Originally Posted by def
1- You drive on the wrong side.
2- Your money used to be pounds, now Euros.
3- Your spanners are Whitworth.
4- Your early motorcycles were positive (+) ground.
5- You eat meat stuffed into a goat's stomach.
6- Men wear skirts.
7- You talk funny.
Even with all that, you're some of the nicest people on earth as long as you're sober (Scotch whiskey.....ugggggghhhhh.....give me bourbon please....lots of it).
The British never converted to the Euro.
Older American vehicles were positive earth.
'Gonna get me a six pack...push people off the highway!'
"they live off the carrion of our mutual distrust and bribe us with symbols that equate hatred with manhood."
"I mean at the end of the day, I was addicted to Starting Fluid for Christ's sake!"
"Yeah, that guy sure is terrible at touching moms"