Originally Posted by mykill
They lost me when he cracked a Fresca.
They were out of TAB.
How long does it take a hipster to get out of the house every morning? How many times does he change his t-shirt?
Stop trying so fucking hard.
Once had a dork tell me my work shirt from City Service was cool and where could he get one. I said, "When you crawl under buses like I did when I fucking worked there."