OK first I need to apologize. I meant to have a tag up much earlier in this, hopefully in time for someone to make a run for it today. Unfortunately there is no phone service in this area, and by the time I got back to where there was service, that battery on my phone was dead, and I had no way to charge it.
Second, this is a SERIOUS tag. Definitely out of reach for anybody riding an FJR, Ninja, or BMW GS.
Seriously, if you don't want to scratch your plastic, let someone else go get this one.