Ok, this is what my leg looked like BEFORE the trip started. I had a minor disagreement with an ATV a few days earlier. I got my leg smashed and the ATV got launched end over end down a small mountain. Overall I'd say it was a draw.
Now it seemed like everytime I departed the bike unexpectedly, I resmashed my leg against the crash bar. By the time day one was over it was swollen almost twice this size and was twice as dark. So, after setting up camp and some sweet camp chow, I treated myself to an Advil dessert and an Ace wrap.