Me: Here's the bike, but we have the straiten the front wheel first.
Frog: What, Why?
Me: I had a little crash.
Frog: You what.
. (like it was unheard of to have a little get off).
Frog: Ahh, f#*k it, It'll be fine.
Frog: BRaaaaaa, Braaaaaa, Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.