Got items 1-4 reasonably close. Have to figure out where the nearest dragstrip is. Closest one I can think of is about 100 miles south.
'10 Kawasaki Concours (EB)
'11 Kawasaki Versys
'07 KTM 250 XC-F
Turning money into spent fossil fuels.
(Smiley crap is implied in all posts.)