr, I just got lost A lot As I was running the AnAlog GPS todAy
UnfortunAtely, I didn't end up where those directions were supposed to tAke me. It is A very nice spot though. There's A nice looking cAmpground At the other end of this stretch of Asphalt And it AppeArs to be A very populAr fishing And picnic AreA too.
If you drive much further, I would definitely recommend the life jacket, sure seems like it ups the odds of survivAl.