Originally Posted by cross-country
My old teamate (19 year old punk) told me I would need 2 Surgeries, 1 to fix my shoulder and another to remove the sand from my vagina. Fucker.
Shoulder surgeries are tough, but it is a going to take a real magician to completely de-sand your hoo-hah. I hope those fancy Vail Dr's are up to the the task and have the right equipment.