Originally Posted by disston
Put everything in a Sticky. Seal the files. Don't take any new members, they ask too many questions. Lock the doors, nobody leaves.
Make all new posters, that is applicants for a posting permit, read detailed descriptions penned by disston entailing how to balance carbs using the shorting method, ensuring that enricheners are not transposed, and the importance of language.
From this they should understand how (or if) to proceed.