Originally Posted by 150ron
Allows me to drink in public
on the beach, at theme parks, the movies, everywhere.
Car with rusted out floor boards, L60-14 on the back (remember letter sizes?). When the police lit you up you drop your can thru the hole(s) in the floor, wide tire flattens it. Slide the old license plate back over the hole with your foot, then you pop the emergency Pepsi cans open for when the cop makes it up to you. Has anyone ever drank from the pop with a stomach full of fresh beer? Instant monster belch. Not recommended.
Ahhh, redneck childhood. BTW, did you know it is illegal to drive barefoot in Kansas, or so I was told by the sheriff one night.