Ok so the marketing dept is chomping at the bit to know who this mystery motorman really is. I mean it's been, what, 1 whole day already and not a peep outa the spy magazines or the paparazzi. All we got is a whole lotta nothing. I mean no posts, no hints, no deviously clever comments, just dead air.
At the very least we need to get some true life testimonials, for some sizzling marketing copy for use in our planned world wide advertising and info-mertial saturation campaign.
You know stuff like this is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
Or, this will change your life for ever.
Or, you wouldn't believe what my IICE Air does for me.
You know, smok'n hot ad copy stuff, so that everyone everywhere will be drooling over being the first one on their block to have their very own IICE Aire…
And be totally in the know about how cool the IICE Aire really is.
Ok so who is gunna step up and get this ball rolling?
The paparazzi are just waiting to pounce to give you your 15 minutes of fame.