Hang in there, Kev. Once you finally get to that magical 'bald is beautiful' point we'll send you a commemorative buff pad with all our names on it and a picture of dick.
I don't have a real good prayer connection and I'm not sure how to lead a coffee toast but if it's possible to send best intentions long distances; brace for a bunch of good thoughts and strength from me. Keep a paper sack handy in case the first few batches make you woozy.
Good luck and don't pass up a good opportunity to whine to Annie!