Look for my rig (though I won't be bringing a quad). I've must have been comfortable in my manhood for many years because I've been trailering my bikes for many years. I even cover them at night so they don't get wet ...
Then, while at WFO on my way up a dune, I understood. It was like the heavens opened up and I heard the voices of Angels.
Shortly afterward, I heard the voice of God. He said, and I quote, "Dumbass."