Originally Posted by AWM
"Jesus freak'n cripled Christ, everyone in the world thinks the whole state of NY is the freak'n city and shit".
"And we're all yellow taxi cab driving, cycle cap wearing
"Now yu's better kick some akubra wearing convict
freak ass over there and shit old pal".
"Dont make us scum bag New Yorker's look like city slicker
Edited for "accuracy"
Oh, watch out for yowies, drop bears and Sheila truckies with adams apples/deep voices...