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Old 11-15-2012, 12:55 AM   #247
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Originally Posted by itsgunnahurt View Post
If you fart while riding your bike and no one knows it but you, did you really fart?

Very deep...
Its like farting when you are diving with a wetsuit. You feel this bubble moving up your back tickling your back hairs. Then it miraculously disappears.

Until you pull your hood off, maybe hours later (on hooka) and find out is has been travelling with you all along, getting juicy with urine (mmmm..... warm).
How the hell did you get all this together?

It just happened, Max, you know?

A p-p-p-p-piece from here and a p-p-p-piece from there.
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