Me to friend as they appeared: Look, they're on my bike!
(7 seconds later)
Me: They haven't gotten away yet? They're riding like [insensitive term]s if the cops cars are keeping up with them.
Friend to me: Never mind the cops, Batman's EMP would fry those BMWs with all their silly electronics.
I like my bike because I can overtake 4x4s down farm tracks with a week's worth of shopping on the back.