There are plenty of inmates that would love to trade you for their standard suspension! (kickstand and maybe centerstand)
Just costs shipping...
Anyone in the same timezone as OP that can help him with some shorter boingers?
"Big Bertha" my KTM 950 SliderMoto with 19/17 spokes, FCR41's, 2-into-1 high pipe, single side front brake and handcut flattrack style tires. Gettin Slideways is good!