This is too early. I'm still riding for at least another 3 weeks. At least have the common decency to wait until I'm snowbound and need a good read.
"Why do thy think that their rubber is so much more valuable than everybody elses? Is it excised from the whelted buttock of some high ranking supplicant at madam Swartz's House Of Pain? Is it pre-soaked with the quim of alien virgins? Do they hand deliver it and fit it for me whilst plying me with Bolinger and tickling my baw sack with a Dodo feather?"- Bonkers the Dog