well. This is going to be a longer stop than we'd anticipated. I looked around for something to prop up the bike, and then I remembered...
The Trail Stand™
I'd carried it all Mobius-5 and we didn't have a single opportunity to use it. I gotta say, it kicks ass.
The best part is that when you get a flat, you don't have to tax a single neuron or waste a single second figuring out how to lift the bike and hold it up. You can go right into worrying about other things, like:
"can I patch this?"