You Know Your a 950 Owner When...
You are planning a trip with your buddies and you say, "Nobody is allowed to come on this trip with anything larger than a 650 single." And your friends simotaneously respond, "What about you?" And you grin and say, "Unless it's made by KTM."
You spend your time trying to SHED excess crap like plastic and aluminum luggage, luggage hoops, etc., instead of BUYING a bunch of excess crap from Touratech.