Originally Posted by vortexau
And this can be performed with a scooter:
Set the zombie head alight. Takes out eyesight and hearing prior to frying any kind of intellect.
First problem is that you assume intellect. Zed is a non stop eating machine propelled by instinct; with no fear, no remorse, and no pain.
Fire is the absolute worst method.
The trick is stealth, silence, and speed. Suppressed weapons and archery, swords, and wit are the only things that will keep you alive