Time to put on my serious face.
Be a good sport. I'm just returning the serve....its all in fun. I rather like your imbedded humor. Its quite clever.
I never got to ride an HP2, so I can't say.....other than that is one of the weirdest looking bikes I think I've seen. It never captured my fancy. Whereas, the F800GS really turned my head.
I haven't decided yet, whether its a blessing or a curse, but every time I make a pitstop on my F800 I get approched by gawkers.
Everyone pretty much ignored me on the KLR. They kept their distance with odd stares when I was on the Black Princess (my 950).....think they were afraid. And, they want to approach, inspect, ask questions all about my F800.....everywhere I go. Kind of weird.
Think I prefer the KLR appeal. It was easier to go unnoticed. Nobody wanted to pick over anything. Just sayin.