A German guy I work with - who I was ragging about the shitty quality of German machines, blamed it on the Turks who populate the factory floor
I countered with 'I knew why you guys lost the war - because your equipment kept breaking'. I'm not trying to offend any group here, trust me on this, I just trying to show what kind of fun you can poke at guys you've worked with for 20+ years. The guy drives a Harley and drools over any airhead BMW offroad bike. I send him pics of mine just to irritate him.