Re the Mary Jane's T shirt, we're going to take over the world.
It has magical powers. Whenever the Peril is in a cantankerous mood (which it does from time to time when it knows its about to spend several hours with the tacho needle sitting on the redline) I wear the Mary Jane's T shirt and it miraculously behaves itself.
Scarlett Johanssen, who will one day realise that I am the love of her life. I have told my wife this, and she is OK with it so long as Johnny Depp is part of the overall set-up.
Pete's bike caught fire because the tank developed a fuel leak just above the exhaust pipe. He had plugged it with something suitable, like soap or chewing gum, but the repair did not hold out. Funny that.
Bendernz screwed with this post 04-21-2011 at 11:22 PM