Thread: why BMWs?
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Old 11-27-2012, 11:36 AM   #30
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Originally Posted by Reaver View Post
Well, I can't speak for the rest of them, but I'm not tall, not dark, not handsome and I have a small penis. I needed some way to look superior. I try to keep my mouth shut in order not to remove all doubt. It's actually my mom's GS but she lets me wash it at the end of the driveway on saturdays while wearing her Rallye 2 pro gear. After, I take it into the back yard and put mud cakes on it. I mail order stickers from far away places and slap those on the cases. I read all the ride reports so I can talk about places I've never been. Hell, sometimes I post contradictory opinions on tires, oil and suspension even tho ma won't let me ride. One day, when I'm man enough I'll get my own.

My name is Reaver, and I have a problem.

Maybe when she's finished with the bike she'll leave it to Reaver
2012 R1200GSA
2009 F650GS (Wife's)
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