Thanks for the well wishes on the intestinal inconsistencies.
I know all the ADV'ers here are highly refined and cultured, so in an effort to not offend, I've chosen to use euphemisms for the more sensitive.
Thankfully, I've not had to do the "Technicolor Yodel", and let's just say "the train tends to leave the tunnel off schedule and with much fanfare."
Thanks for the comments guys! Will be adding more stuff today