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Old 11-10-2012, 08:03 AM   #446
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Originally Posted by Storm Shadow View Post
well, the zombie apocalypse is starting for me,

yesterday at work, i was driving around when i was talkign to this girl who was looking at my arm on the window of hte car, and just randomly said, i have an urge to bite your arm, her boyfriend was next to her, thinking this is a bit strange, so i wound the window up, and went home, then my daughter was screaming, a 5 year old, and then went for me and bit me, took a huge chunk of flesh out of my belly, blood, skin, and all that through a shirt.

zombies, my childs a zombie
Don't drive like my brother!
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